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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard secure locker, within a standard humanoid containment cell in Site-XX's secure medical wing. SCP-XXXX-1 is to be kept in the same cell, and provided with nursing care that is typical for a human in a vegetative state.

SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 should not be farther than 2m apart for longer than one minute, unless SCP-XXXX-1 is put on life support. Under no circumstances should SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 come into physical contact.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a "██████" automotive GPS navigation device with a slightly cracked screen. SCP-XXXX cannot be powered by any source unless it is within a 2m radius of SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a 92-year-old Caucasian female, 1.5m in height and 43kg in weight, who has been identified as Namey McNameface, formerly of Somewhere, US. If SCP-XXXX-1 is separated from SCP-XXXX by more than 2 meters, it will spontaneously cease all brain function, which cannot be restored by any normal means - technically suffering brain death. However, this can be reversed by moving the two objects back into proximity. Since SCP-X-1 displays no other anomalous healing abilities, invulnerability, or immortality - apart from a moderately decelerated aging process - it must be put on life support to prevent permanent damage to other body systems if the objects are kept apart for an extended time.

Even when not "brain dead", SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be in a persistent vegetative state with minimal brain activity, although analysis finds no signs of brain damage. Despite being unresponsive to stimuli and otherwise immobile, every 30 seconds SCP-XXXX-1 will utter the word "recalculating" in a voice that seems to belong to a much younger woman.

When SCP-XXXX is connected to a power source while within 2m of SCP-XXXX-1, the device will turn on and begin to continuously emit the voice of an elderly woman at high volume. If an address is entered into the GPS, no route will be displayed on the map, but the voice will provide turn-by-turn navigation directions and driving advice in addition to its ongoing commentary. The directions will unerringly lead to the requested address by the fastest possible route, regardless of whether the address or any roads along the fastest possible route still exist.