SCP-XXXX - Title Discovered to Exist RIGHT HERE!
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6 tips to help YOU contain SCP-XXXX. #4 will SHOCK you!

Could the outbreak of SCP-XXXX possibly be contained? Experts say “unlikely.”

Foundation frantically scours the globe to retrieve copies of THIS ANOMALY!

Could AMNESTICS help to contain the spread of SCP-XXXX? You WON'T BELIEVE THE TRUTH!

Amnestics deemed “NOT ENOUGH” by Foundation staff? - What’s next?

SCP-XXXX TO BE REMOVED BY FOUNDATION WHEREVER IT SHOWS UP

Everything about SCP-XXXX the Foundation DOESN’T want you to know!

Could SCP-XXXX be manifesting in YOUR works of literature? Read more to find out.

THE ATTACK OF THE HEADLINES! Think YOU can find these HIDDEN MESSAGES in written media?

Experts say SCP-XXXX can appear in ANY existing work of literature - What could this mean for YOU and YOUR loved ones?

CLICKBAIT HEADLINE FOUND IN COPY OF THE WEALTH OF NATIONS???

How could these 4 blogs containing mysterious headlines be affecting written media as we know it?

“How did THIS HEADLINE get into MY ESSAY? Click here for more,” Denver high school boy claims.

SCP-XXXX discovered to be “memetic hazard”

Doctors say ANY MENTION of SCP-XXXX could be altered. Find out how.

Thought you could escape the effects of SCP-XXXX using spoken words? Think again.

Foundation doctors found SCREAMING headlines at one another as attempts to discuss SCP-XXXX continue

“The MEMETIC HAZARD that spreads through words like a VIRUS!” Foundation doctor announces.

COULD THIS BE THE END OF COMMUNICATION?

Could we be headed towards a “memetic apocalypse?” The answer may surprise you.

THE INTERVIEW THAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Interviewed: Paul Bennett

Interviewer: Doctor Anna Vatett

IS THIS FOREWORD EVEN REAL??? We want to know EXACTLY how this man from Colorado was affected by SCP-XXXX - Can we get any more information about this "memetic hazard?"

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Dr. Vatett: It's nice to meet you, Mr. Bennett.

Paul: It's nice to meet you too, doctor. It's good to be talking to a professional. I just wish we were talking about something fun.

Dr. Vatett: It comes with the territory. Let me know when you're ready to proceed.

Paul is seen taking a deep breath

Paul: No time like the present, I guess.

"We talked with THE Paul Bennett of the Washington Post to get a better idea of this whole SCP-XXXX situation," says Foundation researcher

Colorado Man says "Headlines everywhere! Is THIS what a Trump Presidency looks like?"

"Man from Colorado claims SCP-XXXX MAY have something to do with politics," Dr. Vatett reports

Paul Bennett tells us "Is mass media taking over? 7 crazy facts about how YOU might be a victim."

"Too true! These facts about SCP-XXXX may have you thinking twice about engaging in social media!" Foundation researcher warns

"The dangers of unmoderated news outlets are real! Click here to find out why," Washington Post journalist Paul Bennett says

Strange Doctor from SCP Foundation asks "Do all of us risk exposure to this 'memetic hazard' just by listening to friends and neighbors talking about it?"

Paul Bennett of the Washington Post says "Paul Bennett of the Washington Post says that it may be too late for some communities exposed to SCP-XXXX."

"Sobering new report comes in about SCP-XXXX: "It may be too late." Washington Post journalist has more details," Dr. Vatett reports

"Colorado Man says he is 'afraid' for the future of news," says Colorado Man

Man can be seen SHAKING as he talks about the future of headlines

"SHOCKING! Washington Post journalist warns of an apocalyptic future in regards to news sources!" Foundation Researcher says as expert CRIES in front of her

"Foundation declares APOCALYPSE! This could be the end as we know it!" apocalypse expert says

"3 things you NEED to do before the end of the world," says harbinger of the apocalypse, Dr. Vatett

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Dr. Vatett was separated from the interview and given a therapy session. Paul Bennett was administered a Class-C amnestic and released from Foundation custody.

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