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SCP-8592
Object class: Eucilid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-8592-1 and SCP-8592-2 must be kept in a tray at all times. The tray must stay on a table at least 1 metre high. The ground must be made of plastic in case of spills.
No one is allowed to take a sample of SCP-8592-1 unless given permission by a Class 4 Personell. If a sample of SCP-8592-1 is taken without permission or somebody accidentally spills SCP-8592-1, it might result in termination.
Video Surveillance must be kept at all times in case SCP-8592-1 starts to spill on the table/ground. Must be supervised by at least one Level 2 Class Personnel whilst in the chamber.
Description: SCP-8592-1 is a plastic bowl of melted butter. At sight it seems normal, however, if any body parts are put into SCP-8592-1, said body will be sucked into to SCP-8592-1, sort of like quicksand, and when it absorbs the whole body part, it will turn into melted butter and melt into SCP-8592-1, filling the bowl even more. If bowl is filled too much it must be put in plastic buckets before spilling.
It was found in a local supermarket in [DATA EXPUNGED], Finland and was bought by a man named Harold Johnson. Harold stuck the knife into the butter and the knife started to sink into SCP-8592-1. The man thought it just fell in, and trying to retrieve the knife, put his hand in. You could guess how that went. He immediately called the police after his arm had gone missing, and it was given to the SCP Foundation to deal with, at Site 22 in Germany.
SCP-8592-2 appears to be a dead cockroach. It appears to be able to communicate with people (see log Test-1A). It was found inside SCP-8592-1 and was not even slightly affected by it.
3/2/18 Log Test-1A:
Backstory: The purpose of this experiment is to see what is and what is not affected by SCP-8592-1. The D-Class Personnel is asked to put different forks made of different materials in
0 minutes 1 second: Subject is asked to drop a metal fork in.
0 minutes 5 seconds: Metal fork fully sinks.
0 minutes 10 seconds: Subject is asked to drop plastic fork in.
0 minutes 15 seconds: Plastic fork does not sink.
0 minutes 17 seconds: Subject is ask to pull the fork out.
0 minutes 19 seconds: Subjects hand has stuck onto the fork and fork proceeds to sink.
0 minutes 23 seconds: Subjects arm starts to sink after the fork.
0 minutes 26 seconds: Subjects arm sinks completely and melts.
0 minutes 29 seconds: With remaining arm, subject is asked to put wooden fork in.
0 minutes 30 seconds: SCP-8592-2 is heard saying: “WOULD YE STOP PUTTING PIECES O’ CRAP IN ME FRIEND, LADEE?”.
0 minutes 32 seconds: Subject drops wooden fork in.
0 minutes 34 seconds: SCP-8592-2 is heard saying: “IF I WAS AS BIG AS YOU, LAD, YE WOULD WHISH YE WERE NEVER BORN, YOU WOULD..”
Test Results: 3 different materials were tried out on SCP-8592-1, metal, plastic and wood. Plastic was the only one that did not sink, until the subject touched it. Plastic is resistant to SCP-8592-1, also proved by the bowl that holds it, that is made of plastic.
End Log.
After the test, we found out two things.
1. Plastic is resistant.
2. SCP-8592-2 can talk.
9/5/18 Interview Log-1A:
Backstory: After discovering SCP-8592-2 can talk, the Foundation used this chance to find out more about SCP-8592's origin. Note: SCP-8592-2 is referred to as subject.
Interviewer: Hello, 8592.
Subject: [silence for 12 minutes]
Interviewer: Hello?
Subject: YE WANT ME TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MESELF, DONT YE LAD. WELL LET ME TELL YE SOMETHING. YE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YA WANT, DO YA BOY? I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK IN A CAGE ALL DAY, BUT YE MAKE ME. BUT YE CAN'T MAKE ME TALK.
Interviewer: Please calm down. We have a seriee of questios to ask you.
Subject: ITS LIKE YE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I SAID, IT IS. YE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH DO YA LAD.
Interviewer: Where do you come from?
Subject: IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT. YE WANT ME TO TELL YE ALL ABOUT MISELF AND ME WEAKNESESS SO YE CAN KILL ME, WELL LETS JUST MAKE THIS QUICK. I COME FROM FAR AWAY LANDS, I DO. A FAMILY OF COCKOROACHES.
Interviewer: How did you end up in the butter and how did it not melt you?
Subject: YE SEE LAD, ITS ALL ABOUT YE BLOOD TYPE. I GOT A-MINUS I DO. ITS THE ONLY BLOOD TYPE THATS RESISTANT BOY. I WENT TE GET FOOD IN THE BUTTER FACTORY I DID. I WENT IN THAT ONE AND IT TALKED TO MEH. HOW THE WORLD HATES US ROACHES AN'ILL SWOOP US WITHA BROOM THE FIRST CHANCE I' GETS. IT TOLD ME I WOULD BE SAFE INSIDE IT. IM NOT REALLY DED, IM JUST PRETENDING YE SEE. SO YE DONT SWOOP ME WITH A SWEEP.
Interviewer: Uh, right… And how can you talk, your a cockoroach…
Subject: AAH, SO YE SAYIN ROACHES CAN'T TALK YE ARR. I'D GIVE YE A SMACK OF A BROOM MISELF IF A COULD. I COULD END YE BLOOMIN' LIFE I COULD, BUT I CANT.
Interviewer: Tha- that doesn't answer the question.
Subject: YE NEVA SEEN A ROACH TALK IN YE SAD LONELY LIFE YE TELLIN ME?
Interview: Yes.
Subject: [silence for a few minutes] YER A MAD MEN YOU ARE. ROACHES TALKIN ALL OVER THE PLACE. YE DONT SEE IT COZ YE DONT WANT TO. IM DONE HERE.
End Log.
13/5/18 Incident Log-1A:
Backstory: This was caught by video surveillance. If he had not died, he would have been sentenced to termination.
The chamber was being cleaned by a janitor, who accidentally bumped into SCP-8592-1 while cleaning with his broom. One fifth of SCP-8592-1 is spilled onto the ground and another fifth fell onto his leg. The rest did not spill. His leg turned into melted butter and, losing balance, he fell to the ground, falling head first on to the part of SCP-8592-1 that fell on the ground. The flesh in his face turned to butter and melted off and the same thing happened with the skull. It is now a new rule to be supervised by at least a Level 2 Class Personnel when entering the chamber.
26/5/19 Test Log-1B:
Backstory: This test was conducted because of what SCP-8592-2 said in the interview, that A-Minus is the only resistant blood type. Seven different D-Class Personnel took blood tests to see there blood type. Three different blood types were chose for the experiment. A-Minus, A-Plus and O-minus.
0 minutes 2 seconds: A-Plus Subject is asked to put arm in SCP-8592-1. “NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.” SCP-8592-2 says.
0 minutes 7 seconds: Subjects arm completely sinks and melts off.
0 minutes 9 seconds: O-Minus subject is asked to put arm in SCP-8592.
0 minutes 11 seconds: Subjects arm completely sinks and melts off.
0 minutes 13 seconds: A-Minus Subject is asked to put hand in. [Subject hesitates.]
0 minutes 18 seconds: Subject finally puts arm in. Nothing happens.
Note: Seeing as SCP-8592-2 was right, the scientist wanted to see what happened if you ate the butter.
0 minutes 19 seconds: Subject is asked to eat a piece of the butter.
0 minutes 20 seconds: Subject grabs a handful of butter and begins to eat it.
0 minutes 21 seconds: Subject is asked what it tastes like.
2 minutes 35 seconds: [after finishing the butter] “Tastes like a dead cockroach”.
Test results: SCP-8592-2’s theory is correct.
End Log.
