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Item #: SCP-4182-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4182-J must be kept in a 3x3 meter windowless room with a reinforced steel door. No personnel are to enter the cell with any objects of personal value. Food is to be brought to SCP-4182-J 3 times a day on the cheapest platters available. If SCP-4182-J even thinks about leaving a class D will be sent in their chamber to slap the hecc is outta SCP-4182-J.

Description: SCP-4182-J is a thirteen (13) year old male from ████ ████ ████, ███ ████ who appears to have the ability to break every object he comes into contact with. He reports that he’s “SO SORRY ABOUT THAT! I didn’t mean to break it! I’m just kinda clumsy, hehe!” He apparently has no Idea how or when his anomalous properties manifested.

SCP-4182-J was first discovered when on a camping trip. He says he went to the nearest out house to use the bathroom. Witnesses say that when he touched the door handle, the entire outhouse collapsed. SCP-4182-J was standing at the scene, looking down at the outhouse in shock, still holding the door handle. One of our staff members who just so happened to be on vacation in the same area, (deus ex machina), approached SCP-4182-J and asked if he was alright. SCP-4182-J responded with a quick nod and was escorted back to his campground. The operative reported shaking SCP-4182-J’s hand. After the handshake, the operative’s watch shattered. SCP-4182-J was then taken into the custody of the SCP foundation.

While in the questioning room, SCP-4182-J put his hands on the table, and the table immediately collapsed. SCP-4182-J was classed Keter after an incident involving a cat, six (6) markers, a supercomputer, and Dr. Gerald (AKA SCP-666-J). The incident caused the damage of eight (8) EF5 tornadoes, and destroyed Site-██. He was then moved as far away from Dr. Gerald as possible and was assigned his current living quarters.

Addendum 1: Oh man, I am soooooo sorry for that. I had no Idea that [Redacted]! Whatever. Oh well, the past is in the past right? - Matt ██████ - AKA SCP-4182-J

Addendum 2: There were over ██ casualties! - Dr. Lewis ███████