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CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-5083

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: [SCP-5083 is made and stored in a laboratory in site-4. It is contained in a cryogenic chamber in shatter proof glass vials. Two armed guards stand in front of the locked entrance to the chamber at all times.]

Description: [SCP-5083 is a synthetic biochemical agent with anti-aging properties, as well as memetic mind control capabilities. Dosages of SCP-5083 can occasionally cause severe side effects. Subjects exposed to the material will experience one of four possible reactions explained below]

Addendum: [Exposure to SCP-5083 causes one of four recorded responses.
Type A: Normal Response, Subjects should be re-dosed every 6-12 months
Type B: Self Destruct, Subjects must immediately be taken into custody and monitored for fourteen days, in instances where this is not possible, subjects must immediately be terminated.
Type C: Agitation and Erratic Behavior, Subjects must be immediately dosed with SCP-5083a, and monitored for 48-72 hours, subjects may be dosed with an isotope of SCP-5083, SCP-5083c.
Type D: Reality Bend, all witnesses and the subject must immediately be given an amnestetic agent, all records of the dosage must be expunged, and an alternate explanation for any anomalous events must be provided.]