Log ID: 3301|050
Participants: Dr. Juniper and D-66310, Dr. Kelp and Agent Adams, Dr. Grayson and Juinor Researcher Higgins, Dr. Gooden and D-4550.
Game Board: Dr. Wondertainment Head Offices
Winner: Dr. Kelp and Agent Adams, Dr. Gooden and D-45501
Victory Condition: MR. COLLECTOR2 and MR. META3
Difficulty Setting: Euclid
Runtime: 2h 12m 14 seconds
Payout: 2.25 x2
Game Summary: [A summary of the SCP-3301 activation period]
Notable Cards Drawn:
[Examples of notable cards utilized in the game, see appropriate formatting below]
Audio Recording Transcript Excerpts
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Item Number: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Site-58 has been built around the ██████ Plaza strip mall in St. Cloud, Florida. As of 31/10/21, no possessive proper nouns are to be included in the store name on SCP-XXXX-1.
All further experimentation of SCP-XXXX is to be recorded in Experiment Log XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an empty storefront located in the ██████ Plaza strip mall in St. Cloud, Florida. SCP-XXXX-1 is a marquee with the words “by the Better Business Brothers” on its base and a set of marquee letters. When the letters are arranged inside the marquee to spell the name of a business, SCP-XXXX will enter its active phase morphing into a store relating to the name spelled on SCP-XXXX-1, hereafter referred to as an SCP-XXXX-2 instance. 3 to 7 days after the activation of SCP-XXXX, it will revert to its inactive state4.
SCP-XXXX-2 instances vary in size5, style, and involvement of the anomalous. Employees inside SCP-XXXX-2 instances utilize anomalous tools, abilities, and phenomena to perform their jobs.
Addendum XXXX-1 - Discovery Log:
SCP-XXXX was discovered on 1/9/21 after reports of people getting stuck outside a store for extended periods of time. The demanifestation of SCP-XXXX-2-1 was observed and Research Site-58 was built around SCP-XXXX over the course of the following month.
Addendum XXXX-1 - Experiment Log:
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-1
Date of Experiment: 16/8/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Super Quick Mart
Notable Anomalous Phenomena: Time inside SCP-XXXX-2-1 passed at 2x the base speed. Anyone leaving SCP-XXXX-2-1 was frozen in place for half as long as they were inside SCP-XXXX-2-1.
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-2
Date of Experiment: 16/9/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Susan's Selections Grocery Store
Notable Anomalous Properties: All employees had 2 meter long arms with a total of 5 elbow joints. All items for sale were suspended 3.2 meters off the ground. A sign reading “Need anything? Just ask. You choose your items, and we get them for you!” was at the entrance to SCP-XXXX-2-2. Any attempt to retrieve an item by Foundation agents was met with hostility and requests for agents to leave the store from employees. Agent Saylor discovered the only way to obtain an item was to ask an employee to retrieve it for you.
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-3
Date of Experiment: 24/9/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Begging for Bagels
Notable Anomalous Properties: All bagels present inside SCP-XXXX-2-3 were sentient and capable of low amounts of movement. When Agent Saylor ordered a bagel, the cashier proceeded to coax the bagel into the bag6 before handing it to Agent Saylor. For three hours following consumption of the bagel ordered from SCP-XXXX-2-3, Agent Saylor reported a churning in his stomach.
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-4
Date of Experiment: 29/9/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Get a Ghoti7
Notable Anomalous Properties: After purchasing a fish, Agent Saylor experienced an inability to shave the facial hair around his mouth and chin. Once the fish expired, Agent Saylor’s facial hair was shavable again.
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-6
Date of Experiment: 11/10/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Pirate Pete's Pirate Eats
Notable Anomalous Properties: All employees were incorporeal humanoids dressed in Pirate garb. After ordering the Scallywag Scallops and Cannonball Cocktail, Agent Saylor requested a take-out container to bring the food back to Site-58 for testing. Immediately after the request, all entities inside SCP-XXXX-2-6 grouped around Agent Saylor and aggressively escorted him out of SCP-XXXX-2-6.
Note: Agent Saylor had requested selecting the name on SCP-XXXX-1 for the following experiment which was granted.
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-7
Date of Experiment: 17/10/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Planetary Putt Putt Minigolf
Notable Anomalous Properties: During Agent Harris, Agent Saylor, and Agent Salomon's playthrough of the course, floating glowing disc “powerups" appeared throughout each hole. When an Agent hit their ball through a disc, one of three effects manifested and a disembodied baritone male voice shouted the powerup’s name.
“Multiball” Powerup: The golf ball splits into two balls half the size of the original ball. If a 5th “Multiball” powerup is triggered by the same ball, the ball disappears and a new ball appears at the start of the course.
“Speed Up” Powerup: For the rest of the hole, no matter the power put into the swing, the golf ball will start out rolling at 13 meters per second.
“Free Retry” Powerup: After hitting this disc, at any time after their shot, the player may shout “Activate Retry!” which causes their ball to disappear and reappear where they took their last shot.
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-9
Date of Experiment: 24/10/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Just Pas-Sun Through Sun Tanning Salon
Notable Anomalous Properties: Upon entering SCP-XXXX-2-9, the employee at the front desk instructed Agent Saylor to sit in the waiting room. Over the course of an hour in the waiting room, Agent Saylor's skin tanned to the equivalent of 2-3 weeks worth of tans in a tanning bed. Agent Saylor was quote "Excited to get a great beach bod just in time for fall!"
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-11
Date of Experiment: 31/10/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Harry’s Halloween Costume Emporium
Notable Anomalous Properties: During Agent Saylor's first sweep of SCP-XXXX-2-11 no anomalous activity was recorded. Seeing no employees in SCP-XXXX-2-11 Agent Saylor attempted to retrieve a costume to check it for anomalous properties. When Agent Saylor attempted to grab a costume, all costumes inside the store became animate and assaulted Agent Saylor. By the time rescue efforts cleared SCP-XXXX-2-11 Agent Saylor had died.
Note: For all further experimentation involving SCP-XXXX, no possessive proper nouns are to be included in the store name on SCP-XXXX-1.
Instance Number: SCP-XXXX-2-12
Date of Experiment: 14/11/21
Name on SCP-XXXX-1: Forget-me-not Funeral Home
Notable Anomalous Properties: Agent Saylor's funeral was scheduled for inside SCP-XXXX-2-12. During Agent Saylor’s funeral service, many family members and friends of Agent Saylor manifested in the funeral hall. Records of all attending persons showed them to be at their respective homes during the service.






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