SCP-XXXX: A Totally Normal Vending Machine

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in the storage room of the site it is located1. Personnel with a Security Clearance under 3 must have the permission and supervision of a guard and/or authority figure to operate SCP-XXXX. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-2 must be consumed immediately upon discovery.

Those with a Security Clearance greater than or equal to 3 have unrestricted access, however all personnel (including 05) operating SCP-XXXX will be monitored via camera feed. Personnel may only use SCP-XXXX to obtain food, lost personal effects, and important Foundation items.2

Description: SCP-XXXX is a vending machine found in [REDACTED], Japan that looks like an ordinary vending machine at first glance. SCP-XXXX features a keypad, a screen, and various chip bags of randomly determined brands. In front of most bags, there is a passcode like most standard vending machines. There is one unbranded chip bag, which has no passcode in front of it.

However, when someone deposits $1.503 into SCP-XXXX's bill validator, the keypad becomes active. The screen will tell the user to input what product they want. If the user inputs the appropiate passcode for a product, said product will dispensed. However, if a solid4 item lighter than 50kg is inputted, the undbranded bag will be dispensed, containing the item regardless of size. If a number accompanied by a unit of weight is punched in, then the keypad will reset. Punching in the desired item will dispense said item at the weight previously entered, assuming it was below 50kg. If no weight is punched in, then the weight will be random. Items that are bigger than the bag are scaled down, but invariably grow to normal size once taken out of the bag.

If an animal is punched into the keypad, meat from that animal roughly the size of a hamburger patty will be contained in the bag instead of the animal themselves. Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX's reaction to animals, animals are technically the only known objects not effected by the weight limit, unless their meat is too dense for a patty to weigh less than 50kg.