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Item Name: Laser Removal

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The nature of SCP-XXXX makes it self-containing. It manifests as a room which appeared on site-15 on █/█/██. The machine inside the room, (SCP-XXXX-1) will not move outside of the room. No tests surrounding object removal are permitted to use an object with an albedo higher than 0.98.

Description: SCP-XXXX is made up of two parts, SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX is a room that was noticed by Dr. Matthews on site-15. The room did not come from any known location and did not overlap any other room on site. It extended a hallway on site-15 just enough to accompany the room, though no change to outside architecture has been noticed.

SCP-XXXX is a generic room, resembling other rooms on site-15. Its walls are concrete and painted white, and it has a tile floor. Half of the room is taken up by SCP-XXXX-1, which, to our current knowledge, cannot be moved outside of the room. The room repairs itself every 24 hours. Any personnel who witness the repair firsthand or via recording suffers an antimemetic effect that prevents them from recalling the repair process. Cameras were found in the standard locations inside the room, and security personnel found an additional video input from the room.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a machine with no exposed parts, and no inputs other than a standard QWERTY keyboard, a screen displaying “LASER REMOVAL”, and a slot that will expand or contract to fit whatever object is nearest to it. Placing an item in the slot, and typing something to be removed, will remove whatever was typed from the object in the slot. It has been assumed to be removed with lasers, as indicated on the screen.

SCP-XXXX-2 (See test log E) is the room adjacent to SCP-XXXX-1. It had no anomalous properties previous to the test involved in Test Log E and is known commonly among personnel as “The room with a tunnel to itself”. Other than the tunnel, this room is not known to have any other anomalous properties. This room which was previously a cafeteria has been converted into a containment chamber for SCP-XXXX-2.


Addendum 1: Many small tests have been conducted, attempting to move SCP-XXXX-1 from its location. Each test has resulted in failure. These tests have included:

  • Attempting to pull SCP-XXXX-1 towards the door, using the keyboard or slot as a handle.
  • Attempting to dig around, into, or behind SCP-XXXX-1. (See Test Logs C-E)
  • Evaporating SCP-XXXX-1 (See Test Log I)