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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX, when not in use, is to be kept in a secure storage container. Any personnel attempting to use SCP-XXXX must have a reading-level comprehension of an additional language to any they may know before interaction.

SCP-XXXX has been recalled from all major shopping centers and storefronts, both physical and online, under the false pretense of containing a computer virus. Any reported instance of SCP-XXXX is to be investigated and confiscated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of CD's containing a language learning software. The discs themselves have no anomalous properties, and function as normal. Upon starting the application on the disc, a login screen will appear. Instead of asking for login credentials as expected, the user will be asked for their first and last name. Under that, a drop-down menu will ask for the desired language.
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