SPC-4000: --The Good Doctor-- Stanley, LENDERMAN
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Item #: SCP-4000

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Considering all of The Good Doctor's cooperation, achievement, and greatly appreciated assistance in helping us with countless projects and endeavors. He has been given free reign of this and every foundation site -05 council facilities and similar Thaumiel level sites being the obvious exceptions of course. Although still required to remain in captivity and fill in the proper paperwork to fill us in on where and what he's doing, it is this Site Manager's humble opinion that The Good Doctor be given the same privileges and rights as any other level 4 agent (level 5 Status Pending approval). He is currently housed in a deluxe penthouse-like cell given to him as a thank you for his help in bringing the ████████ crisis to an end. I WAS A FOOL! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! HE DECEIVED US ALL! SAVE YOURSELF! In light of recent events, 'The Good Doctor' AKA 'Stanley lenderman' is now considered a high-priority hostile entity. He is now currently on the run and is considered armed and dangerous. as well as in the company of over a dozen Euclid SCP's he helped spring from captivity during his escape; including SCP-██,SCP-██,SCP-██ and SCP-██. He also stole numerous SCP Objects ranging from Neutralized, Safe, Keter, and Euclid; including SCP-██,SCP-██,SCP-██ and SCP-██. Over a dozen agents were witnessed going with him, aiding his escape and have all been marked as traitors. All surviving staff that had any contact with him are to quarantined immediately and given psych eval's. Failure to comply will be grounds for immediate termination. TERMINATION ON SIGHT FOR THE SUBJECT HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED, MAXIMUM COLLATERAL DAMAGE BOTH ANTICIPATED AND ACCEPTED.

Description: The subject has the appearance of a humanoid 8ft tall, has large arms over 6ft long, twig-like fingers over 1ft long, and lacks any hair or indeed any facial features at all. He prefers to wear a business suite with a child's Halloween Doctor costume crudely worn over it.

It is not yet known how he navigates without eyes. The subject also seems to prefer communicating through written word, drawings and pictograms.

He turned himself into the Foundation at Site-███ on █/█/█. Wearing a large sandwich board with the words: "I need a vacation, I'll help you in exchange for lodgings and fun. You can just call me 'The Good Doctor' for now."

For many months he was kept in captivity, during which he kept politely insisting that he could help with research on other SCP's. This was naturally meet with skepticism. The subject had an alarming amount of knowledge of SCP'S the Foundation had in it's possession as well as other highly classified subject matters- he refused to discuss his sources less he breached 'patient-doctor confidentiality'. The subject gave many enlightened suggestions concerning the research of SCP-██,SCP-██, and SCP-██. As well as many helpful observations concerning project ███, The ███ Initiative and ███.

One of his more memorable suggestions was a seemingly ludicrous plan to use http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-024 to better understand http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093.

Aftermath report: The contents of that last note was apparently advice Dr. ███ 'needed' to hear to finally get closure for the death of his son ███. Who died ███ years ago when ████████. Out of gratitude Dr. ███ then convinced the site manager to give SCP-4000's idea a try. The note that was to convince the Unclean called 'TOM' -who was to be recognized due to veins forming a red x on his chest; Was written in a strange, unknown language that SCP-4000 apparently invented solely to communicate with that one Unclean1. Before being used SCP-4000 insisted that the Class-D assigned to this- D-987540 - be taught personally by himself to enunciate it properly.

It took a couple days before SCP-4000 was satisfied. When interview later, D-987540 would tell how 'TOM' was exhibiting behavior normal to any other Unclean and attempted to kill him until D-987540 read the SCP-4000's note properly. Then it immediately became docile and followed D-987540 back through the mirror- only stopping to save him from being killed by other Unclean! Even outright killing them if necessary!

Although containment protocols were set up on the other side of the mirror. It was largely unnecessary. The moment 'TOM' laid eye's on SCP-4000 he inexplicably grew a mouth and talked! Greeting SCP-4000 similar to how a patient would greet a trusted, old friend/doctor during a routine check-up.

Naturally attempts were made to interview TOM to to discover the source of this strange new 'abnormality', but TOM refused to speak to anyone besides SCP-4000. And the longer it was kept from leaving the more agitated TOM seemed to become. SCP-4000 quickly convinced the staff that keeping TOM from his goal was detrimental to his 'therapy' and to continue to do so would cause a 'relapse'.

Fearing the possibility of a raging Unclean being set loose, the Staff quickly obliged. Escorted with a large military convoy, 'TOM' was brought to the site of SCP-024. SCP-4000 then hands him a note to give to SCP-024. Once brought inside the building the following exchange occurred:

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> Announcer: Welcome contestant! Are you- (recording shows SCP-024 going silent, stunned by the sight of the Unclean)
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> Announcer: (after long silence) Well, this is new. (Another long awkward silence, announcer looks uncomfortable and confused on how to proceed) Right, not to be rude. But we don't really- (He stops talking as the Unclean moves toward the announcer and gives him SPC-4000's note)
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> Announcer: (sounds of him opening the note and reading it) Oh! You have a note from your doctor! Well, why didn't you say so?! (The Announcer has returned to his default happy and confident look) Nice to meet you TOM! (shakes his hand) Let's start the game!
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The following contest consisted of TOM being forced to do Archery, Human Jenga, tennis, Ancient Macedonian trivia, obstacle course, food eating contest, and wrestling. He did poorly in the first 3. Simply smashing through the obstacles earned him negative points, but he managed to earn the points he needed to win in the wrestling and food eating contests.

The Announcer congratulates him and gives TOM a ████████ as a reward. The ████████ is then taken from TOM and sent to ████████ to research it. After ███ months we were able to turn TOM back to ███, the ███ are currently being interviewed and rehabilitated. The 05 council is currently debating the possibility of taking the risk of capturing more Unclean to have them ████████.2

After the success of the 'experiment', it was decided to indulge SCP-4000 in several other 'idea's' he had. One of which was him interviewing other SCP's. His suggestion to 'interview' http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-095 was meet with confusion until the actual event took place:

Aftermath report: It is currently unknown if SCP-095 was able to do that all along, or if SCP-4000 actually gave it the power to do so. In any case after much conjoling, SCP-095 gave the locations of his missing 'brothers'. Sadly it was in the form of riddle's.3

Said riddles are as follows:

Space Major Herbert Assumes Command! : it can be found to the right of the land where the dead get what they want, to the left of where the rich get what they need and to the south of where the poor get what they deserve.

Starman Willy vs. The Space Succubus : When the moon howls at the dawn and the sun steals everything the stars will show where it will be.

Globe Walker in Sneak Attack! : Creeping where you can't go, sleeping where you see what's to come, it can be found with the one who you must never love.

Barry Betelgeuse on Planet Afgar : Twist and turns. Games and thrones. Who will be your new leader? The one who opposes him shall have what you seek.

Sky Marm Sarah of The Ice World : protect the past, destroy the present, love the future. When these three are one, it will appear.

Flying Franken vs. Rocket Rush : Where fire freezes, and ice burns, even a King must give his head a turn. Where his sight lands, is where you'll find your prize

Star Command Proton in A Losing Battle! : ████████ ████████ ████████

The New Menace – Death to Mankind! : ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████

Investigation of the meaning behind these riddles are ongoing.

SCP- 4000 is observed to be able to make any SCP- irregardless of how inanimate it is -the ability to grow a mouth and speak when needed to communicate itself properly. Again; whether theses SCP's could already do this, or it's a power granted by SCP-4000's presence is currently unknown. It has also shown the ability to restore Neutralized SCP back to 'full health'. The list of all inanimate SCP 'interviewed' by SCP-4000 can be found in (DATA CORRUPTED).

After several months of numerous success, SCP-4000 was granted permission to interview an Euclid animate SCP. Starting with http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082

The full list of animate SCP's interviewed by SCP-4000 has been compiled in (DATA CORRUPTED). But the most memorable was of course when SCP-4000 became the first person to see SCP-096's face and live to tell about it. When SCP-096 began it's usual attack, SCP-4000 struck him across the face and threatened to not give him a lollypop afterwards if he didn't behave. SCP-096 immediately calmed down and complied.

Addendum A: From what few scraps of information that has been gathered from the remains of site-███. We now know the following:

On █/█/█ SCP-4000 requested an audience with the 05-council. The site manager proceeded to brake all protocol and complied, he put him on a tele-confrence with ████████.

Most of the conversation is unknown at the time but we have found some of SCP-4000's 'note's'. And have gleamed the following from his side of the conversation:

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> I Thank you for this wonderful Vacation.
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> But the time for Pleasure is over, and it is time for Business once more.
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> I request to be formally released from custody
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> No?…..Oh, well. At least no one can say I didn't TRY to be Diplomatic.
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> **I think I'll be giving up my practice, to whoever find this. You can call me Stanley Lenderman now.
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Next to these notes, his doctor costume and implements were found discarded.

Over ███ were destroyed simultaneously after his proposal for release was denied, it has been learned that SCP-4000 had convinced agents to smuggle bombs onto those sites. Looking through the data it has been gleaned that SCP-4000 has some sort of 'power of persuasion' that has convinced both human and SCP alike to bend to his will. Nothing telepathic though, the various failsafe's and security protocols would've caught that. But instead it appears that he can- to a certain extent. Warp one's perception of reality itself, make people believe him to be a loving doctor like one 'believes' the earth is flat or the sky is blue. Supplementing this, he appears to be a master manipulator. Able to convert almost anyone to his cause- thankfully, it seems level Thaumiel agents and Council members are strong enough to resist his influence.

It is now being considered if all those inanimate SCP's gaining mouth's were really 'real' or just SCP-4000 manipulating their perception of reality. Unfortunately, there is currently too much contradicting evidence supporting both sides of this. But regardless the investigation will continue.

Even more unsettling is the amount of information SCP-4000 seemed to have on the Foundation and it's various activities; including personal information regarding agents privates lives. It is unknown at this time whether he has some power that allows him to gather this information. Or if he's working for someone else who's keeping him informed. Either way, the threat he presents to the Foundation is unprecedented.

It has also been found that numerous amounts of Foundation data has been either stolen, erased or corrupted around the time SCP-4000 made his escape. Were trying to analyze what was taken, but it seems so random. Everything from Mollusk mating calls to Eldritch abomination search patterns seems to have been hacked into.

Addendum B: It has now been theorized that SCP-4000 deliberately left behind so much contradicting evidence regarding what his power can and can't to do to confuse and hinder us should we ever attempt to capture him again. It is now believed that a large percentage of the data he hacked were actually red-herring's to throw us off what he was truly after. Worse, is the possibility that most of the SCP's he took with him may have been red herring's themselves to further muddy the waters. Naturally, this has made predicting his movements even more problematic.

Addendum C: And if that weren't bad enough, SCP-082 had something to say several months after the incident: