SCP-D-I-C-K

SCP-🍆-j

Object Class: Safe Keter! Very bad very bad indeed

Description: hmm, yes I’ll start with the description first, well umm I guess… oh yes! I know, ok so… this scp is gonna be hard, yes hard! It’s gonna be very long and very thicc. Not to mention squishy too! Ah yess and actually I’m gonna call it… D, yes D and I and C and I’m gonna throw in a K.

SCP 🍆-j **SCP-D-I-C-K

Special Containment Procedures: Now! Let me make this very clear! No holes allowed! Only squares! Squares! Squares! Squares! (For more information see interview below)

Interviewed: SCP-D-I-C-K

Interviewer: Mrs ███ of the Ethics Committee

Foreword: Mrs ███ proceeds to interview SCP-D-I-C-K

<Begin Log>

Interviewer: umm… hello? So, how are you?

Person: (in a deep male voice) Oh [EXPLETIVE]! I’ve gotta boner!

** Interviewer:** Excuse me?.. what do you mean?

<End Log>

Closing Statement: After the incident Mrs ███ was what seemed to be pregnant, but was far more painful. Before giving birth she was treated by the Plauge fellow. (See here http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j)