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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be monitored by Team-YYYY. A perimeter is to be maintained around the outside of Numbford’s Jams, Jellies and Preserves, a jam factory located in Lincoln, Nebraska. All monitoring of said perimeter is to be handled by Research Team YYYY. Any traces of SCP-XXXX-1 exiting Numbford's are to be contained, recorded, and sent into Site-87 for incineration. One D-Class personnel is to enter “Numbford’s” every month to ensure SCP-XXXX's cooperation. All recovered samples of SCP-XXXX-1 not involved in testing are to be incinerated.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a grey appendage of indeterminate length extending from Earth's mesosphere and terminating within a factory belonging to the company Numbford’s Jams, Jellies and Preserves. All attempts to reach the other endpoint of SCP-XXXX, if one exists, have been met with failure. Said orifice secretes approximately 1 liter of a viscous, red fluid, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 per day.
SCP-XXXX is currently located inside of a jam factory which is operating under the brand name "Numbford’s Jams, Jellies and Preserves".
Discovery:
Interview Log XXXX-1:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A
Interviewer: Dr. Lehmer
Foreword: SCP-XXXX-A is a worker at Numbford's who has been isolated within a break room within the factory. They appear to have average intelligence, however their dependence on SCP-XXXX-1 appears relatively low, which has allowed them to be interviewed for short periods.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Lehmer: Hello there, I’m here to ask you a few questions.
SCP-XXXX-A: Oh, well could you make it quick; my break is going to end soon.
Dr. Lehmer: Of course. For starters, what are you making here at the factory.
SCP-XXXX-A: Oh, we don’t make it. We ship it. The best damn thing you’ve ever seen, or tasted I guess.
Dr. Lehmer: You’re referring to the jam?
SCP-XXXX-A: Yeah, there’s nothing like it. Everything tastes like ash in comparison to it, seriously, you’ve never had it?
Dr. Lehmer: I’m not one for jam.
SCP-XXXX-A: This isn’t jam like you’ve ever tasted before man! It’s incredible! You know what, how about this, in my next delivery I’ll ask if I can get you some.
Dr. Lehmer: Ask who? And no, I really don’t want any.
SCP-XXXX-A: My boss. Really I insist.
Dr. Lehmer: I’m fine, may we please continue with the questions?
[A ringing is heard in the background]
SCP-XXXX-A: Shit, that’s the end of my break. I’ve got to go.
Dr. Lehmer: You’re fine. Sorry for holding you for so long.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-A was released back into Numbford’s. It is believed that SCP-XXXX-1 did request an extra jar for Dr. Lehmer.
Interview Log XXXX-2:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A
Interviewer: Dr. Lehmer
Foreword: SCP-XXXX-A appealed for another interview during their break. The Foundation complied in order to increase understanding of SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Lehmer: Ready for another interview?
SCP-XXXX-A: Yep.
Dr. Lehmer: Excellent. So the conditions in this factory, what are they like?
SCP-XXXX-A: Well, uh… it's…
[SCP-XXXX-A turns towards the break room door and then back at Dr. Lehmer]
SCP-XXXX-A: It's alright. The jam is really good! I still can't believe that you haven't tried any.
Dr. Lehmer: This conversation is completely private… would you like to re-answer the question?
SCP-XXXX-A: I… It's not…
Dr. Lehmer: It's not what?
[SCP-XXXX-A gestures towards their ears and then covers their mouth with their pointer finger]
[A ringing is heard in the background]
Dr. Lehmer: Well, thank you for your time.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: It is unknown whether SCP-XXXX-A implied the Foundation or SCP-XXXX. Regardless, SCP-XXXX is currently in no known power over SCP-XXXX-A and there is no reason that interviews cannot continue.
Interview Log XXXX-3:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A
Interviewer: Dr. Lehmer
Foreword: SCP-XXXX-A appealed for yet another interview to Team YYYY. The urgency of their request seemed to indicate an unapparent danger. SCP-XXXX-A appears to have lost a substantial amount of weight and has sustained several bruises and scratches on what skin is visible.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Lehmer: You requested an interview?
SCP-XXXX-A: Oh, I just wanted to talk!
Dr. Lehmer: I see. Is there anything that's on your mind?
SCP-XXXX-A: Nope, just… was wondering a few things.
Dr. Lehmer: Like what?
SCP-XXXX-A: Like… relocation.
Dr. Lehmer: I may be able to discuss the possibility with one of my superiors.
SCP-XXXX-A: When would I leave?
Dr. Lehmer: Well, I would have to request your relocation first, which could take anywhere from two days to-
[SCP-XXXX-A shakes their head and mouths the phrase "No, now, now"]
Dr. Lehmer: Like I've said; relocation can only take place after a multitude of-
SCP-XXXX-A: I have to go! They are going to kill me! Please, take me!
[A ringing is heard in the background and the break room is filled with approximately 16 individuals affected by SCP-XXXX-1]
Dr. Lehmer: I think that concludes our-
[A rumbling sound is heard in the audio and an empty jam jar is thrown at SCP-XXXX-A from an unidentifiable source which shatters on impact]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Although suspected, violence from affected individuals will change the Foundation's ability to test and contain SCP-XXXX. A more effective method of containment is being researched.
Addendum-XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX was observed retracting itself from Numbford’s Jams, Jellies and Preserves. Those residing within have been observed in advanced stages of grief and starvation.
