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Clearance Level 2: Clearance
Containment Class: safe
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Disruption Class: #/vlam
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SCPBAG

SCP-XXXX shortly after containment.

SCPBAG

SCP-XXXX shortly after containment.

Special Containment Procedures: . SCP-XXXX is to be kept in the cafeteria of Site-76. Contents of SCP-XXXX can be eaten by personnel as a substitute to Foundation-provided meals. POI-XXXX is to be kept in a standard containment cell in Site-76. Identification and containment of POI-XXXX-1 is to be considered a Level 2 priority for all Foundation personnel in the Midwest region.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to an unmarked paper bag. SCP-XXXX is capable of materializing sandwiches when a hand of a subject is inside. The sandwich can consist of varying ingredients (records of sandwiches taken from SCP-XXXX can be found in Document-XXXX-1) but usually contains some type of bread, meat, and condiment, although exceptions have broken this rule.

SCP-XXXX was contained on 01/18/2019 when a video was posted on their Instagram account showing POI-XXXX pulling multiple sandwiches out of SCP-XXXX. Foundation webcrawlers embedded at Instagram was soon alerted and scrubbed the video. POI-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 were contained by Foundation agents.

Sample from Document-XXXX-1:

Date (in DD/MM/YY format) Components POI-XXXX disposition Notes
20/01/19

Salami, brie, mayonaise, and white bread

 Nothing of note N/A
03/02/19

Chocolate spread and rainbow sprinkles on toasted brioche bread

 POI-XXXX noted to be in good mood. When prompted, POI-XXXX remarked that it was his anniversary. First instance of sandwich being sweet in nature.
14/02/19

Smoked salmon, dijon mustard, and iceberg lettuce on white bread.

 Nothing of note. N/A
25/02/19

Roast beef, red onions, and crushed Bismuth subsalicylate1 on rye bread.

 POI-XXXX suffered minor indigestion from breakfast rations. First instance of SCP-XXXX-1 producing non-food items
02/03/19

Peanut butter and apple jelly on French bread

 POI-XXXX spent majority of day sleeping. Suprisingly tasty. - Senior Researcher Hammet

Interview with POI-XXXX:

Interviewed: POI-XXXX

Interviewer: Junior Researcher Joshua Grant

Foreword: POI-XXXX behaved cordially towards staff, despite their containment. In order to maintain efficient relations, POI-XXXX's interview took place under the pretenses that they would be released and compensated for their time pending an interview for an ongoing FBI investigation, with Foundation staff posing as a branch dedicated to the investigation of "paranormal" items.

<Begin Log>

Grant: This is Joshua Grant interviewing POI-XXXX three days after retrieval and containment. How are your accommodations POI-XXXX?

POI-XXXX: The mattress has some weird brown stains, but I will say the cell is a lot better than some hotels I've been to, heh. By the way, you can just call me John, none of this "pee oh eye" stuff.

Grant: Noted, John. Could you please tell me how you came upon SCP-XXXX?

POI-XXXX: Hmm?

Grant: The bag.

POI-XXXX: Sure, so for the past couple of years I've worked at a high school janitor, doesn't pay well, but as a high school dropout you take what you can.

Grant: Dropout?

POI-XXXX: Yeah, my mother, she got sick near the start of my sophomore year. Took a week off from school to help her, but then she just got worse, and I was never able to go back. She passed a few months back.

Grant: Sorry to hear that.

POI-XXXX: Thanks, means a lot.

Grant: If I may ask, can you answer my previous question?

POI-XXXX: Yeah, I was in the school's cafeteria about a year ago, mopping the floor and stuff when I strike up a conversation with a kid in…freshman year I think?2

<End Log>

Closing Statement: The child (Henceforth classified as POI-ZZZZ) mentioned by POI-XXXX shows the characteristics of an emerging reality bender. I recommend POI-XXXX to be tagged, amnestized, and sent back to their job in order to locate POI-ZZZZ. - Junior Researcher Grant
Granted. - Senior Researcher Liu

Incident-XXXX-1: On 17/04/2020, POI-XXXX was released after being treated with Class C amnestics, and was deposited at its place of residence in order to locate POI-ZZZZ3. Approximately five days after being released from Foundation custody, POI-XXXX perished on the ███████ ████ Middle School campus. Camera footage shows POI-XXXX collapsing on the floor while working. During POI-XXXX's autopsy, it was noted that nervous system in POI-XXXX was not present, the removal of said system is theorized to be the cause of death. The body of POI-XXXX has been transferred to cold storage for later burial.

Five hours after the death of POI-XXXX, Junior Researcher Grant sampled a sandwich from SCP-XXXX and perished. Analysis of the sandwich revealed that traces of cyanide were present within the bread. All sandwiches since have included a lethal item in its contents (sandwiches have included items such as thumbtacks, arsenic, and antifreeze). SCP-XXXX has been transferred to a standard storage locker in Site-73 for further study.

Addendum-XXXX-1:
On 18/09/2021, POI-XXXX was taken out of cold storage, cremated, and buried in Site-76. Following the cremation, SCP-XXXX ceased to produce sandwiches and instead produced a bouquet of white lilies. When the lilies exit the vicinity4 of POI-XXXX's ashes, they will quickly wilt and die.

On 21/09/2021, it was discovered that the ashes were transferred to a marble urn inside the storage locker housing SCP-XXXX. On the urn is a bronze plaque inscribed with the phrase "Thank you for everything." No record of the urn exists on Foundation databases. Currently, the contents of SCP-XXXX have yet to return to normal.

for future reference https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/f0441fc5-3e71-4e43-9926-a2844597f694

[Interviewer nods his head]

POI-XXXX: That was actually where I went to school there when I was a kid, got into some trouble there- fights, drugs, that sort of thing. Had to repeat eighth grade after breaking a classmate's rib. It was surreal to walk around there again now that I was all grown up. My old English teacher even remembered me, I barely recognized her, so that was a-

Grant: I don't mean to interrupt John, but could you answer my question?

POI-XXXX: Sorry, tend to ramble. So I was friendly with all the kids, but there was one kid, can't believe I forgot his name5, who really stuck with me. I never really saw him talking with the other kids, so I'd sit at a bench with him during lunch and just talk. Turns out we both have a liking for sour cream and onion chips, so I'd bring an extra pack of those with me every day. It was around a year that the arrangement continued, me bringing chips and sitting with him. He gave me it roughly around late May, about the time the school year was wrapping up. He came up to me and gave me the bag, said he made it as thanks. It was a weird gift, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I took it home, and that's when I found out the whole infinite sandwich business. Shortly after that, you guys came and I haven't seen him since.

[Grant was instructed via earpiece to inquire more about the child.]

Grant: Why did you bond with this child specifically?

POI-XXXX: I was an only child growing up, Mom left when I was four, and my dad was so busy all the time. My friends at school- they were my first real familyNow I'm no saint, but when I got hired I tried to make sure that the kids going there now wouldn't have to experience what I went through. I'd break up fights and help kids with homework where I could, I'd even-

Grant: What was the home life like of this child?

POI-XXXX: Pretty hard, never got to meet the parents myself, but the kid would tell me enough about them enough for me to get a good picture. They were some pretty crappy parents, sometimes he'd come to school without any food at all, so I'd try to pack an extra sandwich for him whenever I could. I wish I could've done more though, he's a good kid.

Grant: Thank you, John, I don't have any more questions. It was a pleasure talking to you.

POI-XXXX: No problem, my door is always open, metaphorically obviously.

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monument

Location of SCP-5642 phenomena.

Item #: SCP-5642

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Hidden security cameras have been installed to monitor the movements of all SCP-5642-A instances. The night cleaning shift of Monument Cafe is to be conducted by Mobile Task Force Theta-10 ("Deep In The Heart") under Foundation front company "Sam's Cleanliness Provider." Any SCP-5642-A instances found during this shift are to be disposed of in the diner's dumpster.

Description: SCP-5642 refers to a series of phenomena surrounding French fries within the property of Monument Cafe, a diner in the city of Georgetown, Texas.

While they are within the diner, French fries do not decompose or spoil, but can be consumed normally and destroyed with force. This phenomenon does not occur when French fries are inside the diner's dumpster.

The secondary phenomenon surrounding the French fries occurs from 10PM to 3AM. During this time, all French fries within the diner spontaneously manifest appendages that allow for bipedal movement and the grasping of objects. Further inspection has shown these appendages are made of potato starch and water. The way the structural integrity of said appendages is kept stable is unknown.

During this window of time, French fries (hereby referred to as SCP-5642-A instances) display a limited degree of sapience, and adopt characteristics and beliefs commonly associated with the Italian-American mafia.

Observation and study of SCP-5642-A instances during this period is difficult, as SCP-5642-A instances will attempt to evade capture, and often resort to smashing themselves against the ground if cornered.

Addendum-1: On 09/03/18, an SCP-5642-A instance (hereby referred to as SCP-5642-A-1) approached a member of Theta-10, reportedly "seeking freedom in exchange for information." SCP-5642-A-1 disclosed the location of the "Carlotti Family," a collection of SCP-5642-A instances based underneath the lower left table booth. As SCP-5642-A-1 was being questioned on the organizational structure of the "Family", several SCP-5642-A instances descended from the ceiling via string, and took SCP-5642-A-1 into the ceiling tiles. Attempts to track these SCP-5642-A instances were unsuccessful.

The following video was captured by Foundation cameras the following night.

[BEGIN LOG]

The bar of the diner is dark, the camera switches to night vision. Several SCP-5642-A instances are standing on top of the bar. SCP-5642-A-1 is unconscious and is being carried by two steak fries (SCP-5642-A-2 and SCP-5642-A-3 respectively); a plastic straw wrapper can be seen covering half of its body. A paper condiment cup is placed near the group, filled with ketchup. A fourth SCP-5642-A instance (SCP-5642-A-4) walks towards SCP-5642-A-1, and takes off the wrapper.

SCP-5642-A-1: What the hell, what is-

SCP-5642-A-4 punches SCP-5642-A-1.

SCP-5642-A-1: Jesus man, what was that for?

SCP-5642-A-4: Don't play dumb, we got eyes everywhere, I saw you talking to that copper.

SCP-5642-A-1 sighs.

SCP-5642-A-1: Writing's on the wall Johnny, you hear about Lazuto's gang? All of 'em wiped out last week by those cops, they're coming after us. In a couple of weeks the Boss is probably gonna spray his starch on the wall. The cracks are forming man, new age coming, I intend to live to see it.

SCP-5642-A-4: And you sold out your own so you could get a front row seat. You know, we swore an oath when we joined, rule fucking one, don't sell out the family. You're a dirty rat, I hope you fry in hell.

SCP-5642-A-1: Look at you now, all high and mighty, being the Boss' lapdog. Y'know I remember when you first came to us, weak and soggy, barely fresh out of the fryer, tryna' score a spot in the Family. You know who vouched for you out of the whole crew? No one except for me. I made you into what you are. I'm your only friend in this goddamn diner, and don't you forget it.

SCP-5642-A-4 turns away from SCP-5642-A-1.

SCP-5642-A-4: Friends don't matter in this business Tony, only family.

SCP-5642-A-2 and SCP-5642-A-3 dunk the top portion of SCP-5642-A-1 in the ketchup cup. SCP-5642-A-1 attempts to knock the cup over, but is held down by SCP-5642-A-2 and SCP-5642-A-3. SCP-5642-A-1 squirms, but after approximately four minutes, goes limp.

SCP-5642-A-4: Make it clean boys, I don't want to see his sorry face again.

[END LOG]

One hour later Foundation monitors detected the deep fryer in the kitchen turning on. When personnel entered the kitchen, the only object in the fryer was a solitary French fry.

Footnotes

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