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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard item locker.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a white, porcelain coffee mug with the phrase “I HAT MUNDAZE” [sic] printed around its circumference in large, bold text. The handle of SCP-XXXX is missing, and the base of the mug is chipped.

Whenever any liquid above 70°C is poured into SCP-XXXX, it gains the properties of and should be handled as a schedule:02 cognitohazard. Liquid is to henceforth be referred to as SCP-XXXX-a. It is of note that instances of SCP-XXXX-a become non-anomalous when cooled below 68°C.

SCP-XXXX-a’s cognitohazardous effect is instantaneous and tactile in nature, taking effect as soon as SCP-XXXX-a makes contact with one's mouth. When said contact is made, the consumer enters a comatose state that may range from 12 to 180 hours depending on which day of the week SCP-XXXX is utilized since the coma always ends on the next available Tuesday.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was found in the apartment of deceased anartist IWillNeverLetYourDumbassesPutMyNameInYourDatabaseSeeYouInHell.1 SCP-XXXX was seized along with many other items to be recorded and tested for anomalous properties. SCP-XXXX was misplaced, due to the negligence of Agent C. Reeves, an inexperienced field agent. Consequently, Senior Agent T. Odom used SCP-XXXX during her coffee break, believing it to be Foundation property. Agent Odom collapsed and fell off the third floor of the apartment complex, resulting in severe head trauma and death. Agent Reeves was reprimanded accordingly.