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While at any SCP facility, Dr. Bright is not allowed to:
1. Dr. Bright is not allowed to feed anything with peanut butter to Kain.
2. Telling new researchers that you can tame SCP-682 with a rolled up newspaper and a tummy rub is right out.
3. Dr. Bright cannot ever work on his new shelved project: The A-Team.
4. Dr. Bright is not allowed to steal any of those PBR cans.
5. Dr. Bright is not allowed to take any files from the secure testing area labeled "Doomsday".
6. Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell anyone that he has a time machine in his basement. 1: No, not even if he does have one in his basement.
7. Talking about the events of the "First Battle of the Glorietta Hills" is a no-no.
8. Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell Junior Researchers that he accomplished his "Good Deed of the Week" goal by helping a stranded driver change a tire. 1: There is no such thing as "Good Deed of the Week."
9. Dr. Bright is not allowed to change the locks on the doors of the secure testing area.
10. Dr. Bright is not allowed to start a cult.
11. Dr Bright is not allowed to use chainsaws 1. Not chainsaw cannons either. 2. Ok, one time it was awesome, but it is still not allowed. 12. Dr. Bright is not allowed to barricade himself in his office and claim that he is "The ONLY one who knows what is going on here!" and that he will not come out unless the right sacrifices are made.
13. Dr. Bright is not allowed to start a religion, and especially not one where he is "The Chosen One" who will lead his people to a destiny of destiny.
14. Dr. Bright is not allowed to start a new job where he is the head of a secret organization.
15. Dr. Bright is not allowed to start an intergalactic war with another galaxy.
16. Dr. Bright is not allowed to make the public believe that he is part of an "ELITE" organization composed of the most intelligent and skilled people on Earth.
17. Dr. Bright is not allowed to release a video where he plays the song "Smooth Criminal" while he causes a containment breach with a feather duster and a paper clip. 1. Do not even ask how he did it, we don't know.
18. Dr. Bright is not allowed to say that he can open up a dimensional portal with the click of his fingers.
19. Dr. Bright cannot possess 05 Council Members and start a war against any SCP.
20. Dr. Bright is not allowed to cause Deja Vu.
21. Dr. Bright is not allowed to cause Deja Vu. 1. Wait, didn't we already put this down?
22. Dr Bright is not allowed to create a time loop.
23. Dr. Bright is not allowed to have an army of invincible warrior babies.
24. Dr. Bright is not allowed to cause a temporal disturbance that changes the past.
25. Dr. Bright is not allowed to cause the ████████████ to appear.
26. Dr. Bright is not allowed to open any type of portal to demonic hell.
