TheHolyJackal

Item #: SCP-5288

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5288 does not require confinement, and is allowed to roam the facility as it pleases. However, the object must be kept inside the facility at all times, and only enter the chambers of other SCPs during testing. It must be kept under hidden supervision.

Description: SCP-5288 is a human male, roughly 1.75 meters in height. The object has dull yellow eyes and brown hair which is always shaken as if the object has trouble sleeping. SCP-5288 possesses the ability to come back after death a seemingly infinite amount of times, with everything it had in its past life, including clothes but excluding objects not directly touching its skin.

The object appears to be Caucasian, and according to the object, it is a quarter Latino. This has not yet been confirmed. The object refers to itself as Evan.

The object is to be used to contain sentient anomalies when an MTF squad fails to do so. Depending on the anomaly in question, SCP-5288 will be used to either attack the anomaly and continue repeating after death until the anomaly is incapacitated, or to frustrate the anomaly with their inability to kill him to the point of submission, if the anomaly is incorporeal or otherwise unable to be incapacitated by SCP-5288. It will occasionally be used to test SCPs.

Addendum: The object is to be told that it is a Class-D subject, and was found by the foundation and taken in at the age of three. The former is not true, however the latter is. The Object has been entrusted with a Level 1 Access Card, the card may only be used with direct permission from a higher-up.

Interviewed: SCP-5288

Interviewer: Dr. ██████ Samuels & Dr. ████ Millers

<Begin Log, 6:37 PM (3/10/20██>

Dr. Samuels: Hello, D-4765.

SCP-5288: Please, call me Evan.

Dr. Millers: We will call you by your designated number. Tell me, D-4765. Do you enjoy your job as an SCP container and tester?

SCP-5288: It's annoying, to say the least. I have to die every god damn test, and every god damn re-containment. It's annoying as Hell. Despite what you all may think, I can still feel pain.
Dr. Samuels: Thank you for your feedback, Evan. We will try to make sure you die as few times as possible during future tests and re-containment events.

Dr. Millers: Now, one more question if you please.
SCP-5288: Shoot.
Dr. Millers: You are aware that we assigned you your job because of your ability to die without consequences, correct?
SCP-5288: I understand.
Sounds of Dr. Samuels and Dr. Millers beginning to pick up their things.
SCP-5288: One more thing, before you go.
Dr. Samuels: Yes?
SCP-5288: If you can't take precautions to make sure I die less, I'd like my access card to be upgraded to Level 2.
Dr. Millers: Absolutely not.
Dr. Samuels: What my partner is trying to say is that we won't be able to promise you that, but I'll consult the higher-ups and try to make it happen.
SCP-5288: Thank you.
Dr. Millers: The next interview will be two weeks from now. Don't forget.
Sounds of Dr. Millers and Dr. Samuels picking up their things and walking out the door begin to play
<End Log, 6:44 PM>