Trashman 3: Just for laughs
These are just for laughs, I won't actually post any of these (or maybe I will…?)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Item Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a caucasian male estimated to be thirty to fourty years old. SCP-XXXX will most commonly manifest near canals in and around the city of Bristol, United Kingdom. SCP-XXXX is known to manifest near other potentially fatal ledges but is a considerably rare occurrence. SCP-XXXX will attempt to forcefully push individuals off the nearest ledge available. SCP-XXXX prefers to target individuals under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or are somehow less likely to swim out of the water.






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