Picture off a brick wall SCP-5036 has inhabited.
Item #: SCP-5036
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5036 is to be contained in a 1.8 m x 1.8 m x 1.8 m chamber with 30cm reinforced lead plate. the chamber should be filled with a translucent liquid to not allow the use of its Semi-teleportation. Cameras should be placed in the wall to prevent SCP-5036 from destroying them.
Any contact with SCP-5036 is strictly prohibited. Unless by order of the site manager. Due to the effect it has on humans. When conducting an interview please note that certain words send it into an agitated state. These words include not funny, stop it, and quiet.
Description: SCP-5036 is a humanoid entity measuring approximately 2.0 meters in height. The subject shows signs of heavy activity and little malnutrition. Torso seems to be twisted and flipped so that the shoulder blades seem to be on the front of its body.
SCP-5036 seems to show signs of being highly intelligent and brain scans show that it has about 5 times the normal brain activity of a normal human. SCP-5036 also seems to have a sense of its surroundings and is aware of modern technology and professions. Signs of this are but not limited to; SCP-5036 waving at the cameras then smashing them, Imitating calling someone, and Imitating other human professions.
SCP-5036 Seems to have a sense of humor. which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B). It seems to like to toy with humans trying to scare then and move things around to make them confused. When SCP-5036 is done playing with a human it rips his/hers head off and stores it. The location of where it stores these heads is not yet known.
SCP-5036 Has the ability to Teleport into any solid object taller than or wider than 2.0 meters. This usually being walls and Couches. There is only 1 way to tell if SCP-5036 is inside an object, on the bottom left of an object SCP-5036 has taken the form of is a small smiley face usually with its tongue sticking out. This smiley face can vary in size from 1 cm to 5 m depending on the size of the object and the form.
The color of this smiley face will usually be blackexcept for special instances where it is red. (Example shown above.) (More sizes and colors have yet to be determined.)
Addendum: SCP-5036 was found in a suburban house terrorizing its patrons. When the recovery team arrived they came to see headless bodies spread throughout the floor. Agent█████ heard laughter from the 2nd floor and saw SCP-5036 holding multiple heads. Agent█████ stated “Shut up we're brin…. Agent█████ head was ripped clean off but while SCP-5036 was busy admiring the new head it had contained.
<Begin Log, skip to 01h-51m-03s»
Dr.██████: Why do you laugh when I ask you where you stored the heads
SCP-5036: HAHA… Because you.
Dr.██████: please speak up.
SCP-5036: You will die before you find them
Dr.██████: I can't take this anymore all it does is laugh and mock me. It thinks it is funny. It is far from funny it’s …
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Dr.██████ had his head ripped off as soon as he could comprehend what he said






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