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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
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Description: SCP-XXXX is a hat of unknown design or style. Due to SCP-XXXX Memetic properties, no accurate description can be obtained. the material of SCP-XXXX is also unknown and has yet to be tested.Anyone viewing SCP-XXXX will see a hat this is usually worn by any of the known postal services known by the viewer, in a language the viewer is familiar with. As such, SCP-XXXX has been said to be many different sizes and colors, along with having logos from the following companies:
████, ██████, ███-██, and ███.
While not dangerous, SCP-XXXX is known cause serious mental conditions upon its "host," including Psychosis, irritability, paranoia, and rage. subjects wearing SCP-XXXX have been known to become homicidal after long enough exposure to its effects.
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