The Miserable Clown
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is to reside in a 7x7x3 meter room, with a small bed and a table with chairs. SCP-XXXX is to be given a special diet of meat from goats and pigs. No windows are to be placed within the cell, only cameras.

Description: SCP-XXXX-A appears to be a 5'6" tall humanoid dressed up as a circus clown wielding a meat cleaver. The entity is capable of speaking multiple languages, including English, German and Polish. The entity appears to be depressed in nature, and only shows joy when something or someone, is hurt. The entity shows interest in butchery and biology.

When interviewed, the entity will ask to play a "game". In the "game", the interviewer is asked to sit at the table and play a game of cards. Every single time the subject loses in the game of cards, they will lose something from their body by anomalous means. This could be an organ, bones, or even a single cell. If the subject wins in the game of cards, SCP-XXXX-A will begin to slowly start raging over time. Once SCP-XXXX-A is angry enough, it will begin controlling the subject with anomalous means, turning them into SCP-XXXX-B.

SCP-XXXX-B is a humanoid creature, often spoken of as a "zombie". SCP-XXXX-B is a creature created by SCP-XXXX-A by anomalous means. It will posses super human strength, but shows no signs of intelligence without the guidance of SCP-XXXX-A.

Addendum XXXX-1: A D-Class subject has entered the cell of SCP-XXXX.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A

Interviewer: D-█████

<Begin Log, 20/1/20██>

Interviewer: Hello.

SCP-XXXX-A: Welcome in, stranger.

Interviewer: I would like to have an interview with you.

SCP-XXXX-A: My pleasure, sit at the table.

Interviewer: Would you like to start now?

SCP-XXXX-A: Yes.

Interviewer: Who are you?
SCP-XXXX-A: I… (Entity sobs) don't know..

Interviewer: Okay… Do you know your date of birth?

SCP-XXXX-A: In a small town in Germany (Shuffles deck of cards) I do not know the name.

(After some questioning, SCP-XXXX-A stops shuffling the deck of cards)

(The first round ends by the D class subject loosing)

SCP-XXXX-A: (Begins manically laughing, as the camera stopped working)

Interviewer: (Screaming)

Researcher: What happened?

Cameras start working again

Researcher: Escort the D-class into his cell, testing over.

SCP-XXXX-A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… (Laughing continued for 30 minutes)

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [D-class subject has lost both arms in the process of loosing in the card game with SCP-XXXX-A]