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Item #: SCP-XXXXJ
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXXJ is to be housed in a standard humanoid containment cell in the Low-Security Wing of Site-19. Consumption of any SCP-XXXXJ-1 instances by any personnel is strictly prohibited outside of approved tests. No other precautions are necessary beyond common sense.
Description: SCP-XXXXJ is a female humanoid, approximately 2.5m tall and dressed in 18-century clothing typically found in the possession of French nobility. SCP-XXXXJ's appearance is identical to a baseline human female, with the exception of naturally occurring fluorescent pink hair, and shares suspicious similarities to [ms. sweetie]. The words "Madame. Cake, from Tiny Sirs ® by Professor Awefun MADE IN CHINA" is tattooed along the inside of SCP-XXXXJ's left thigh. When attempting to view the tattoo, SCP-XXXXJ will slap the hand of any personnel attempting to lift its skirt and call them an "insolent pervert ". SCP-XXXXJ speaks with a forced, overly posh British accent that tends to significantly vary in thickness depending on how many individuals are within earshot of it. When speaking in this way SCP-XXXXJ's speech tends to devolve into incoherent gibberish and nonsensical phrases. This behavior is attributed to SCP-XXXXJ's inherent need to be viewed as significant or special
When in the presence of any human subject, SCP-XXXXJ will produce sheet cakes of varying sizes from underneath the skirt of its dress (SCP-XXXXJ-A) and attempt to coerce the subject into consuming the instances; often using threats, monetary bribes, promises of sexual favors, other SCPs, and impossible promises to accomplish this task. The source of these SCP-XXXXJ-A instances is unknown, but when asked, SCP-XXXXJ states that "It's improper to ask a lady such vulgar questions". After the prolonged study, it has been determined that SCP-XXXXJ produces these instances voluntarily.
If the subject consumes at least 23% of an SCP-XXXXJ-A instance within the span of 10 minutes, the subject will go into a diabetic coma. This effect is uniform among all SCP-XXXXJ-A instances regardless of size and carries over to sliced instances and remains of partially eaten instances. If the subject does not show signs of consciousness while in SCP-XXXXJ'S line of sight it will become 'satisfied' with the subject's lack of consciousness and take it as a cue to feed the subject more of the SCP-XXXXJ-A instance. In most cases, the subject usually dies due to asphyxiation and or severe hyperglycemia. SCP-XXXXJ seems to have not heard of or ignores the concept of death since it continues to talk to the subject and feed it as if it were still alive.
If the recovery of the subject's body is attempted via foundation personal, SCP-XXXXJ will become enraged and attempt to fight back by any available means. This often entails SCP-XXXXJ throwing SCP-XXXXJ-A instances at personnel in efforts of halting efforts of recovery. If left to its own devices,
Notes: SCP-XXXXJ will also become enraged at the following:
- Store-bought cakes, especially from the American grocery store chain "Walmart". "Get that slop out of my presence, we only enjoy fine dining here"
- Mention of Dr. Wondertainment, Little Misters, or the insinuation that it is a bootleg of a preexisting entity. "Lies, all lies. Tiny Sirs are the originals and there is nothing you hacks can do about it"
- The insinuation that its accent is fabricated. "Do you know who I am? I'll have you know my father was and still is a British Pirate with over 300 confirmed kills. I can have you thrown to the sharks Don't mess with me"
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-XXXX instances are to be kept within 7x6x7 meter terrariums located at Site [REDACTED]. These terrariums are to be outfitted with 24-hour misting systems that are to be checked and repaired regularly by janitorial staff, live plant decor, and several feeding ledges that mimic native flora of New Caledonia. All individuals interacting with SCP-XXXX instances are to wear shade 14 eye protection and are to have regular ocular exams.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a group of Geckos almost genetically identical with Rhacodactylus Leachianus (New Caledonian giant gecko) initially found in [REDACTED] cave, New Caledonia but via unknown means, all members of the species where removed from their native habitat around the year [DATA EXPUNGED]. All known live instances were obtained via a Marshall, Carter & Dark auction on 3/12/[DATA EXPUNGED] held in [DATA EXPUNGED] after being marketed as "The perfect luxury reptile for herpetologists, enthusiasts, and exotic animal collectors". Instances currently in containment can produce multicolored light from their eyes and mouths via large patches of bioluminescent chromatophores and a thin layer of mucus covering them. The light emitted from SCP-XXXX instances can range from 50 to 250 lumens depending on the age and size of the instance. SCP-XXXX uses the light emitted from these cells to aid in hunting and to communicate with each other in a manner similar to that of fireflies.
Most of SCP-XXXX's tissue is transparent, minus all organ structures and bones. Samples of tissue taken from SCP-XXXX show significant cellular structural abnormalities; this causes all tissue, and muscle cells to have an interlocking prism shape which allows SCP-XXXX to refract light through its body. SCP-XXXX's skin can be used to amplify light produced via itself or other SCP-XXXX instances along with other light-producing objects such as a flashlight. SCP-XXXX's transparent skin is also used for camouflage within the tree canopy and forest floor when hunting.
All eggs laid by SCP-XXXX instances possess an intense psychedelic effect when eaten, similar to a high caused by N,N-Dimethyltryptamine which incapacitates the subject.
Notes:
As of 12/15/17, All personnel handling SCP-XXXX outside of D-Class testing are to be provided with at least shade 14 eye protection.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within an airtight containment cell measuring 6x6x7 meters and monitored via a remote security camera. SCP-XXXX's cells is not to be opened other than for maintenance or approved testing and all cracks in SCP-XXXX's containment are to be fixed as soon as they are discovered.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a creature recovered from the home of A Mr. [DATA EXPUNGED] in [REDACTED] Indiana. How SCP-XXXX was precisely created is unknown, but it is believed that SCP-XXXX originated from the 5-year-old daughter of [DATA EXPUNGED] as some sort of companion. SCP-XXXX itself is composed completely of varying colors of children's modeling clay, ranging in size between 1.5 meters to 3 meters in size. Upon dissection, SCP-XXXX has been proven to possess no organ systems or internal structures. It also has been shown to not feel pain, as it has actively attempted to 'play' with research staff dissecting it. SCP-XXXX is constantly shifting in both size and shape depending on its current needs and desires. For a majority of the time, SCP-XXXX takes the form of a 2.5-meter tall quadrupedal creature possessing 2 horns, a reptilian tail and snout, 2 long tusks, and lion paws. SCP-XXXX uses its malleability as a means of breaching containment, often attempting to squeeze itself underneath of its cell door and in cracks. As of 12/10/19, SCP-XXXX has attempted to breach containment 19 times and has succeeded 4 of those times.
SCP also possesses the ability to incorporate other dough-like substances into itself along with the properties of the substances. A prime example of this is when SCP-XXXX consumed an 18oz container of unbaked bread dough and smelled strongly of yeast following the incadent. SCP-XXXX does not, however, grow in size regardless of the amount of material consumed (see addendum SCP-XXXX 1).
Addendum SCP-XXXX 1
Objects consumed by SCP-XXXX
| Object | DATA | Effects | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12 oz of blue childrens modeling clay |
Placed in cell by D-4957 |
SCP-XXXX consumed the clay and its container without incident. SCP-XXXX regurgitated the plastic container shortly after swollowing it. | Following the test, blue streaks appeared on SCP-XXXX's body. |
| Unknown floor cleaning solution |
Accidently left in SCP-XXXX's containment cell by janatorial staff |
SCP-XXXX spills solution on the floor and takes on a 'tacky' consistancy. SCP-XXXX struggles to move. | SCP-XXXX remained in this tacky state for several days followng the incident. Staff member in question was repremanded. |
| 12oz of magnetic stress releiving putty |
Placed in cell by D-2954 |
SCP-XXXX consumes the putty without incident. | Following the test, SCP-XXXX has gained weak but still present magnetic properties. Black streaks have also apeared on SCP-XXXX's body |
| A 36oz assortment of children's modeling clay varying in color along with glitter |
Placed into cell by D-2483 |
SCP-XXXX consumed the clay without incident. An audable burping sound was vocalized by SCP-XXXX shortly after finishing the assortment of clay | Following the test, SCP-XXXX possesed patches of color corosponding with colors found in the assortment of clay fed to it. Glitter was also present in its skin |
| 5 SCP-705 instances |
Placed in cell by Dr. Magin |
SCP-XXXX staired at the SCP-705 instances for 22 seconds before stepping on them. SCP-XXXX consumed the clay without incident. | Following the test, SCP-XXXX has become more aggressive towards staff. SCP-XXXX has also developed the ability to grow several types of weapons from its body in a similar manner to SCP-705. However, SCP-XXXX cannot actually harm individuals with these weapon growths and thus pose no threat to foundation staff. |
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell located at site 19. Other than general maintenance of both SCP-XXXX and its containment, no other procedures are required.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2.1 meter tall significantly damaged female humanoid automaton made of a living biological material that resembles porcelain. SCP-XXXX is missing several body parts including its left eyes, its right foot, left arm up to its elbow joint, 40% of its ribcage structure, most of its porcelain on its right leg, and various parts of its voicebox and 'on' stitch. SCP-XXXX's joins show significant damage speculated to be caused by both age, and damage inflicted to SCP-XXXX from blunt force trauma.
SCP-XXXX was originally recovered from [REDACTED] antique auction located in Paris, France but is believed to have been originally created somewhere in Vienna, Austria during the mid 1770's.
Addendum:
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