Item #: SCP-5810
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5810 is to be housed in a standard-to-max security D-class habitation block in a "room" previously held by currently deceased D-class personnel.
The interior of SCP-5810's "room", when designated by SCP-5810, should be left in the state last used. Failure to halt unauthorized access to SCP-5810's designated "room" before SCP-5810's arrival will result in immediate termination of offender.
SCP-5810 will require a new "room" at a minimum of 1 month after acquiring a new "room". These "rooms" can be from any Site or Area that houses D-class personnel. New "rooms" are picked by the collaboration of at-least 7 05 Council Members, The Administrator, and SCP-5810.
When SCP-5810 has been relocated all security alarms of any kind ,if present, are to be removed within 400 meters of SCP-5810's "room". Noise dampening devices and padding is to be installed inside of all walls and doors surrounding SCP-5810's "room". The door to SCP-5810's "room" is to be reinforced and a second door installed.
In event of a containment breech, a interview of any kind is to held, if not already in progress, and is to be brought to SCP-5810's room after proper standard procedure.
All interviews in progress are to be continued until the containment breech has been successfully contained.
If the containment breech has been not successfully contained within any designated limit for other SCP time frames or a SCP breaches SCP-5810's room, SCP-5810 is to be informed of the SCP/'s that have caused the containment breech and is to be requested to be re-contained.
█ Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 agents are to be stationed at SCP-5810's "room" at all times on 4 hour shifts.
█ D-class personnel with a history of extreme violence is to be placed in SCP-5810's "room" for a minimum of 1 hour daily unless authorized by SCP-5810. Failure to complete can result in a containment breach of safe-to-Keter-class SCP's and is to be avoided at ALL COST.
Only known exception is when a 05 Council Member or The Administrator wishes to speak personally with SCP-5810.
Any proposed formal meeting with SCP-5810 must be sent to Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 member and be scheduled by SCP-5810 itself.
All conversations concerning other SCPs is strictly prohibited in the presence of SCP-5810 unless 05 council majority approval.
Any formal meeting of SCP-5810 is to be held at the standard time scale of given times:
- For Level 3 security staff and above: 10:00 p.m-6:00 a.m.
- For D-class personnel: 6:10 a.m.- 4:10 p.m.
Any informal meeting of SCP-5810 is to be held at the standard time scale of given time:
- Recreational time: 4:20 p.m.- 9:50 p.m.
Level 3 security clearance or above is required at access SCP-5810's "room" in designated time scale. All higher level security clearance members formal meetings will be scheduled in-front of lower level security clearance members formal meetings unless wait time exceeded 168 hours.
In event of SCP-5810 transfer, all on site staff of level 1 security clearance or higher are to be briefed about SCP-5810 by newsletter by the previous head management of the Site or Area SCP-5810 was last housed.
All on site staff are to treat SCP-5810 with the upmost respect. Failure to accomplish will result in a reprimand-to harsh disciplinary action of offender.
SCP-5810 is held in Sites and Areas by its own will. If SCP-5810 wishes to learn information about the world outside of the facility it is in, it is to be granted except for topics about other potential SCP's and requests are to be logged, dated, and timed. (See Logbook T-58 for details).
There have been no known instances of SCP-5810 leaving any Sites or Areas without proper transfer procedure on record.
24 hour surveillance of SCP-5810 is monitored by level 4 security at all times of the day.
SCP-5810 is allowed to freely travel in any facility it is held in, but is to be escorted by ██ Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 in all instances except in situations of obvious danger for Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 operatives.
When SCP-5810 goes outside of its "room" a Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 operative is to ask of wear SCP-5810 is going to travel. If location is unknown to SCP-5810 or Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 operative, Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 operative is to direct SCP-5810 to a known safe location. If refused by SCP-5810, options are to be given until SCP-5810 is satiated.
Under NO circumstance is any Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 operative to disclose information about any other SCP's in proximity of SCP-5810 at any time unless having majority 05 Council approval. Failure will result in termination of offender.
When SCP-5810 traverses a facility, Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 is to inform any individuals on transit within approximately 250 meters and in designated meeting area to not speak about any SCPs until directed, and be informed that failure to do so will result in termination of offenders.
If a SCP of any kind is encountered on transit or in the designated location for travel, they are to be moved to a different location immediately, forcefully if necessary. They are to be informed if sentient that failure to comply may result in termination.
In event that a considerable time is required for preparation of SCP-5810's arrival, Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 is to entertain SCP-5810 by any means necessary until preparations are completed.
All conversations SCP-5810 has with staff during SCP-5810's recreational time is to not be recorded or spoken about by staff except the staff involved in the conversation or overhearing the conversation that are not directly tied to overseeing SCP-5810. Failure to do so will result in harsh disciplinary action and class A amnestics will be administered.
Description:
SCP-5810 is, most often recorded as, a Caucasian male 1.72 meters tall weighting 72.3 kilograms. Most often shown with a oak brown beard with no other known hair anywhere on its body. Uniformly wearing a nondescript grey T-shirt with black baggy long-pants.
SCP-5810 appears laxidasical when observed.
The only visual anomalous property of SCP-5810 is it has never been observed sleeping under any circumstance. No known Object, tool, anomalous item, or SCP can force SCP-5810 comatose.
Addendum:
SCP-5810 was discovered by the foundation on December 10 ████. sited when SCP-5810 appeared in-front of █ 05 Council Members during a [DATA EXPUNGED] meeting.
SCP-5810 then proceeded to converse with the present 05 Council Members. A immediate meeting was held by all of the 05 Council and The Administrator. SCP-5810 was deemed unanimously as a Thaumiel class SCP.
After deliberation, Special Containment Procedures for SCP-5810 was agreed unanimously by all 05 Council Members, The Administrator, and SCP-5810.
SCP-5810 has the capability of causing a XK-Class Event.
SCP-5810 has been found to be willingly immune to all forms of damage physical or mental. It has a seemingly infinite amount of ability's it can chose, and is theorized to have the capability to restart the universe as well as changing reality and time.
Though troubling, SCP-5810 is shown to be primary placid about its inherent destructive capability's and on record has been shown to aid the foundation on over [DATA EXPUNGED] problems on date. Ranging from mental stress to Keter class SCP's.
SCP-5810 has an anomalous property to will anything into being true, then the universe will bend to its new truth.
SCP-5810 seems to have a keen interest in all facets of the human mind. When questioned on its interest by Dr.███████ █████, SCP-5810 appeared agitated. 2.31 seconds after questioned, all recording equipment cut out for 23.27 seconds.
When visual and audio recording devices came back online The rooms color has changed from dull grey to a vibrant emerald green, and the architecture had changed to later identified as medieval, roman, and 19th century English design. Dr.███████ █████, showed visible distress, but was otherwise unharmed.
When Dr.███████ █████ was questioned on what transpired during the lost time, Dr.███████ █████ on record as saying, "maybe something or nothing at all". When pressed, Dr.███████ █████ remained motionless for 4.6 seconds, then his head crannied up and starred a the ceiling with a hollow expression.
His body ████ ██████ ██████ and ██████████ into a ████ ██ ██████ flesh. Dr.███████ █████ was deemed deceased.
Interview Log:0008 has been [DATA EXPUNGED].
All further questioning of SCP-5810's human interest is to be suspended indefinitely by 05 Council and Administrator Decision.
Logs:
Interviewed: SCP-5810
Interviewer: Dr.███████ █████
Foreword: A interview coordinated by the 05 council intended to learn more about SCP-5810's anomalous property's. As well as any information possible that could be beneficial to the SCP Foundation
Interview Log:0001
<Begin Log, 10:05 p.m.>
The metal entry door's slide's open. Dr.███████ █████ walks into SCP-5810 "room", then freezes in surprise at the decorum in the "room" consisting of a plain D-class holding cell, but all of the walls are stained with splotches of mold, human feces, and blood.
The floor is littered with old smashed cans, broken plates, and old rotten food scattered ever-wear in the room except in the center wear a pristine metal table with a nondescript set of fine china siting on it with 2 cups on ether side of it.
On opposite ends of the table are 2 chairs made of solid marble .25 meters from the table. siting In 1 chair is SCP-5810 lackadaisically tapping its finger in a unpredictable rhythm.
Dr.███████ █████: "He-Hello SCP-5810, how have you been doing in yourr.. arrangements?"
SCP-5810: (its eyes slowly look up from from its hands) "…perhaps…Good…How(yawn)…about you?"
Dr.███████ █████: "Good as well… are you perhaps sleepy SCP-1010?" (takes a seat at other chair)
SCP-5810: "Maybe No, just a bit bored perhaps, I might have been expecting your company and maybe was interested in talking to you."
Dr.███████ █████: "Thank you…I suppose. (looks around the room) I am under the understanding that you prefer your rooms like this SCP-5810."
SCP-5810: "Maybe yes could be the correct answer to that, but potentially at the same time you could be wrong."
Dr.███████ █████: "Do you prefer disorder?"
SCP-5810: "Maybe, I may enjoy seeing other things in a multitude of potential ways."
Dr.███████ █████: "Why are you speaking in uncertainty's SCP-5810?."
SCP-5810: "It is perhaps due to the nature of what I am, and what I could be"
Dr.███████ █████: " Can you elaborate?"
SCP-5810: "I could…My potential powers could be described as god-like… I by chance may have the capability's to do anything i may ever want to or could do…. All it may take to activate it is by me possibly stating a potential truth… So i perhaps chose to say a uncertain answer to maybe not activate my potential ability. "
Dr.███████ █████: "You say you are god-like. Do you believe yourself to be a god?"
SCP-5810: "hummmm……. maybe. When I potentially first possibly granted by potential beings, creatures, and potentially gods I was stuck with a potentially odd and foreboding realization. But I may have over time potentially lost that view."
Dr.███████ █████: "So you believe something outside of your control may have caused this affect upon you?"
SCP-5810: "perhaps" (light chuckle)
Dr.███████ █████: "When you gained this gift from a 'potential' being what did you do?"
SCP-5810: "A potential Gift?…I perhaps say it is more of a potential curse. When I perhaps first got this potentially odd ability, I may have…"
Dr.███████ █████: " 'may have' what?"
SCP-5810: " I may have gone far… overboard."
Dr.███████ █████: "Such as…?"
SCP-5810: (long sigh) "maybe re-righting history, events, time, physics, and potentially space to maybe suit my fancy…
Dr.███████ █████: (A moment of shocked silence) "C-can you provide examples?"
SCP-5810: "I may have gone to see the dinosaurs, see potentially historically important figures such as maybe George Washington, Gandhi, Buddha, as well as potentially Genghis Con, potentially made Rome never fall and potentially become A world spanning empire, maybe saved ██████ ██████ King from assassination. Perhaps made the Greek gods real… or perhaps more real…, lived a… life of pleasures…"(faint smile).
Dr.███████ █████: "How long ago did you acquire these powers?"
SCP-5810: "Maybe days ago, maybe centuries and millennia ago who may know? All i may know is what I may have changed so much and may have lived for so long that I may not ever remember potentially how long I may have had this potential power."
Dr.███████ █████: "Would you consider your ability a burden since you labeled it as a curse?"
SCP-5810: "perhaps. I may need to always potentially cover my wording in potentially non-definite answers, and maybe could destroy everything with a wrong thought. But there may be upsides to this potential power. Since I may be able to do anything, I can maybe do anything. It may provide the ultimate freedom anyone or anything may strive for.
Dr.███████ █████: " With so much power what stops you from doing anything or everything That is normally considered 'wrong' to the world and universe at large?"
SCP-5810: (Stares blankly at Dr.███████ █████).
Dr.███████ █████: "Can you please answer the question SCP-5810."
SCP-5810: "I may have just did, I may have not. You may know what I may have done, you may not. You may believe your fine, you may not. You may be happy, you may not. It may all be perspective of who of perhaps what you may view things as. My answer may be yes, or it may be no but who may know?"
Dr.███████ █████: " Are you saying you will harm or have harmed me and/or the world?"
SCP-5810: "perhaps" (light smile)
Dr.███████ █████: (faint worry on his face) "I-I believe that concludes our meeting for today, are you fine speaking with me tomorrow SCP-5810?
SCP-5810: "maybe yes, I may hope to see you tomorrow Doctor. Also call me 'Mr. MaybeYes'"
Dr.███████ █████: "Sure Mr. MaybeYes"
<End Log, 12:10 p.m.>
Interviewed: D-class personnel Andrew Banks convicted or 5 charges of aggravated assault, 3 counts of homicide. As well as 3 acts of resisting arrest and 23 counts of property damage. Sentenced to death row.
Interviewer: SCP-5810
Foreword: [DATA EXPUNGED]
D-class Interview Log:0001
<Begin Log, 6:22 p.m.>
Andrew Banks is shoved through the metal door's to SCP-5810's "room" and falls to the ground slipping on a rotten banana peal.
SCP-5810: "Maybe hello" (As it sits on a ruined mattress).
Andrew Banks: "████ ████ mother██████" (As he stumbles and falls to the ground).
SCP-5810: " It is maybe good you are potentially lively."
Andrew Banks: [INAUDIBLE] (looks up at SCP-5810) "Who the ████ are you?"
SCP-5810: "I maybe am your friend, or maybe your foe. It is potentially up to you to decide that."
Andrew Banks: (gets up and looks disgusted at SCP-5810's "room") " This place is a ████ pig sty!" (looks at SCP-5810) "Are you my new ████ roommate or something?"
SCP-5810: "perhaps no. A potentially better word for it would be potentially 'correctional SCP'."
Andrew Banks: "Your a ████ SCP!" (runs to entry door and bashes it with his fists) " GET ME OUT OF HEAR, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS…████ GET ME OUT!"
SCP-5810: "You maybe not going to die from potentially being hear."
Andrew Banks: (swivels on his heals and slams his back against the metal door starring fearfully at SCP-5810) "Ya I SURE AS ████ WONT!" (proceeds to charge at SCP-5810).
SCP-5810: (A small smile forms on its face)
Andrew Banks: (Gets close, drops down and kick springs his legs up uppercutting SCP-5810. SCP-5810 stumbles back from the impact) "You like that ██████!"
SCP-5810: (SCP-5810 viably looks unfazed nor damaged by Andrews assault) "perhaps that could be considered a potentially good hit…"
Andrew Banks: "Your MOCKING ME!"
SCP-5810: "Sit on the ground until you hear me speak again"
Andrew Banks: (Andrews body while standing folds it legs rapidly into a pretzel while standing and hits the ground) " ████!… what did you do to me!?"
SCP-5810: (SCP-5810 eyes glance over to the walls and floor)
Rectangular lines form evenly on the walls and they expand out from the walls and rotate vertically revealing a total of 6 gun racks 3 on each side of the room ranging from handguns to handheld rockets.
On the floor raises a central pillar up a estimated height of 2.2 meters. 3 of the 4 sides lined with ammunition for all weapons observed. The remaining side is lined with pointed, edged, and blunt melee weapons.
Andrew Banks: (stairs in confusion and aw). "What..the…"
SCP-5810: "You may stand up"
Andrew Banks: (slowly gets up with viable confusion) "What is all this for…ow ████!"
SCP-5810: "perhaps you will not die. you may now shoot me."
Andrew Banks: (Looks at SCP-5810 for approximately 4.6, then looks toward a weapon rack) "You dont haft to tell me twice! This is going to be fun!"
Skip
All ammo for all ranged weapons has been spent, all melee weapons have been broken, All improvised melee weapons from known materialized ranged weapons have been broken. (loud panting can be heard).
SCP-5810 stands unfazed and undamaged with a observing look down upon Andrew. Bullets and bullet casings litter the ground around SCP-5810.
SCP-5810: "Are you perhaps done?"
Andrew Banks: (A old opened tin of beans bonces off of SCP-5810's face) "Shut…up…"
SCP-5810: "This may have been an interesting session, it may be interesting to see you again. Perhaps you wish to come again potentially tomorrow?"
Andrew Banks: ( lays on back breathing heavily) "Do…whatever…you…want…"
SCP-5810: " perhaps good, it may have been good potentially chatting with you Andrew"
Andrew Banks: "████ off…"
<End Log, 4:01 p.m>
Interviewed: SCP-5810
Interviewer: Dr.███████ █████
Foreword: A formal meeting to inform SCP-5810, test emotional connection, and test SCP-5810's anomalous property's.
Interview Log:0005
<Begin Log, 6:20 p.m
Dr.███████ █████ sits down without looking at SCP-5810, shuffles papers, then looks up.
Dr.███████ █████: " Hello Mr.MabyYes, its..a pleasure to see you again".
SCP-5810: " Perhaps you can end with the potential formality's Doctor? I may wish to just get this potentially over with".
Dr.███████ █████: "Why are you is such a rush? Is there something you wish to do?".
SCP-5810: "Perhaps doctor, perhaps".
Skip
Dr.███████ █████: " Im sorry to inform you, but your previous D-class has died".
SCP-5810: (SCP-5810 goes silent for 4.6 seconds) "Perhaps Doctor, perhaps".
Dr.███████ █████: "Have you done something?… Never-mind".
SCP-5810: "You may be catching on" (light chuckle).
Skip
Dr.███████ █████: " The 05 council has a request for you Mr.MabyYes. Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]. Can you please remove SCP-016 from the hosts body?
SCP-5810: "Perhaps, Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED] no longer is infected with SCP-016".
Dr.███████ █████: "One moment".(Puts his hand to his earpiece and waits 6.2 seconds) "Thank You, and sorry for the inconvenience".
SCP-5810: "If your organization may wish to use my potential services, I may prefer if you perhaps just ask".
Dr.███████ █████: "Thank you Mr.MabyYes".
SCP-5810: (shrugs) "I may be useful, But i may not be potential a tool".
<End Log, 12:10 p.m.>
Note: Interesting it has all the power but still wants freedom.
Location:[DATA EXPUNGED] Staff Cafeteria.
Recreational Time Log 0001
**<Begin Recreational Log, 4:27 p.m. **
SCP-5810 and Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 operatives moved to [DATA EXPUNGED] Staff Cafeteria.
When staff cafeteria door opens, majority of individuals in cafeteria are silent and staring at SCP-5810. SCP-5810 laxidasicaly strolls over to a nearby coffee machine after waving off Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 operatives and imputes dark decaf.
SCP-5810 notices onlookers and comments "Mondays". Addable snorts and chuckling from onlooking staff can be heard. Casual chatter begins to start. SCP-5810 sits down and chats with various staff for 2 hours and 3 minutes then returns to its "room".
<End Recreational Log, 6:48 p.m.>
Logbook:
SCP-5810's Request Log:
Date of Occurrence: █/██/████
Time: 7:29 p.m.
Requested: "What may have happened to the potential United States after World War 1?".
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Date of Occurrence: █/██/████
Time: 8:37 p.m.
Requested: "Is the potential European Union still maybe in any potential effect?".
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Date of Occurrence: █/██/████
Time: 9:12 p.m.
Requested: "May God Potentially exist?".
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Date of Occurrence: █/██/████
Time: 7:58 p.m.
Requested: "May The Dark One potentially live?".
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Date of Occurrence: █/██/████
Time: 5:11 p.m.
Requested: "How potentially big is the potential biggest pumpkin in the potential worlds current size?".
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Date of Occurrence: █/██/████
Time: 7:58 p.m.
Requested: "Is perhaps the sentence Police Police Police still potentially grammatically correct?".