Per 
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-J is to be contained in a secure cubic containment cell with a side length of 5 meters, and will only be allowed to eat mineral-enriched onion paste, with a little salt sprinkled on top, while his meal is being delivered, he should be slapped in the face firmly, tell the guards that the universe will explode if they don't slap him in the face, that should motivate them. Anyone entering SCP-XXXX-J's cell should bring their lunch money, and when requested should grant SCP-XXXX-J their lunch money.
SCP-XXXX-J's vending machine should be restocked with Cheetos, on a biweekly basis, but only if anything has been withdrawn from the vending machine in the past 2 weeks.
Description:
SCP-XXXX-J exhibits no anomalous properties, but he did steal 05-█'s lunch money in 3rd grade, now he'll pay, SCP-XXXX-J is still a bit of a jerk, when he grew up, he killed a co-worker, the co-worker he killed had refused to give SCP-XXXX-J his lunch money, it turned out that he had given SCP-XXXX-J his lunch, and that he didn't have any lunch money, he brought pre-packed lunch to work, not lunch money. His crimes led to him being recruited as a class-D, when 05-█ saw his name while scrolling through the foundation database, he recognized the name and sprinkled glowing dust on the guy as an excuse for him to be anomalous and thus needed to be contained.
Addendum:
Log of items requested:
Request: "Some food other than onion paste that won't physically harm me!"
Response: Granted one bulletproof vending machine, requires quarters to operate
Request: "All of your lunch money"(request directed towards security officer Mark Brown)
Response: Denied
Sidenote: Security officer Mark Brown was beaten up bad, then stomped in the face until dead, the guard only had $5 bills, no quarters, D-XXXX-J-1 was granted some lunch money for the cleanup of the corpse
Request: "All of your lunch money"(request directed towards D-XXXX-J-1)
Response: Granted, $20 in the form of a $17 bill, and a $3 bill
Sidenote: D-XXXX-J-1 was allowed to clean up the corpse of Mark Brown
Request: "Just one quarter"
Response: "The kid you beat up in 3rd grade is the boss around here, he sent me a message saying he'll only grant your request if you apologize"
Sidenote: SCP-XXXX-J responds by saying "No"
5 years pass with no further requests
Request: "Just one quarter"
Response: "We talked about this 5 years ago, the kid you beat up in 3rd grade is the boss around here, he sent me a message saying he'll only grant your request if you apologize.", granted
Sidenote: SCP-XXXX-J responds by saying "Okay, I'll apologize", after a facetime call with 05-█, the quarter was granted, upon trying to operate the vending machine, the vending machine did the thing where the coil keeping the food didn't roll enough, and the bag of Cheetos hung there, just barely not coming out.
