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1752-0734
1752-0734 is a universal extinction event by a unknown energy source deep in the universe. It is Dr./'s theory about the random waves of energy coming from the middle of the universe.
Interview #1
Classified: Hello Dr./.
Dr./: Good morning Classified.
Classified: Anyways Dr./ can you please tell me the 1752-0734 theory is.
Dr./: yes of course.1752-0734 is my theory of the random waves of energy that keep showing up on are satellites in the astroid belt .
It seems to be a signal from deep in the universe but something that far out from us has a good enough strength to be a remote to the Indramida galaxy to earth.
Classified: I see where this is going. Continue.
Dr./: ok. Anyways my theory is that there is something big I mean really big something cosmeticly huge. I think it is a highly intelligent extra terrestrial being population that is far more advanced from us.
Classified: interesting. now why is this theory labled as a universal extinction event?
Dr./: This is what I mean. So if they have highly advanced radio waves just imagine what there weapons are like.
Classified: interesting theory you have. Now please explain to me what you think is going to happen.
Dr./: alright.. I think that if we try to bond and communicate with this salvation that they may give us some of there technology.
Classified: so you think it is a good idea to send out a signal to a highly intelligent race of extra terrestrial beings *yelling* for weapons!
Dr./: well if you put it like that yes.
Classified: no I am not risking the planet to extinction because of advanced weapons. This interview is over Dr./
End of interview #1
4/10/20##
Chef: sir we have eyes on Dr./.
Classified: Good open fire. We can't let him pull the lever to the satellite.
Chef: Ok boys open fire!
*gun shots in the background*
Chef: Ah sh#t he pulled the lever
Classified: dammit fall back I repeat fall back!
End log:
4/12/20##
Dr.essay: sir we are getting reports of Pluto getting alliterated by a ray of plasma
Classified: Dammit let's just hope they were warning shots. We can't let the public know about this.
5/22/2234
Pilot::This intire planet is destroyed
Co pilot : yeah so are the other planets
Pilot : what the hell is that?
*screaming* it burn it burns! *static*
Commander: Crap we just lost signal there gone boys.
End log.
