Tirimid

SCP-???? - The Decoy Lab
OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID

DESCRIPTION

SCP-????
SCP-???? Is a sentient branch of the SCP foundation facilities. SCP-????'s internal structure does not match any of those from actual facilities acknowledged by foundation staff, so it is unknown how and why it formed with such resemblance to SCP sites. SCP-???? Has similar structure to most general sites, as it has 3 distinct zones - them being the light containment zone, heavy containment zone, and entrance zone. It does not have a surface zone, instead having a direct entrance to the EZ via a keycard based airlock system labelled "SITE-BRAVO6 AIRLOCK ENTRANCE" in large yellow spray-painted letters. The lettering occasionally changes to say "SITE-BRAVO6 PRIMARY AIRLOCK" at random intervals. SCP-???? Does not contain any other SCP subjects other than SCP-????-A despite having containment chambers which seem to mirror those of actual facility branches. SCP-???? Seems to experience frequent and intentional changes in its layout, sometimes trapping foundation personnel inside a room by removing the door. It does not seem to change when human subjects are not present within it (this was also testing with various birds and dogs, which didn't produce results).

SCP-????-A
SCP-????-A appears to be an SCP-SITE19 facility guard - the key difference being that SCP-????-A shows absolutely no signs of sentience, frequently going back to where they came from, running into walls, and using keycards on doors that do not require them. All known instances of SCP-????-A are currently inside the only known instance of SCP-????. None of them have shown signs of attempting escape (possibly because they are not sentient). SCP-????-A is the only SCP subject located inside SCP-????, with all of them located in SCP-????'s light or heavy containment zones. While they carry weapons that seem to be copies of weapons currently in use at official SCP sites, they seem to not have knowledge of how to use them, and present no threat as of now. The only word that SCP-????-A has ever spoken in front of foundation personnel visiting the anomaly was "out", spoken with no accent or mistakes, with every "out" sounding exactly the same (this was confirmed with spectrogram based analysis).

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEURES

SCP-????
Due to the full size of SCP-???? Not currently being known at the moment, it is not reasonable to contain the subject until this information is available. While SCP-???? Has been confirmed to shift its internal structure, it has not been observed to move its physical location. Facility personnel are currently debating whether or not containment would be necessary. In case of SCP-???? Being confirmed to change its physical location, SHIFT-???? PROTOCOL has been created. SHIFT-???? PROTOCOL includes assigning more members towards the team and conducting faster scale research into the size of SCP-???? So containment can be successfully established. During SHIFT-???? PROTOCOL, squads of 6 class-D personnel (fitted with gps trackers) are to roam through the facility until a dead end, at which point they must return.

SCP-????-A
All known instances (of which there are 64) of SCP-????-A have shown that they are not willing to leave SCP-????, and not capable of doing so even if they wanted to. As long as SCP-???? Is present at its current location, containment is deemed unnecessary by a majority vote of 87.4% - all votes came from the team assigned to keep watch over SCP-???? And include scientists and MTF members. In the possibility of SCP-????-A gaining sentience, SHIFT-???? PROTOCOL is to be initiated even if SCP-???? Has not moved. As a safety precaution, at least 8 MTF members are to be inside SCP-???? at any given moment, so that instances of SCP-????-A can be neutralised in a timely manner if necessary.

LOG - INTERVIEW WITH "CHUCK WAGONNER" (CW), DISCOVERER OF SCP-????

note: It is unknown as to how CW found out about SCP-???? Or even the SCP foundation, as they are not a member of any official foundation sites - and are not authorised to have this information.

CW: "So what we talkin' bout jimmy?"
SCP AGENT: "You very well know exactly what we are talking about."
CW: "Well maybe I know a bit about your lil' facility thing but…"
SCP AGENT: "How did you find SCP-????, and why do you know about us?"
CW: "Look, its insider information as to how i know about your organization…"
SCP AGENT: "How did you know about SCP-???? CW?"
CW: "Okay, okay… i was strollin' down a beach, and i see some weird yellow writin' on a big metal thing. Obviously it peaks my curiosity, and I check it out."
SCP AGENT: "How did you know it was an SCP then?"
CW: "I told you moron, insider information."
SCP AGENT: "Do you know anything else about the SCP foundation?"
CW: "Nope! I'm as clueless as can be!"
SCP AGENT: "Yeah… Something tells me thats a lie"
CW: "Look, wheres the exit. I'm goin', this place blows."
SCP AGENT: "You will be put into an temporary induced coma and given amnestics when you leave."
CW: "you think I care? I just wanna go home!"

End of interview, subject refused to cooperate and it was deemed futile to ask more questions.

ADDENDUM-1
A sample of SCP-???? Was tested by Dr. Darney on September 10th. Several parts were tested: walls, floors, ceilings, and doors. All of them (except for doors) produced anomalous results. Walls and floors were shown to be at least 730 years old - and ceilings were shown to be at least 4300 years old. These tests were performed 5 times per sample and always produced similar results. Personnel assigned to SCP-???? Are discussing containment procedures for SCP-???? And SCP-????-A.