tubatongs

Item #: SCP-339

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-339 is to be kept in an enclosed, soundproof, steel room with a soft flooring and many towels. On the ceiling of the room, there must be altered fire sprinklers that dispense employee’s urine at 4 hour intervals. SCP-339 must be urinated on at least once daily, if it is not urinated on, it will grow agitated and dangerous. No fecal matter is to be allowed near SCP-339. SCP-339 has shown an extreme affinity towards urine, and it’s enclosure must be carpeted with soiled objects. Authorized personnel allowed in SCP-339’s exhibit are required to have full bladders and they must have recently defecated.

Description: SCP-339 is the size of a medium-small dog, it’s physical form resembling that of Himalayan Newt (Tylototriton verrucosus). It possesses bulbs of urine running down it’s back, as well as elongated adornments of urine sacks on it’s head. When threatened, SCP-339 is able to croak loudly and emit acidic urine from it’s pores, this liquid being proven to melt substances such as diamond. SCP-339 will often approach personnel with full bladders and mount them, pressing until they urinate, where then SCP-339 will promptly drink it. SCP-339 additionally has extremely long forefingers, which it will use like straws to absorb urine from a distance. SCP-339 was first discovered in a public bathroom at █████. If SCP-339 is to escape, it will seek out bathrooms, urologists, dogs and humans who need to urinate or have recently soiled themselves. It will dart around at speeds that cannot be measured by current technology, flitting from one source of urine to another. It must be urinated on daily and spritzed with urine from fire sprinklers every four hours. All employees are to collect and deposit their urine into SCP-339’s plumbing system.