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SCP-XXXX in all its glory.
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX shouldn't really be contained, but if it has to be, it should be put in Researcher May's office Dr. Trent's office Researcher Vincent's office a place where everyone can come and sit on it and feel how amazingly comfortable and perfect it is!
Any people who say they don't like SCP-XXXX are clearly insane. Just look at it, for God's sake! It's perfect. Anyways, anyone who doesn't like SCP-XXXX is to be terminated. We just don't do that around here.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is the most amazing chair you've ever known. It's super comfy, and you could sit in it all day. It even reclines! Isn't that just awesome? It's a desk chair, and it has some incredible black leather covering, along with some armrests that are just the best.
Everyone really likes SCP-XXXX. I think that I (Researcher May) should've gotten it (Room 376 if you want to put it there), but we decided that we should let everyone see it. Most people love it, and they're all right! There's some people that don't like it, though. They're fucking insane! How can you not like it???
We have to show SCP-XXXX to people for them to like it. How else are we supposed to do it? Most people are totally okay with it, but other people put up a little more of a fight. Not sure why, but some people just really don't want to see it. Telling us stuff like "it's just a chair," "it's a cognitohazard," and "you're gonna rip it off!" We did accidentally kill Dr. Harvey whole trying to show SCP-XXXX to him. Whoops.
Some people (like me) have been around SCP-XXXX for a really long time. We're around the chair all the time now! There's about 6 of us, and we get to sit in SCP-XXXX the longest every day. There were 7 of us, but Researcher Murray died of dehydration yesterday. It's a shame, really, he loved SCP-XXXX the most out of all of us.
Even so, SCP-XXXX is absolutely amazing! We're currently trying to see how many people can be convinced of its awesomeness. It should be pretty easy!
Discovery:
That one group, Chaos Insurgency, I think? They gave SCP-XXXX to us a week or two ago. They're normally really against us, but it's good to see they've changed! Came right in and gave it to us as a gift. They took a few other things in return, but we don't really mind. So long as we have SCP-XXXX, we'll be fine.
Addendum XXXX-01:
Site-██ has been temporarily quarantined due to the cognitohazardous effects of SCP-XXXX. No contact is to be made with Site-██ until declared otherwise.
SCP-XXXX - File Revision Available
A picture of SCP-XXXX. Photographer unknown.
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard anomalous item containment locker. Level 3 access is required to access SCP-XXXX. All personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX must have at least a Level 4 Psychic Resistance Score.
Subjects exhibiting effects of SCP-XXXX are to be properly amnestized. If amnestics are not effective in reverting an SCP-XXXX-1 instance, termination of said subject is authorized.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a rolling office chair with a black leather covering. SCP-XXXX possesses the function of a normal office chair, and the chair can be adjusted as well as reclined. Material analysis of SCP-XXXX shows no anomalous materials or structures.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects manifest when an individual (henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) maintains eye contact with SCP-XXXX for more than five seconds. All SCP-XXXX-1 instances will exhibit great feelings of amazement and attachment towards SCP-XXXX. All SCP-XXXX-1 instances exhibit four stages of attachment, listed below.
- Stage One, Day 1-2: SCP-XXXX-1 instances exhibit minor attraction towards SCP-XXXX, displaying positive opinions, attempting to show SCP-XXXX to others. No other anomalous behaviors are present.
- Stage Two, Day 2-6: SCP-XXXX-1 instances display a feeling of attachment and amazement to many different things about SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 instances will attempt to claim SCP-XXXX as their own, occasionally resulting in violent interactions between subjects.
- Stage Three, Day 6-10: SCP-XXXX-1 will begin to display minor aggression to any subjects unaffected by SCP-XXXX, and will attempt to introduce any unaffected individuals to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 will also display minor neglect towards several physiological functions, eating and drinking less than unaffected subjects.
- Stage Four, Day 10-?: SCP-XXXX-1 instances will neglect all physiological functions, displaying an addiction to being near SCP-XXXX. Because of this, most SCP-XXXX-1 instances will expire shortly after reaching Stage Four.
Class A and B amnestics have proven effective at reversing this process up to Stage Three. To date, no method of reverting a Stage Four SCP-XXXX-1 instance has been found.
Discovery:
SCP-XXXX was given to Foundation staff by the Chaos Insurgency during a raid of Site-██. The origins of SCP-XXXX are unknown. Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX's effects, several anomalous items were stolen by the Chaos Insurgency, including SCP-████, SCP-████, SCP-████, and SCP-████. Research into the origins of SCP-XXXX is ongoing, and the recovery operations of the stolen anomalous items are currently active.
SCP-XXXX-1
SCP-XXXX-2
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are currently housed at Site-17.
SCP-XXXX-1 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell. This cell must not exceed an area of 8m x 8m. SCP-XXXX-1 is not to exit the containment cell except during testing. SCP-XXXX-1 is to be provided with the following:
- One plush doll. Subject is permitted to request a change.
- One "LEGO Bricks & More - Creative Bucket," for recreational purposes.
- Five coloring books of any brand. Books may be swapped at the request of subject.
- One box of crayons, any brand.
SCP-XXXX-2 is to be kept in a standard anomalous item storage locker directly adjacent to SCP-XXXX-1's cell. SCP-XXXX-2's recall radius must encompass SCP-XXXX-1's cell at all times to prevent any unintended containment breaches.
Description:
SCP-XXXX-1 is a female of Western European descent, 105 cm tall, weighing 15.3 kg (~33.7 lbs). SCP-XXXX-1's apparent age is estimated to be four or five years, however, SCP-XXXX-1 has been in Foundation custody for several years without any notable change in appearance. SCP-XXXX-1 refers to itself as "Ava," and states that it does not know its last name. Little Ava and her beautiful toys
SCP-XXXX-2 is the collective designation given to a set of 50 wooden alphabet blocks, each measuring about one cubic inch in volume. Material analysis of SCP-XXXX-2 reveals no anomalous materials or structures. Wanted by all of the girls and the boys
SCP-XXXX-2's primary anomalous effect manifests when SCP-XXXX-1 arranges a selection of SCP-XXXX-2 instances to spell out the name of a noun in the English language. When this takes place, the object described will appear within the general vicinity of SCP-XXXX-1 within approx. 5 seconds. SCP-XXXX-2 does not produce these objects, rather, the object is taken from where it was previously located and deposited near SCP-XXXX-1. The method of transportation is unknown, and is theorized to be anomalous in nature as well. The colorful letters
SCP-XXXX-2's secondary anomalous effect occurs when SCP-XXXX-1 travels a certain distance away from a given SCP-XXXX-2 instance, which has been designated the "recall radius." This field is spherical in shape, and extends approx. 15m from each SCP-XXXX-2 instance. When SCP-XXXX-1 exits this radius, the given SCP-XXXX-2 instance will immediately appear within 1m of SCP-XXXX-1. Make everything better
Discovery:
SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 were recovered on ██/██/████. Prior to recovery, several news stations published articles regarding the sudden appearance of a fossilized Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton at █████ █████ ███████ Daycare Center, in [REDACTED], USA. Elsewhere, reports were made about the sudden disappearance of the same Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton at the [REDACTED] Museum of Natural Sciences. Upon investigation, SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 were found at the site of the appearance, bearing several other objects of unknown origin. The Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton was returned, and amnestics properly distributed. SCP-XXXX-1's parents have not been identified. Always spreading feelings of joy!
Test Logs:
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Test XXXX-01 |
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| Spelled Word |
"ROCK" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
One small stone, weighing about 1.5 kg |
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Test XXXX-02 |
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| Spelled Word |
"FRUIT" |
| Times Performed |
Five |
| Results |
Five ripe apples, Red Delicious variety |
| Notes |
SCP-XXXX-1 described this type of apple to be their "favorite." - Researcher Weaver |
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Test XXXX-03 |
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| Spelled Word |
"TREE" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
One adult English oak tree, with roots still intact. Appearance caused significant damage to the roof of the testing room, which was quickly repaired. |
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Test XXXX-04 |
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| Spelled Word |
"COMPUTER" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
One Dell laptop, owned by Researcher Mallory |
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Test XXXX-05 |
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| Spelled Word |
"DOG" |
| Times Performed |
Three |
| Results |
One Japanese Spitz, randomly appearing near SCP-XXXX-1 three consecutive times. |
| Notes |
The Japanese Spitz in question was provided by Researcher Weaver, and was shown to SCP-XXXX-1 prior to testing. |
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Test XXXX-06 |
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| Spelled Word |
"GOOD DOG" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
SCP-343 |
| Notes |
While this was intended to test whether SCP-XXXX-2 would cause things to appear based on SCP-XXXX-1's preference, a misspelling of the word "good" led to a minor containment breach. I am going to suggest that SCP-XXXX-1 be guided in the spelling of words SCP-XXXX-2 from this point on to prevent any further unintended containment breaches. We're just lucky that this happened before we tried to spell "lizard" or something. - Site Director Bryson |
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Test XXXX-07 |
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| Spelled Word |
"███████ WEAVER" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
Researcher Weaver, being transported ~2m from a sitting position. |
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Test XXXX-08 |
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| Spelled Word |
"██████ MALLORY" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
Researcher Mallory, being transported ~3m from a standing position. |
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Test XXXX-09 |
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| Spelled Word |
"AVA" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
N/A |
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Test XXXX-10 |
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| Spelled Word |
"ANYTHING" |
| Times Performed |
Three |
| Results |
One CD copy of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, one unidentified house key, and one carrot. |
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Test XXXX-11 |
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| Spelled Word |
"MOMMY" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
N/A |
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Test XXXX-12 |
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| Spelled Word |
"DADDY" |
| Times Performed |
One |
| Results |
N/A |
Close-up photo of SCP-XXXX.Seloc-up ohtop fo SPC-XXXX.
Item #: SCP-XXXXTmei #: PSC-XXXX
Object Class: SafeBtcjeo Ascsl: Aesf
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a Type-1 Standard Anomalous Item Containment Cell, measuring 5m x 5m x 5m. No documents, written or digital, are permitted to enter the affected radius of SCP-XXXX, excluding testing purposes. SCP-XXXX is currently housed at Site-64. Researcher personnel must take extreme precaution to ensure that SCP-XXXX's effects do not modify the contents of any research material.Esplaci Emtnnntcioa Oserurpedc: CSP-XXXX si to eb tderos ni a Ypet-1 Asrntdda Msnoauoal Mite Nantticonem Lecl, nigrameus 5m x 5m x 5m. On cdntusoem, ttiwren ro igaidtl, ear demieptrt to enter hte etdfefca udisar fo SCP-XXXX, elgxudinc ngtstie susrepop. SCP-XXXX si rlyerctnu oeushd ta Seit-64. Esrehaerrc rolenepns mstu teak rteeemx aeounpitcr ot eerusn ttha CSP-XXXX's csefeft od tno ofdiym eht ncsnteto fo ayn ecersrah mtrlaaei.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a clear glass paperweight, with decorative blue, green, and yellow patterns in the interior of the object. Material analysis shows no anomalous structures in the composition of SCP-XXXX. Further examination is currently awaiting approval.Nsdricpoiet: SPC-XXXX si a lcrea lgsas eartwhegppi, thiw ireedotcav uebl, ereng, nda elwoly petrastn in hte rirtieon of eth etocbj. Ratmeila nyaisals swohs no aunoomals utursetrcs ni hte msopcintioo fo PCS-XXXX. Fhretur iaametnoxin si cunretylr naagtiiw plrpvaoa.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects manifest in the presence of a text document, or when any text document is written to describe it. When a document containing text comes within an 8-foot (~2.5m) spherical radius of SCP-XXXX, all words contained in the document will display shuffled letters from that point on. Removing the document from SCP-XXXX's radius will not reverse this effect, meaning that rewriting of text affected by SCP-XXXX must be done manually.CSP-XXXX's maoonlaus stffcee fetsainm in hte speecrecn of a xtet ceomudnt, ro whne any extt oedtmnuc is ettnriw to eiecdsbr ti. Hewn a mtcouend itociagnnn ttex osmec iiwthn an 8-otfo (~2.5m) srihapelc drauis of CPS-XXXX, lla swodr eoindtcna ni teh oumtcden lwil lsidpya ffhuelds elrtest rofm ttha iotnp on. Inegomrv eht ecdmnotu rfmo SPC-XXXX's suirad will otn eevrres tsih ceftfe, eagnnim hatt eitigwnrr of etxt efteafdc yb CSP-XXXX mstu be deno yulmalan.
Documents written in the radius of SCP-XXXX exhibit a similar effect, however, the process is not instantaneous. Rather, the text contained on the document will be modified at the moment that collective focus of the persons involved is averted from the document. To date, there are no known methods to describe SCP-XXXX or write in the presence of the object without its anomalous effects taking place.Mnudcoset rwtetin ni the riusad of CPS-XXXX hbitixe a mirasil efctfe, wvrheeo, eth rsocpes si otn aisottnsennua. Thaerr, the tetx dnaoicent no teh nudoecmt illw be ofiddime ta het metonm ahtt coeltecilv sfouc fo eht soesprn vdnlovei si eadtrev frmo teh umtnedco. To deta, hrete aer on wnokn dsmthoe to cesrebid SPC-XXXX ro ewrit ni eht peenresc of het ectojb wttiuoh its maoaoslun sctfefe gitnka aelcp.
SCP-XXXX was recovered from █████ ███████'s University, from the classroom of English Professor Arthur ████████. Professor ████████ had been charged with aggravated assault and malicious destruction of property at the time of recovery. (See Interview Log XXXX-Ni)PSC-XXXX wsa dereocevr mofr █████ ███████'s Viirsenuyt, orfm the csoalomrs of Slinehg Oorepsfsr Thrura ████████. Srooefrps ████████ ahd eben heacrgd wthi dgaeavtgar tssaaul and saicuolmi nuscrtediot fo rrpeotpy ta hte mtie fo vreyeocr (Ees Eviiterwn Glo XXXX-In)
Interview Log XXXX-NiWeiitvren Ogl XXXX-In
Interviewed: Professor Arthur ████████
Interviewer: Field Agent Scott ██████████
Foreword: The following interview was conducted at ████ Correctional Center, shortly after the imprisonment of Prof. Arthur ████████ and the recovery of SCP-XXXX. All sentences in the following transcription regarding SCP-XXXX have been altered due to SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects.Efordwor: Teh nlilfogwo iwirteven was nutcoddec ta ████ Lieootanccrr Crneet, trsoyhl aerft hte mpritmensoni of Porf. Trhrau ████████ nad the eoreryvc fo CSP-XXXX. All setesncen ni eth gfnliwolo sinotrcnrpita edgrarnig PCS-XXXX evha nebe leterad ude to PSC-XXXX's maloanosu cefsfte.
<Begin Log>
Field Agent Scott ██████████: Please state your name for the record.
Professor Arthur ████████: Name's Professor Arthur ████████. Well, guess I'm not exactly a professor anymore… Not after my little "incident," but still, it sounds good.
F.A. ██████████: According to your case file, you have been found guilty of aggravated assault on a student, along with malicious destruction of property, am I correct?
Prof. ████████: Damn right I did. Had it coming.
F.A. ██████████: Care to elaborate as to why?
Prof. ████████: No.
F.A. ██████████: Sir, if you cooperate, I could possibly get your sentence reduced by a year or two.
Prof. ████████: Alright, fine.
F.A. ██████████: So, as I said, would you care to elaborate?
Prof. ████████: It's just what happens when you're dealing with a bunch of little [EXPLETIVE] who won't listen to a word you say.
F.A. ██████████: Noted. Could you elaborate on that subject a little more, about your students not listening to you?
Prof. ████████: You know damn well what happened, it's all in your fancy little folder there. I taught them for months and months, and what do I get in return? Absolute [EXPLETIVE] gibberish.
F.A. ██████████: So, you attacked a student over a bunch of spelling errors?
Prof. ████████: Oh, it wasn't just the spelling errors. Once I gave those [EXPLETIVE] kids bad grades, the parents… Oh, the parents… They got sooo mad that their quote-unquote little angels weren't getting what they deserved.
Prof. ████████ laughs for 15 seconds before continuing.
Prof. ████████: Then the administrators got on my ass…"You're not a good teacher, you need to do better, it's what's best!" I know damn well what I did! I taught those little [EXPLETIVE]s as best as I could! I tried tutors, I tried study sessions, I tried everything! Still, what do I get?
Prof. ████████ slams his fist on the table, pointing at F.A. ██████████ and screaming at him.
Prof. ████████: Absolute bullshit, that's what! Just random [EXPLETIVE] letters, over and over and over again! Nothing changed!
F.A. ██████████ pauses for several seconds, noting Prof. ████████'s response. F.A. ██████████ then exits the room and returns without his clipboard.
F.A. ██████████: Moving on. I would like you to identify this object.F.A. ██████████: Nomgiv on. I ldowu ielk uyo ot iydtfnie hits etojbc.
F.A. ██████████ places SCP-XXXX on the table in front of him. Prof. ████████ expresses clear confusion.F.A. ██████████ epsalc CSP-XXXX on teh labet ni ntrof fo hmi. Ofpr. ████████ essersxep rlcae cfunnsooi.
Prof. ████████: Odd thing to ask about, but what the hell. That's the paperweight I'd used at my desk. Some student gave it to me before all hell broke loose.Fopr. ████████: Dod ihgtn to ask uatob, ubt waht hte hlle. Thta's the ethaeippgrw I'd seud at ym kesd. Moes enttusd vgea ti ot em eerfob all hlle rekob esool.
F.A. ██████████: Could you give a brief description of the student?
Prof. ████████:
F.A. ██████████: Interesting.
F.A. ██████████ leaves the room once again and returns with his clipboard in hand.
F.A. ██████████: I believe I've heard enough. My organization will see to it that your sentence might be reduced, however, I can't promise anything.
Prof. ████████: You sure as hell are gonna reduce my sentence, after all the shit I told you. What do you need this for, anyways?
F.A. ██████████: That's classified information. I think we're done here.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX's origins remain unknown, however, the information drawn from this interview may possibly help in the search for SCP-XXXX's original creator. I believe that ongoing investigation is required. - Senior Researcher ███████Clnigso Ntetmetas: CPS-XXXX's igsinor eraimn kwunnno, evwheor, hte ianrnotoimf wandr omrf ihts wteiviner aym ospisbly hlpe in eht racesh rfo SPC-XXXX's onailrgi ertarco. I bveeile atth ognigno taoiesitvngin is dieruerq. - Erniso Rarhrsecee ███████
