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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Table

SCP-XXXX in one of Site-77’s lounges, shortly after a relocation event

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to remain locked in an Anomalous Object Locker at Site-77. For the sake of SCP-XXXX's containment, any personnel travelling through any of the on-site break rooms or lounges, or any sort of living room in the personnel quarters, are to maintain a pace of less than 1.7 meters per second, as to prevent a relocation event. In the event of a relocation event, any instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be incinerated by staff possessing clearance suitable to view them.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a simple coffee table, 126 cm long by, 60 cm wide by 45 cm tall. It appears to made with a simple stained pine frame, with a worn and faded particle board tabletop. Despite this, however, SCP-XXXX seems to anomalously sturdy, having not suffered any damage from testing and containment breaches to date. SCP-XXXX’s primary anomalous effect is triggered upon any human individual, hereby referred to as "The Subject" for ease of documentation, within the establishment in which it resides walking through any space perceived as a lounge, break room, or living room by the subject, at a pace of more than “walking pace”. This threshold has been found to be 1.699 meters per second maximum through testing. SCP-XXXX will proceed to instantaneously relocate into the path of the victim, contacting their shins and tripping them. Those who have triggered SCP-XXXX also claim that the pain of hitting their shin on SCP-XXXX is anomalously painful, but this has yet to be proven in testing. Upon a relocation event, SCP-XXXX-1 instances will materialize atop SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-1 instances appear to be the most "sensitive" secret that the subject knows, or is keeping, rendered on a typewriter. The writer of the documents, if there is one, is seemingly British, or from a former British colony (i.e, countries such as Australia), based upon the spelling of words, such as "color" being written as "colour". The mechanism by which the "sensitivity" of a secret is determined is as of yet not understood.