Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard storage locker in Site-19. Personnel who wish to conduct tests on SCP-XXXX are to obtain Level 3 or higher authorization. Personnel are not allowed to conduct tests using personal computers, and must instead use office computers cleared for testing. At this time, any computers used to test SCP-XXXX must be disconnected from the Foundation Intranet due to safety precautions.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a blank, translucent green Xbox CD case, measuring 17.1 cm x 13.3 cm x 1.2 cm. SCP-XXXX has the appearance standard of what would be expected of a case of it's type, however illegible faded smudged black marks are present on the front cover of the case.
SCP-XXXX is capable of producing seemingly any video game that exists in the form of a CD. Video games not available normally on CD are converted to CD. How this process is completed is unknown. When the name of any video game is written on the front cover of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX will generally be filled with the respective CD of the video game written on the cover. More rarely, the space will be filled with a CD containing random media, frequently accompanied by loud audio or music. Whilst the CDs themselves are non-anomalous in nature, any person who plays any of the games will be convinced that it is "the best game they ever played" and go into rants expressing the immense quality of the media that they have witnessed, and their immense satisfaction with SCP-XXXX and it's media.
While most subjects cease ranting when instructed to, others grow an obsession over SCP-XXXX and the media that it produces, and attempt to convince others to watch the media that SCP-XXXX produces. Some may even attempt to seize SCP-XXXX by any means at their disposal. Subjects have been known to stay in this state from anywhere between four hours to two weeks.
Addendum XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX was discovered by embedded Foundation agents in the Federal Bureau of Investigation on ██/██/20██. SCP-XXXX was taken by FBI agents as contraband from a 23 year old male, who identified himself as ███ ██████, for claims of piracy in the town of ████████. Under interrogation, the suspect was reported as "delusional," going into a furious rant about the quality of the media that he had produced, and expressed his significant desire to spread them to everybody he could. The suspect then demonstrated the anomalous property of SCP-XXXX, upon which embedded agents viewing the interrogation stepped in. Class-A amnestics were administered to the interrogators, and agents seized SCP-XXXX, along with the suspect and his laptop which was taken as contraband by FBI agents prior to the interrogation. Under Foundation interrogation, the suspect ceased ranting over SCP-XXXX, but was noted to be confused of the events prior. He identified himself as a member of GoI-5869, "Gamers Against Weed", however refused to answer any additional questions. The suspect was given Class-C amnestics and was subsequently released.
Addendum XXXX-2: Test Log
Subject: D-38291
Test: Subject was ordered to write "Half-Life 2" on the front cover of SCP-XXXX and insert the CD manifested into the testing computer. Subject ordered to play until ordered to stop.
Results: Computer played Half-Life 2. Subject played for 30 minutes. When questioned, Subject expressed satisfaction with the media and begun ranting about it's quality. Subject stopped when ordered to.
Subject: D-41729
Test: Subject was ordered to write "Minecraft" on the front cover of SCP-XXXX and insert the CD manifested into the testing computer. Subject ordered to play until ordered to stop.
Results: Computer played a heavily distorted video of "A New Hope." Noticeable changes made were "Jek Porkins" being the main character of the movie in place of Luke Skywalker, and the inclusion of several internet "memes." Subject watched for 1 hour. Subject, without being questioned, begun ranting about the media, and expressed immense pleasure. Subject did not stop ranting when ordered to, and attempted to take the media and flee the test. Subject was sedated, but remained in ranting state for 9 hours.
Notes: I advise the testing of the same media on a different D-Class in order to determine if the changing of the media written on the front cover is truly randomized.
Subject: D-18390
Test: Subject was ordered to write "Minecraft" on the front cover of SCP-XXXX and insert the CD manifested into the testing computer. Subject ordered to play until ordered to stop.
Results: Computer played Minecraft. Subject played for 24 minutes before being stopped. Subject expressed great satisfaction with the media and begun ranting, and asked to be allowed more time to play. Request was denied, and test was ended without incident.
Notes: Further tests to narrow and identify any patterns between media produced and subjects testing are to be halted.
Addendum XXXX-3: Upon investigation of the suspect's laptop, chat logs were discovered that indicated that GoI 5869 is responsible for the creation of SCP-XXXX. The chat logs have been included in this document below. A full version of the logs is available on request.
overyounder: you know what's annoying
bigpp: what
gabbeenski: is it that ur mom gay?
overyounder: no, theres this game on DSi that i found in one of my old boxes just now that i had so much fun playing but i dropped my DSi into a river on a trip like 7 years ago
bigpp: sounds like a you problem
stopyouviolatedthelaw: lol did you actually get a DSi
gabbeenski: yeah ok can't you just get a new one?
overyounder: well yeah but it got me thinking, what if i could make something that could make any game thats not a CD into a CD so i can play it on my PC
bigpp: boring
stopyouviolatedthelaw: or just make it so you can make any video game appear as a CD
gabbeenski yeah yeah that will be more useful
littlewiggler: You can make a lot of money selling those games tho, just have something that can make any game into a cd and just sell those games that would be cool
stopyouviolatedthelaw: doesn't sound very funny
overyounder: oh i know just the thing to make it funny
overyounder: ok im gonna make it what should the thing be
bigpp: wait are you one of those people that can make something like that
overyounder: yeah it's lit.
bigpp: cool
lesbian_gengar: did
itsjustapr@nkbro: you should make it a wand so you can be a wizard harry
littlewiggler: that would be classic
overyounder: we already made something like that don't you remember the wand?
itsjustapr@nkbro: it sounds familiar but remind me again.
overyounder: Ok so one of us made a wand that could make people believe they're a wizard we gave it to some harry potter fans and it was so funny
itsjustapr@nkbro: eh, it wasn't as funny as Mr. Doggo though
bigpp: you could just make it an xbox cd case, im willing to bet you of all people have one of those lying around
overyounder: oh yeah that would work
overyounder: im gonna eat dinner now and then i'll get to work
bigpp: how long is it going to take?
overyounder: it's going to be an all nighter
bigpp: ok im going to bed then
overyounder: alright it's done
bigpp: what the cd thing we talked about yesterday
polaricecraps: oh you finally finished that huh
overyounder: mhm i added a little surprise too
gabbeenski: what is it i want to know
overyounder: it's a surprise i just told you that
littlewiggler: im not going to read all the like 20 pings what's this all about
stopyouviolatedthelaw: younder made an xbox cd case that give you any game as a CD if you write on the cover of it
stopyouviolatedthelaw: apparently it also does something else but he isn't telling us for some reason
gabbenski: why do you always do this
overyounder: it's something you have to experience for yourself
littlewiggler: makes sense i guess because of what it is
bones:
stopyouviolatedthelaw: not this again
overyounder: come over to my place i'm going to show you
littlewiggler: i would come over but i got things to do
bigpp: can't im busy
itsjustapr@nkbro: same
stopyouviolatedthelaw: fine i'll be there in about half an hour so long as traffic isn't bad but this better be worth it
overyounder: it will be trust me
littlewiggler: send a video of what it does i want to see it
overyounder: you know i'm too lazy for that
bigpp: this isnt even funny but whatever
bones: Don't do anything stupid, remember it's against the rules to do bad stuff to one of our own.
littlewiggler: wait we have rules?
stopyouviolatedthelaw: I regret nothing. The media that I have just witnessed from my dear friend has been most pleasing for me to watch. I am absolutely certain that it is the best game that I have played.
gabbenski: uh oh why's he acting like that
itsjustapr@nkbro: overyounder what did you do to him
littlewiggler: lol
overyounder: LMAO
bigpp: hes acting all smart what's going on
stopyouviolatedthelaw: Do you not believe I am sincere? Are you laughing at me for expressing the overwhelming satisfaction I have received from this masterpiece of true art and beauty?
bigpp: what did you show him younder
overyounder: it was a deep fried picture of shrek with earrape all star playing in the background for 10 minutes straight lol i didnt think this would actually work
littlewiggler: OH MY GOD LOL
polaricecraps: change him back im not going to deal with this
gabbenski: is he joking or something
stopyouviolatedthelaw: Uncultured. Naive. Inexperienced. None of you have seen what I have seen. I have witnessed true beauty, and you are but mere buffoons if you believe that my judgement is askew.
polaricecraps: when will he stop doing this
overyounder: im not sure actually
gabbenski: are you serious that's not ok what if he's like this forever
littlewiggler why is this channel blowing up all of a sudden what's happening
bones: I'm just going to kick him for now to make him shut up. he knows how to contact us when he's sane again. younder this is all your fault. Don't ever do anything like this again
overyounder: yeah yeah sorry but that was so fucking funny he was like moving the controllers around like he was actually playing or something i didnt expect that i would get this far with this
bigpp: yeah, maybe for you but this stuff is annoying to deal with when it backfires, it's like the floating shit prank all over again, it got all over my apartment it was a fucking mess
overyounder: oh well i think he'll change back eventually
polaricecraps: yeah, let's hope, @overyounder do you know where he is right now
overyounder: he just left, he said he was going to drive back home i haven't seen him since he left
overyounder: it took a lot of time to get him to stop ranting and to finally go home
bigpp: so he's texting and driving, great
gabbenski: i guess we just have to hope he doesn't get killed
bones: God damn it younder. I told you about pulling shit like this. If he doesn't change back soon i'm going to be so fucking pissed at you.
overyounder: oh shit guys the cd case is gone
itsjustapr@nkbro: what do you mean
overyounder: It's gone. I dont know where it is, I woke up and it wasn't where I left it
bigpp: is this a joke?
overyounder: No it's not
polaricecraps: please tell me you just lost it in your apartment or something
overyounder: no i searched the whole place for it
littlewiggler: you don't think that maybe he took it or something, do you?
overyounder: i don't know he might have
polaricecraps: this was a shit show from start to finish
overyounder: i thought he would have changed back from now
littlewiggler: i dont know, i think it was kind of funny
overyounder: damn it now the whole thing is ruined
itsjustapr@nkbro: wow i didn't think it was possible but you just managed to make an even worse prank then that one from 2016 what was it again
overyounder: i thought it was funny up until now
bones: Wow. You fucking blew it.
hetcopogg: wait what's all this about
gabbenski: so younder pulled a prank on stopyouviolatedthelaw and it ended up with younder having his stupid xbox cd case that he used to do the prank stolen by him.
overyounder: yeah the case gives you any video game as a CD when you write on it and sometimes it gives you a video of just dank memes
overyounder: he got like obsessed with it and i think he stole it and i dont know if he'll change back or not
bones: Well then. This has been an experience.
gabbenski: that one's going in the books
itsjustapr@nkbro: prank of the fucking year