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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: This particular entity is prohibited from roaming the facility freely due to past violent transgressions. Because of this, this entity is limited to a minimum of two escorts at all times. Its pen is kept at an exceptionally frigid temperature, due to its Spheniscidae-state. It is not allowed out of its pen under any circumstances.

Description: This entity stands at an approximate height of 0.4572 meters tall, it weighs 1.04326 kilograms, and its wingspan is 0.3048 meters. Subject appears to be an infantile Aptenodytes Forsteri. The subject has an affinity for edged weapons. This includes instances of eliminating 13 heavily armored foundation agents before being subdued. Although it is an animal, it ranges low in emotional and behavioral intelligence, but ranges abnormally high in strategic intelligence and aggression when tested. It is only capable of speech extending as far as the word "knife". This can be helpful to derive meaning from the inflection used. The most common alias for this particular specimen is simply: "Knife-Knife", which is an allusion to the single word it constantly repeats, and the only name it can call itself by. Each winglike appendage has the ability to fold around whatever is being gripped, a skill unseen in typical avians.

Since being detained it has shown increased aggression towards all personnel. Several escape attempts have been stopped. The first took place when it broke its blue plastic water bowl into several shards and used two of them to assault the dinner staff when its food bowl was being refilled. it was incapacitated but only after severing the jugular vein of a staff member and severing the Achilles of another. The first employee is currently undergoing critical procedures in the ICU, while the other may never walk right again. This has shown the subjects immense knowledge of human anatomy. making calculated attacks that are intended to seriously injure or worse. The second escape attempt took place around 00:05 AM when the subject was caught trying to tunnel into a light fixture in the ceiling. The subject had created a rudimentary tower out of chairs and a table to reach the fixture and had used small pieces of a plastic fork like a screwdriver. Fortunately, the subject appears harmless when not armed with an edged weapon. The subject did manage to escape during a containment breach of SCP-079. In this instance, the subject was eventually found with two foundation issue Smith and Wesson boot knives issued to all security officers. SCP-079 was apprehended after approximately thirty-six minutes and twelve seconds. The current subject was in a standoff with foundation officers for three hours after taking twelve staffers hostage and the event ended when the subject began executing hostages, nine were saved.

One of the most notable oddities about this particular subject is the way the aforementioned subject is put into a docile state. In extreme moments of chaos, the only way to prevent further harm coming to any staff or the physical area itself is to offer the subject unpackaged ice cream sandwiches. It is unclear as to why the subject is so utterly entranced with these delicacies (or if it is even considered healthy for the subject to be consuming so many), but after a brief consultation of the situation; personnel has concluded that it is in the research staffs best interests to offer up this snack to said subject with every meal.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. █████

Foreword: Portion of recorded interview transcript between SCP-XXXX and Dr. █████.

<Begin Log, 21:03>

Dr. █████: I got my PhD for this crap?

(muffled background noises)
Dr. █████: Fine, fine.
(muffled "oh my God")
Dr. █████: So-…you're a penguin. Tell me a little more about that.

SCP-XXXX: Knife-Knife.

Dr. █████: Yeah, I figured. Are we done, now?
<End Log, 21:04>

Closing Statement: Shortly after this interview occurred, Dr. █████ had a brief existential crisis, and swore to never interview SCP-XXXX again.