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IDEAS:

A very angry anartist

Guy doesn't like Foundation.
Decides best way to piss off Foundation is to make more SCPs.
Makes machine that converts peeps to replicas of SCPs, anomalous and all.
Messes up.

Note: Converted peeps always have their most subjectively good asset converted in a way to render that asset obsolete in that particular purpose. (See -1 instance)

+SCP-XXXX-1: That Guy.

He's like Peanut.
But opposite-ish.
Anyone blinking in front of him causes him to snap his own neck.
Had all his flesh turned to Peanut's materials, but still all nerve sensitive.
Had his neck snapped once by himself; survived by being made out of statue.
Hands can't move, except to snap neck.

Was an anartist. Used hands a lot for work. Can't anymore.

+SCP-XXXX-2 and -3: A few screaming eyeballs.

Stemmed from SCP-131.
Made by -1 instance to make sure he doesn't snap his own neck again.
-2 and -3 are effectively just like 131, but they scream. And don't stop screaming.

Karma Bunta

Book written by metaphysical/pataphysical dude about seeing next life.

Uses karma concept of Hindi/Buddist systems.

Book has recipe of drug pill thing that causes user to fall into state resembling deep sleep/coma. During state, entity wearing blue palm leaf and not much else brings user on field trip of own life, before judging and showing projection of next life.

Then proceeds to advise user on how to gain good karma/merit and all that.

General basis is that a guy wanted to help people lead better lives, but couldn't figure out how to.

So the guy made this.

As far as the creator and Karma Bunta (the entity) knows, no afterlife exists.

They're just using a really roundabout way to give good advice.