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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Clearance Level: 2 / Restricted
Containment Class: Euclid Keter
Distruption Class: Vlam Dark
Risk Class: Warning Danger
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in standard animal containment and fed and given water once, daily. Any personnel handling SCP-XXXX are to be given a full body suit.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an Armadillidium vulgare or common pillbug. SCP-XXXX is shy but once it gets to know somebody will show high affection to them. On various occasions, SCP-XXXX has been shown to be able to read and write, given it has a pen/pencil. SCP-XXXX has been shown to make a screeching noise when happy which can reach up to 150 decibels.
By simply rolling for 70 seconds, SCP-XXXX can go up to speeds of 1,000 miles an hour and stop moving within 5 seconds. SCP-XXXX is also an auditory cognitohazard. If SCP-XXXX makes a sound above 50 decibels, all alive matter within a 20cm radius of it becomes incased with granite and diorite within up to 2 hours. There is currently no known way to reverse this process.
Interview:
Interviewer: Dr. Jackalo
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Foreword: SCP-XXXX was given a pen to write it’s responses
Dr. Jackalo: Hello, XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: Hi
Dr. Jackalo: Could you tell me a bit about yourself?
SCP-XXXX: I remember it being a nice suny [sic] day and sum [sic] peepel [sic] in red shirts crushed me so I got away and screemed [sic] and they all terned [sic] to rock
Dr. Jackalo: Do you know how this happened?
SCP-XXXX: Uhhh no
Dr. Jackalo: OK. Would you like to see some over pillbugs?
SCP-XXXX: Yes pleese [sic] that wud [sic] be nice
Dr. Jackalo: OK. I’ll ask the higher-ups to approve that OK?
SCP-XXXX: Yey [sic] thanks
SCP-XXXX’s request was approved by O5-1
Incident — XXXX-1:
The GOC had attacked the Foundation again. The first SCP they saw was SCP-XXXX. They readied to attack it before SCP-XXXX made it’s screeching noise. Despite the present members of GOC being over 10 meters away, they were still affected by SCP-XXXX. After this incident, SCP-XXXX’s Containment Class was updated to Keter, it’s Disruption Class updated to Dark and it’s Risk Class updated to Danger.
