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A front-on shot of SCP-42069-J

Item #: SCP-42069-J

Object Class: Blazin'

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-42069-J is to be worn by Class-D personnel at all times. Failure to do so will result in all personnel at the site where SCP-42069-J currently resides being an absolute square.

Description: SCP-42069-J consists of 3 (three) parts; SCP-42069-J-1, SCP-42069-J-2, and SCP-42069-J-3. SCP-42069-J-1 is a pair of sunglasses, bearing a pixelated shape and a few pixelated decals on the lenses. Upon wearing SCP-42069-J-1, the subject will pull SCP-42069-J-2 and SCP-42069-J-3 out of 2 (two) different pockets on their clothing and will proceed to use SCP-42069-J-3 to light SCP-42069-J-2 and smoke it.

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