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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: A secure perimiter of 25 meters is to be established around SCP-XXXX at all times. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept performing assigned tasks at all times. Under no circumstances is an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 to be allowed to stop performing an assigned task. A donkey is to be ritually sacrificed upon the altar located inside of SCP-XXXX-2 once a week by a virginal female dressed in traditional Greek clothing. If the sacrifice fails to take place in time, SCP-XXXX is to be considered neutralized and demolition of the building is to proceed as quickly as possible. All products of SCP-XXXX are to be sold under the Foundation front company "Sweeny's Car Parts"
Description: SCP XXXX is the site of the ████████ Automotive Factory in Redacted. SCP-XXXX-1 is the collective manufacturing workforce of said factory. Instances of SCP-XXXX are impervious to injury, disease, age and exhaustion as long as they are performing their assigned tasks.. If an instance is prevented from performing an assigned task, or stops performing an assigned task for more than 30 seconds, they will die. Instances have been shown to be impervious to all forms of injury and damage, and need no rest or sustainance. The only vocalization that has been heard from instances is "This is the blessing of Ponos", in ancient Greek. Tests performed on deceased instances have shown that they are biologically human, but suffering from the effects of extreme age, starvation, dehydration and sleep depravation. SCP XXXX-2 is a shrine to Ponos, Greek God of Labor, located in what was once the employee cafeteria. Building plans and city records show that the renovation occured sometime in the early 1950s, shortly before the factory supposedly ceased operation, all manufacturing staff was laid off, and all administrative staff were replaced by members of the Nikopopolus family. Police records from this time period have also indicated that members of the family were suspected in the disappearance of several runaways, migrant workers, and other transients from the area, although nothing has ever been conclusively proven. Evidence from the factory's logbooks shows that the machinery within the factory has been in continuous operation since █ December, 195█. Company leadership has changed several times within this period, with the son and grandson of company founder Redacted Nikopopolus taking over the position of president successively. However, all staff have been members of the Nikopopolus family. Foundation research has shown that the family immigrated from Greece in the late 1890s, with the great-grandfather of the current owner entering at Ellis Island. Greek records show that the Nikopopolus family maintained a long standing belief in the old Greek Gods, long after such belief stopped being commonplace in Greek society.
Update: SCP-XXXX was destroyed in a raid by GoI-2182 (Human Liberation Front) on 12-28-18. Security cameras at the site show HLF members infiltrating the facility and placing improvised explosive devices along critical structural points and detonated them, causing the building to collapse. All instances of SCP-XXXX-A were killed in this incident.
Propaganda flyer found at the scene:
Workers of the World Unite!
The Human Liberation Front's stated goal is to free all enslaved workers around the globe and bring about a utopian Marxist society. For too long, our fellow human brothers and sisters have been bound by the chains of capitalism. We must break the chains and free them for the good of all mankind.
SCP-XXXX-J
Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All non-human primates are to be kept at least 100 meters away from SCP-XXXX-J at all times. If a non-human primate ties SCP-XXXX-J around its neck, preperations for a class DK end of the world scenario are to begin. Mobile Task Force Nu-64 (Jumpmen) is to be dispatched immediately, and is to begin securing all pie factories and construction sites within a 100 kilometers radius of SCP-XXXX-J.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a silk necktie that, when placed around the neck of a non-human primate, will lead to the primate capturing the nearest female human and climbing to the top of the nearest building over 5 stories tall. Once at the top of the building, the primate will begin to throw wooden barrels at all male humans who approach.
