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The following file is Level 2/XXXX classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.


Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be contained inside standard containment cells for aquatic creatures1. Two guards are to be stationed at the door of the cell and rotated monthly to stave off effects of SCP-XXXX-A. Care of SCP-XXXX-1 is outlined in Document E-Aquatic-XXXX. Any personnel entering the containment cell for care purposes are to blink before 30 seconds have passed when looking at the SCP-XXXX-1.

The population is to be scanned for for signs of SCP-XXXX-3. Amnestic conditioning is to be administered if entities are found.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 are walruses (Odobenus rosmarus) genetically indistinguishable from non-anomalous instances. Externally, their skin shifts between an unknown number of colors, with one color completely transforming into another after an average of 20 minutes. Currently, there are 15 instances in containment.

SCP-XXXX-1 instances also have the ability to teleport, typically no less than 20 m from the original site. The currently observed limit of this ability is 27 km for each jump. There is a "cool-down period" of 2 minutes in between each jump. This effect, however, is not voluntary, and they will teleport out of containment only if an SCP-XXXX-2 "summons" them.

After thirty (30) seconds of prolonged visual contact with any SCP-XXXX-1 instance, any human being becomes an instance of SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 instances gain the ability to teleport SCP-XXXX-1 to any gathering of people numbering greater than twenty whenever the words Bluemont, oil, spill, environment, and disaster are read, said, or heard by the subject in any language. The condition stems from a thaumaturgically charged meme, which can be removed through amnestic conditioning. A memetic inoculation is currently in development.

SCP-XXXX-2 instances also are infected with SCP-XXXX-3, Level 2 Class Delta Memetic Entities2 designated by their creator as "Operatic Pigs." SCP-XXXX-3 are visualized by SCP-XXXX-2 as cartoon pigs wearing a horned Viking helmet like those commonly associated with opera singers. SCP-XXXX-3 are loud, and can often disrupt the daily life of SCP-XXXX-2. However, instances are not hostile. Instances also seem to be incapable of their own thought, and instead cycle through a list of set phrases to sing to SCP-XXXX-2.

Both SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-3 are known to have the same creator, anartist Bart Halloway, designated PoI-XXXX. However, current knowledge suggests that the GoI "AWCY?" may have been involved in the creation and dissemination SCP-XXXX.

Recovery: SCP-XXXX-1 was first discovered during the incident described in document SCP-447-BSC-4039. After multiple containment breaches and the transformation of Agent Jasmine B███████, the entities were collectively given the designation of SCP-XXXX.

Addendum: After a raid on his Reno residence, PoI-XXXX was taken into custody and an interview was conducted. Two (2) potentially hazardous anart pieces were confiscated from his home and promptly destroyed.