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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-JAHCOBY is to be contained in a 9m x 9m x 9m containment cell fitted with a fully functioning lavatory. The room must contain a mirror spanning the length of one side of the lavatory, and should be 1m tall for viewing pleasure of SCP-JAHCOBY. 3 armed personnel must be assigned to surveillance of said organism during its awake hours; Surveillance of SCP-JAHCOBY during its slumber hours is not required, as it has yet to break its constant sleep duration of 9 hours, 15 minutes, and 36 seconds.
SCP-JAHCOBY taking a narcissistic picture of itself shortly after the shock vest failed to contain it. See Addendum JAHCOBY.1 for more details.
SCP-JAHCOBY should also be wearing a 30 amp shock vest disguised as a commercial cotton t-shirt at all times. Should it show any attempts of ripping and/or taking off the article of clothing, assigned personnel should administer a shock to deter it from doing so.
In addition, a smartphone must be given to SCP-JAHCOBY if it is missing one. Every smartphone must go through procedure Isolate, which effectively converts the smartphone into a photographic device.
Description: SCP-JAHCOBY is a male homo sapien measuring 1.91m in height. Medical scans show no internal or external anomalies, apart from third degree burns on both of its legs. Previous interviews with SCP-JAHCOBY showed no progress in determining the cause of these burns, as it was extremely reluctant in conversing on the subject. SCP-JAHCOBY is estimated to be 16 years of age, but medical scans are not conclusive, and it was again reluctant to answer any questions about its age.
SCP-JAHCOBY was initially discovered in the bathroom stalls of █████████ █████ High, a highschool located in the secluded town of █████████, Idaho. Reports of a "overly narcissistic teenager" were intercepted by the foundation, and class C personnel were sent to the targeted location for capture. It now resides in Research Site 15-Omega.
SCP-JAHCOBY's anomalous properties include it taking multiple pictures of itself every minute when a device capable of photography is at hand. Observations of SCP-JAHCOBY while it manifested theses behaviors show a clear preference for taking pictures of itself shirtless. Data retrieved from the smartphone used by SCP-JAHCOBY after its first day of containment on 2019/██/██ show 1400 photos taken of itself.
SCP-JAHCOBY shows a clear reluctance in taking pictures of itself when it is wearing a cotton t-shirt of any color; Tests done on SCP-JAHCOBY showed that when forced to wear a t-shirt for a day, photos taken on the smartphone provided have dropped by up to 98.8%. Security Level 2 Research personnel have made the decision to require a t-shirt to be worn on SCP-JAHCOBY at all times starting as of 2020/██/█ in hopes of saving the smartphone's storage space, and ultimately reducing the foundation's maintenance cost of the creature. The shock vest t-shirt was later developed by Dr. Edmonson, the head researcher assigned to SCP-JAHCOBY, to prove an efficient method of containing the object. This method has failed once, and a video log was later recovered of the incident.
Addendum JAHCOBY.1: The following transcript was recovered from a video log shortly after the interview between Dr. Edmonson and SCP-JAHCOBY derailed after it resisted the shock of the t-shirt.
Update as of 9/20/19: SCP-JAHCOBY has been terminated in attempts to breach the US Government's base known as Area 51 after a uncunclusive breach from 15-Omega. He has been laid to rest in the Containment Cemetery for Humanoid SCP's.
