TheMediator

Item #: SCP-5000

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 is to be kept under a 76 x 80 inch king sized bed acquired from the confines of SCP-3008. SCP-5000 must be fed 2 small bags of Doritos brand potato chips every 6 hours on the dot and is not to be fed one minute too late or too soon. Note that any other brand of chip does not seem to trigger SCP-5000's hibernation phase.

At this time SCP-5000 does not appear to be of hostile nature, and can be approached with minimal precaution by D class personnel.

Description: SCP-5000 resembles a 3 year old African American child