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TITLE-FORMATTED CELL	TITLE-FORMATTED CELL	TITLE-FORMATTED CELL
Center-aligned cell	Center-aligned cell	Center-aligned cell
Center-aligned cell	Center-aligned cell	Center-aligned cell

6000 concept

Email explains premise (SCP auto-writer/editor .aic)
Initial article produced by aic
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product
email chain 2
2nd article by aic
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product
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3rd article
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4th article (perfect)
Edit log with just page creation
Email informing editor of termination
(Structural unemployment is considered one of the two components of the natural rate of unemployment)

A guy with a really clean pool

Item #: SCP-XX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XX-A is to be held in a standard humanoid containment cell and fed intravenously. The property hosting SCP-XX-B has been purchased by a Foundation front company and is to be inhabited by at least a single security personnel under cover story 3-b ("New Homeowner"). SCP-XX-B is to remain covered outside of testing.

Description: SCP-XX refers to SCP-XX-A and SCP-XX-B and the link between them. SCP-XX-A is a 67-year-old human unable to orally ingest water. Any liquids introduced to SCP-XX-A via the mouth are fully dehydrated and have their water content transferred to SCP-XX-B.

SCP-XX-B is the pool formerly owned by SCP-XX-A. The water volume within SCP-XX-B has remained consistent since its discovery and is believed to be maintained by SCP-XX-A’s anomalous effects.¹ Objects typically perceived as not belonging in a pool (such as leaves, dirt, and insects) introduced into SCP-XX-B disappear and are transported into the stomach of SCP-XX-A to later be excreted. Except in the case of particularly large objects, SCP-XX-A has not expressed discomfort with this process.

Addendum 1:
Following the discovery of SCP-XX, a search of the property on which SCP-XX-B resides was conducted. Of note were a number of receipts and bills, the relevant contents of which are noted below.

PURCHASE MADE (QUANTITY)	DATE MADE
Payment for installation of pool	5/03/2006
Chlorine tablets (25kg)	5/28/2006
Pool filter (1)	5/31/2006
Filter pump (1)2	6/20/2006
Payment for twice weekly pool cleaning service3	7/15/2006
Payment for ash tree removal service4	7/27/2006
Hanging bug zappers (2)	7/27/2006
Automatic pool cleaner (1)	8/13/2006
Pool tarp	8/22/2006
Replacement pool filter (1)	5/26/2007
Filter pump (1)	6/23/2007
Copy of The Master's Guide to Manual Pool Maintenance5	6/26/2007
Pool skimmer	6/27/2007
Activated charcoal (0.5 kg)	6/30/2007
Replacement pool filter (1)	7/01/2007
Steel chain (14m)	7/01/2007
Whole trout (7)	7/01/2007
Glass doorknob (2)	7/01/2007
Fiber supplement (250g)	7/06/2007

SCP-XX-A has been described as amiable by interviewers. However, attempts to discuss the origin of SCP-XX-A's anomalous properties or spending habits have thus far been unsuccessful.

pool guy add-ons?

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Seeking Greenlights: No

Page Type: SCP Article

Page Layout: Brief containment procedures and description, followed by a table outlining the main SCP's purchase history.

Elevator Pitch: A man had turned himself into their pool's cleaning filter. Debris introduced to the pool is transported to their stomach, and any water that enters the mouth of the man is transported to the pool.

Central Narrative: Through a series of purchase records, the article will tell a story of a man who becomes increasingly obsessed with making sure their pool is as clean as possible, before eventually resorting to a ritual that goes wrong (or maybe right?), resulting in the anomaly.

Hook/Attention-Grabber:

Additional Notes:

Footnotes

1. As of the enactment of SCP-XX’s current containment procedures, SCP-XX-B’s water volume has been observed to decrease at a rate consistent with that of other non-anomalous pools in the area.

2. Of note is that the model indicated on the receipt is different from the one currently installed in SCP-XX-B

3. This payment occurs multiple times before abruptly ceasing on 8/13/2006

4. A tree stump is present near SCP-XX-B

5. Author and publisher unknown. The search for the book is ongoing.