Thekidnamedtale

Original Message

I’m about to die so I thought I’d give you guys an experiment you could do.

So, there’s this statue who really likes attention, right? And, there’s also a shy person, right? So, basically, we could, like, put that, uh, shy one right next to, uh, the, statue, yeah. Or even a picture of Mr. shy on the statue. Then, we take the statue to the big bad lizard and it dies! Yeah sorry I’m being eaten by a anaconda.

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Item: SCP-173 with a photograph of SCP-096 attached to it

Tissue Test Record:
N/A

Termination Test Record:
Denied by O5-██

Notes: No. Absolutely not. Setting aside the problem of SCP-682, an SCP-173 that cannot be observed for fear of triggering a response from SCP-096 is a self-perpetuating catastrophe that the Foundation does not, under any reasonable circumstances, have the slightest desire to unleash. Denied with vehemence.

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Anomaly-28021 is a memetic hazard. Anomaly-28021 will interrupt media when viewed by Foundation staff. Anomaly-28021 causes Foundation staff to attempt the above experiment. For this reason, SCP-682 experiments have temporarily been closed.

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