Special Containment Procedures: Due to its nature, SCP-XXXX is unable to be contained at this moment in time. Elements of SCP-XXXX are shown to the impede exact research of SCP-XXXX's abilities. Individuals who view instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to report any possibly harmful capabilities to foundation officials, and document the object in which SCP-XXXX-1 takes form of.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designated name for the phenomenon which occurs to differing non-organic objects of varying size and mass. The object currently affected by SCP-XXXX, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-1, experiences changes in visual appearance. Though no physical modifications occurs to SCP-XXXX-1, the currently affected object will appear in a matte yellow hue. Additionally, all iterations of SCP-XXXX-1 have displayed a "Smiley Face" on the object's surface, most commonly stylized to appear as Harvey Ross Ball's design.
If an individual shows a sufficient improvement in mood by the appearance of SCP-XXXX-1, the current instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will revert to a non-affected state and a new object within an approximate 80km radius will be affected by SCP-XXXX, designating it SCP-XXXX-1.
Addendum: Although the objects selected by SCP-XXXX are seemingly random, selected objects are observed to exhibit certain traits. Objects affected by SCP-XXXX consistently show weight above 0.15kg, but have an unrestricted weight maximum. Additionally, previously instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are commonly shown to have a large surface area, where it is likely to display the "Smiley Face". Observation of previous instances of SCP-XXXX-1 show that SCP-XXXX will not affect any objects which, while unaffected, display a yellow hue. Objects previously recorded as instances of SCP-XXXX-1 include a china platter, an umbrella, a billboard, etc. (For full list of previous instances view Log Document).
Test 02 - 14/12/2017
Procedure: Upon receiving an account the sighting of SCP-XXXX-1 in ██████, United Kingdom, 5 Class-D subjects were instructed to look for, and research, SCP-XXXX-1 in exchange for their release.
Results: Subject D-55309 was able to locate SCP-XXXX-1; However, had triggered SCP-XXXX-1's relocation effect after becoming exhilarated from noticing SCP-XXXX-1.
Test 03 - 24/12/2017
Procedure: After multiple accounts of SCP-XXXX-1 sighted in Oxford, United Kingdom, 3 Class-D subjects were instructed to look for, and research, SCP-XXXX-1. The subjects were told that they would be terminated regardless of the results found.
Results: No instance of SCP-XXXX-1 was found. Subject D-53853 and Subject D-55624 were terminated after refusing to listen to research protocol regulations.
"Ironic that I'm getting pissed over that stupid thing. Speaking true, I'd make the entire country a miserable mess if I'd mean I'd get a close look without it bouncing across the damn nation!"
- Dr. Warren
Further testing is to be administrated by Dr. Warren.
Containment Class:
euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a human Caucasian male which stands at 175 cm. tall and weighs approximately 75 kg.
Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX is not currently enforced nor necessary. No invitation is to be sent to SCP-XXXX regarding Site-212's bi-weekly karaoke night. The mention and/or playing of "Cha-Cha Slide" by DJ Casper (Willie Perry Jr.) is strictly prohibited within Site-212 (See Incident XXXX-A).
Designation "SCP-XXXX" moved to Dr. Kimberly A. Anders as of 12/24/2023.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to Dr. Kimberly A. Anders of Site-212's Research Department. SCP-XXXX is a brown-haired male with a height of approximately 183 cm. SCP-XXXX believes the contents of the song "Cha-Cha Slide" by DJ Casper (Willie Perry Jr.)
Containment Class:
pending
Topographic map of SCP-XXXX.
Special Containment Procedures: Aquatic Site 212 is to monitor SCP-6000's dormancy and isolate SCP-6000 from public knowledge.
Samples of the water surrounding SCP-6000 are to be collected and tested daily. If the sample registers below 6.8 pH, the appropriate alkaline solutions are to be diffused. Should SCP-6000 begins germinating, Naval Mobile Task Force Nu-17 ("Rubber Ducks") is to seize
Should traffic come within 50 kilometers of SCP-6000, Naval Mobile Task Force Nu-17 ("Rubber Ducks") is to redirect or seize the incoming vessel(s).
Description: SCP-6000 is a massive seed in the northern Pacific Ocean which, due to its size, acts as an island. SCP-6000 belongs to no known species or composition; however, testing reveals that:
- SCP-6000 comprises multiple differing genomes.
- SCP-6000 registers at 0.99 Humes.
SCP-6000 is host to 126 differing plant and fungi species, including one species (Citrus colocus) native exclusively to SCP-6000. 313 differing animal species have been documented inhabiting SCP-6000, including humans.
GoI-6000 refers to the native population resident to SCP-6000. Daily rituals performed by GoI-6000 prevent the germination of SCP-6000 (see Document 6000/GoI-6000/rituals.pdf.)