"Tickerman"

SCP-XXXX-1 is a white Braun L2 Loudspeaker with an anomalously undying 400w halide lamp surrounded by a conical mirror, which fits the space where the bass head would be. It does not require electricity to run, and can produce sound as loud as 140 Db., even though the basshead and most original circuits inside are missing. At 1200 GMT, the lamp will turn on and produce SCP-XXXX-2 until 2400, where it will remain inactive until the next cycle.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a sentient shadow which can be observed with most clarity when the front of SCP-XXXX-1 is placed 10.5m from a flat singular tone wall. XXXX-2 is a humanoid shadow wearing a hooded tunic with long strings constantly growing and dissipating at the brim of the yoke and tip of the hood. The shadow can speak through SCP-XXXX-1 in a distorted and reverberated deep male voice. SCP-XXXX-2 can speak in English, Semitic, and ████████, and often advertises an unknown religion and products for sale in various and universal methods of currency (See Repetition Log XXXX-2-A).

SCP-XXXX-3 is a pair of equally sized and shaped black marble “cones” measuring 10.5cm in diameter at the bottom. These cones display 3 anomalous properties. The cones constantly point towards █████████, █████████, near Star Cluster NGC 1817. It is virtually impossible to move the cones more than 5m away from each other. Each cone contains a thick stripe of what is perceived to be atomic circuits, and contained components made of '1111' ferropnictides integrated with an unknown golden alloy. The purpose of SCP-XXXX-3 is anomalous transportation of the person holding on to both cones into Area XXXX-1-A, which is described by Mobile Task Force ██████ Lt. Y-340 as “like Earth, but unrealistic.” Once the cones are activated in Area XXXX-1-A, the subject will appear back in our plane, 1m behind SCP-XXXX-1.

+REPETITION LOG XXXX-2-A

“All sales within are trade-acceptable on request, but remember to pay the bearer on demand.”
“You may be interested in Žiczen’s newest import of the finest water possible. Fits all purposes.”
“The Shaar is approaching in [ Last stated time ███ days ], and this paradise shall become a battlefield in the Great Challenge. After Shaar has manifested, try to remember your friends, and in the darkness, find them. One Ring, to bring them all, of which you may purchase if you are not one with Žiczen.”