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List of Anomalous Phrases Contained in SCP-XXXX

These anomalous effects persist for twelve hours, by the individual's reckoning. Experiments with relativity and cryostasis are pending O5 approval.

A Dozen a Dime
- removes one coin at random from the subject's possession and manifests eleven copies of the subject. These copies share the same physiology, memories, personality, and capabilities of the subject. Doctors [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] are not, under any circumstances and in no uncertain terms, to be made aware of this.

Words Speak Louder than Actions, for Actions Cannot Speak
- subject becomes anomalously persuasive, though cannot convince another to do something impossible, (i.e. "jump to the moon," "kill SCP-682").

Embarking up the Wrong Tree
- subject gains knowledge of the nearest entrance to Provisional Site-46

Beating Off the Bush
- subject sets off towards the nearest member of the prominent Bush political family and proceeds to [REDACTED].

Bull of China's Hope
- subject gains immense physical strength and unshakeable belief in the Mandate of Heaven, attempting to establish their own imperial sect. (When Dr. Smith did this, it felt racist. - Dr. Zhang)

Quitting Cold Crocodile
- summons a meal of grilled crocodile meat, though it is room temperature. Subjects say, "well, one more time won't kill me." Upon finishing the meal, subjects invariably remark that it "always tastes sort of like chicken." These phrases are spoken whether or not the subject has eaten crocodile before.

Curiosity Filled the Cat
- an obese cat will manifest from the nearest unobserved point and come sit in the lap of the subject. If the subject asks it a question, it will look intensely into the subject's eyes for several seconds before seeming to give up, and returns to its position.

Don't Count Your Chickens Before Thy Hatch
- subject is immediately encased in an shell of an indeterminate white material, visually identical to a chicken's egg shell, which cannot be broken by any currently known means. After six hours, the subject will emerge as an idealized version of themselves, at the peak of health, having gained an average of 83 IQ points. This condition will decay over the following six hours until they have reverted to their original state.

Dropping like Fries
- 88% of cases manifest a miniature cloud that will rain lightly salted french fries upon the subject. The remaining 12% of cases, boiling fryer oil will rain down instead.

Even a Broken Clock is Right Once You Fix It
- subject gains intimate knowledge and ability regarding machinery and is able to create great feats of mechanical engineering, particularly regarding clockwork or other time-related technology

Everything but the Kitchen Sinks
- a great chasm opens up in the earth, swallowing every part of a structure but the kitchen. After 12 hours, the structure itself appears instantly, but personnel and all items inside suffer damage as if having fallen for several miles.

Fight Fire with Firefighters
- a variable number of appropriate individuals are compelled to aid the subject with a singular problem they face. The ones summoned by this means range from custodial staff to therapists to SCP-[REDACTED].

Great Mind Thinks Alike
- 88% of the time, subject's speech, writing, and other forms of communication will become extremely disjointed. 12% of the time, subject will enter a state of incorporeality, where they can view the minds of every entity that has viewed, interacted with, or otherwise acknowledged the existence of the subject in the last 12 days. Subject is able to communicate telepathically with these entities, though natural telepaths have been known to retaliate with substantial force.

Happy as a Lamb
- subject may choose a variable number of individuals who will commit ritual suicide in the name of the subject. Natural antimemes and those under antimemetic effects are immune to the compulsion, as well as those who cannot die.

How Don't You Like Them Apples?
- a basket of visibly rotten apples will appear next to the subject, who will gorge themselves on the apples presumably until they finish the basket or, presumably, until death. Upon finishing the basket, the subject will begin weeping and will request something with which to write. Subjects will sit in silence with these materials, frequently appearing to begin writing, but will invariably fail to mark anything down. Researcher Hopper managed to type out the letter "I" on a supplied typewriter before collapsing into tears.

I Die With My Little Eye
- induces a panic attack in sapient entities who make eye contact with the subject. Natural antimemes and those under antimemetic effects are immune to the condition, as well as those who cannot feel fear.

In the Brick of Time
- subject falls catatonic for 11 hours and 48 minutes, entering a state similar to REM sleep. Upon waking up, they will immediately begin speaking. This speech is cognitohazardous, and is to be recorded but not listened to.