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The Throne (Proposal) TO SIMPLE REVISIT
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The Throne is a an ornately carved, polished birch wood chair deeply stained with blood. On the chair's back is an inscription saying "duty bars his return". Upon sitting in the chair the subject is unable to remove himself for reasons unknown, this circumstance has lead to the termination of several D-Class personnel. Upon prolonged testing with the item sitters have been noted to burst into tears randomly, or conjure fits of anger, sometimes they writhe in pain, some tests have resulted in nothing but the subjects death by starvation and thirst. More talkative test subjects have said the chair criticizes them, upon requesting an elaboration the subjects say phrases similar to "you'll have to sit upon the throne yourself". It is entirely possible that the chair criticizes the sitter's [REDACTED] but all subjects refuse to confirm the theory. Currently the throne is being kept at site (a site) with standard containment procedures, including security cameras and regular guard hours.
The Collector Maybe change to tale
The Collector is a small humanoid most commonly seen hunched over in a crouch. The creature has hair all over it's torso and head but nowhere else. It has 3 fingers on its hands, a single green eye and a small mouth with the upper lip hooking downward similar to a flattened beak. Before the Collector's containment the item was seen near several massacre sites, it is established that the Collector is not necessarily strong but has knowledge of human weaponry. Staff testing the Collector believe he is a kind of vulture, when given a corpse the Collector will inspect the corpse given. Once the Collector has decided upon a suitable corpse it will pass its hand over it and cradle the body, over the course of a minute the body will disintegrate, no trace elements have been found. It is not entirely known what the specifications for corpses are as he has discarded many, the few he has kept have had [REDACTED] on facility staff, as well as friends and family of the deceased. It should be noted that the collector is quite wary of living humans, even taking hostile action if one comes too close. Much of the staff believe this behavior stems from the method of capture used by the field team, these same peers believe that such a method has permanently changed the results of certain tests.
We're Live (Proposal)
SCP-5XXX is a small self standing microphone. SCP-5XXX is not to be plugged into any device connected to the containment facility's main network. SCP-5XXX broadcasts live audio to all computers on a local network, and when disconnected saves the broadcast audio as WeAreLive.mp3 on all the affected machines' desktops. The item does not use an application to broadcast the audio, many computer specialists believes it uses [Redacted] to override all existing audio producing applications to provide this constant noise. It should be noted that several staff members have used this item as a "prank" and such inappropriate behavior will be harshly punished and may lead to SCP-5XXX's permanent confiscation. (I'm looking at you Jerry).
This is Jerry, I will not cease and desist. This little thing is fun and the only place I can use it is here, you're all going to suffer through my broadcasts 'till I can finally get my damn vacation. -Dr. Jeremiah [Redacted]
No Electronics! (Proposal)
SCP-5XXX is a small ballpoint pen that when clicked with cut off all electrical currents in a 50 meter radius. The radius moves with the pen, and when clicked again will return all electrical devices to their previous state. Staff believe the pen "freezes" the electronics in a sleep like state and doesn't actually cause any damage to the devices like an EMP.
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