- SCP-XXXX: Russian Doll PLAN
- SCP-XXXX: A Smiling Hatred of Snowfall
- Snowfall PLAN
- HalloweenCon 2018: Roads of America
- HalloweenCon 2018: Roads of America PLAN
- Gilmore-esque
- SCP-XXXX: In Which The Foundation Plans an Elaborate Heist
- Heist Skip Plan
- SCP-XXXX: In which the folk of Lamplight have bad dreams
- taylor collab convo
- And We Can Be Heroes
- Tufto's Proposal: The Shahnameh PLAN
Jormungandr is a serpent that moves through time and feeds off it. It is constantly crossing and recrossing its steps, and the sum total of the universe gradually contracts.
A Foundation researcher realises what is happening, and resolves to stop it. But the only way to do so is to control its path, so that it eventually bites its own tale and is paralysed. And to control its path, the entirety of history would have to be changed.
The Researcher does so, and alters the past. What follows are six narratives from six different realities, each leeching off the one past, each generation gradually realising the truth: that everyone died so that humanity could live.
Thus, the structure is:
1) Original Article
2) Cold War Spy Report, in which a character is transported to a dead world visited in:
3) Space Opera, in which a character is reading:
4) Renaissance Play, in which a character's narration of history leads to:
5) Letter from 15th Century Spain, in which a character confessses to a heresy based on:
6) Post-Post-Apocalyptic future Earth, in which a character finds a letter of the Researcher:
7) Revised Article
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures 14/01/2019: SCP-XXXX
Description 17/10/2018: SCP-XXXX is an unknown humanoid, approximately 1.8 metres tall. Beyond this single number, it is impossible to determine any specific physical features of SCP-XXXX; witnesses describe observing it as similar to observing a "blur" or "white noise". Witnesses do, however, agree that SCP-XXXX has a broadly human shape and appearance. Any attempts to observe SCP-XXXX from close quarters have failed, and ordinarily lead to its anomalous effects being transferred to the observer until they are removed from SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX possesses a limited
SCP-XXXX was first discovered
Something Goes Wrong With Reality.
What's Done in the Dark.
A member of the SCF enters the prime reality, despite the impossibility of this, as their timeline never happened. This member is angry, and barely real.
The reality/unreality of a person; the sense of being stuck without form or identity; merging with the reality/unreality of the story itself, the sense of being pinned down and stuck.
This member begins to mutate and warp and alter the world around him. He lets in the rest of the SCF, who both exist and do not exist themselves.
SCF-Foundation standoff. SCF destroys the site; the area is now contained.
Structure:
SCPs hint at something bad having happened
Description: A humanoid figure they found.
Add. 1: Interview. Gradual revelation of who he is. Uncertain. Wants to know why.
Add. 2: Request for information. Denial.
Further revelation. SCF brought into discussion.
Second request, with hint of blackmail. Denied.
Third interview. Releases the SCF. Loss of the Site.
24th of October, 2018
Left Chicago late in the morning; arrived in Minneapolis about suppertime, to crash on Dr. Lee's sofa. Have decided to make this trip last a week after all, instead of spending time in Seattle; as with most American cities, I am at a loss for what to do in them, and taking my time on the drive seems like a nicer plan. The American countryside is really rather fascinating; such emptiness and variety, at least compared with back home, where we all seem to be packed in like sardines.
Dr. Lee is as optimistic as ever; I will never understand her. It's been months since I last saw her in person, when we were collaborating on that Mekhanite research project. I was perpetually pessimistic about any chance of success, and was proven right; but even after we had our funding cut and then the programme cancelled, she remained happy that our work would, in some way, contribute to a greater understanding of their clockwork. "Even the failed experiments get a note on the official entries", she said, with that slight little smile of hers. I have missed her something dear; she has been a good friend to me for years, and I regret that we don't meet up more often. But Foundation is a harsh taskmaster, and it was hard even to get this week off.
Minneapolis seems pleasant enough; nice restaurants, friendly inhabitants, if a shade chilly. But as I said, I never know what to do myself, so God only knows how I'll spend tomorrow. The problem is America has no history, no sense of a past. Cities are built and rebuilt without a care as to memory. They seem to crave history, but entirely suborn it to their lust for building up and up and up forever. I would despair, but it's somewhat mollified by their gorgeous, unspoilt countryside; unspoilt only because they can't spoil it, since there is so much of it. I will never understand this country.
Have decided to keep a diary. Probably should have begun with that. Will have to destroy it before long, of course- someone in my line of work can't keep something so candid, could be a security breach- but will be a fun distraction while the trip lasts. I'm looking forward to it. Need a break after spending so much time cooped up in the lab.
The origins of the Jack'o'Lantern are lost in obscurity. The idea of a fire in a gourd to light the way is common to many cultures, including Ireland. But the tradition faded into myth and legend, just as the old Samhain harvest festival died with nothing to replace it. One would have thought the new faith would have co-opted that time of year to create some kind of equinox festival, but for whatever reason they didn't. Samhain fell into obscurity, and the fires also fell into obscurity.
The purpose of the fires was simple; to ward away the winter. When you're an Irish peasant and the crops are failing and the cold is coming, you want any hope you can cling to. It was a frail hope, but sometimes, when the winter was mild, it felt true for a moment. And so all around the country the bonfires leapt and burnt and sang their crackling into the night. It was a good time. It was a very good time.
It was my time.
25th October 2018
Minneapolis is a strange place. It has the same grid-pattern, that same mix of glass-and-steel skyscrapers visible from run-down brick boxes, the same mixture of fascination and revulsion it inspires in me. But there's something about it that's so remote. Maybe it's the remains of a former leafiness, maybe it's the unusual friendliness of Minnesota's inhabitants, or maybe the musical feel of the place, but something about it seems in flux. It was located for so long on the wild frontier, when one world was destroyed and consumed by another. Now that world seems to be dying too; the world of an older America, one part savagery and one part optimism, turning into something that isn't sure of its own purpose yet.
I had as good a time as one can have in an American city, however. Went to a charming little local concert, but all the performers were clearly hipsters of little art, making themselves seem experimental while unable to create anything of true innovation. They all appeared to have those "man-buns" Americans are so fond of. Things like that collectively form a new uniform; they seem more conformist than those they aim to rebel against.
I was thinking about the times of the day, as I wandered through these square streets of the grid. Cities look different as the sky changes colour, as the shadows move. New revelations seem to pop up. It can seem like a place of arcane bustle in the morning, all full of business and activity. But by afternoon, something seems off, and by sunset, the place seems to be afraid of itself, afraid of what it'll be. Sunset is weird like that. It's like one truth is dying with the promise of revealing another truth, but once that truth is revealed it seems just as banal as the first. Death and rebirth.
Dr. Lee is well. Got up v. early, even by the standards of people in our line of work. Came back with a pumpkin. Was a bit vague on why she wanted it. Anyway, am gone tomorrow. Odd thing though- there's a blank bit in this diary just after my last entry where I cannot write. I just feel a compulsion not to. Might be nothing, might be something I should get checked when I'm back in Chicago; could be some minor infection I picked up when I was consulting for Dr. Wheeler's department last month.
I don't remember when I was born. It was long ago, in that swirl of darkness before mankind put paid to the devils in the dark. I fought, scrapped, tussled with others before the concept of self could even be born. I didn't understand what, who I was.
Eventually, things changed. Mankind invented fire, and I saw in its reflection my own frail self. More than the others could. I dived into the fire and burnt, and was burnt in a thousand fires across the world. I knew more than I'd ever known before; I saw my own being, and was horrified. These little things were developing language and ideas and identity, while I scrapped like a little animal in the night.
I vowed that I would never be that again. I vowed I would do some good, find some purpose. And that was how I first came to ward away the winter.
26th October 2018
Left Minneapolis early. Dr. Lee waved me off. She was carving something into the pumpkin when I awoke; I asked her what, and she said she wasn't sure. She seemed confused. Might have to ask around about pumpkin-based anomalies when I get back. The same thing happened with the diary last night; I should probably send off a report now, but none of this seems very harmful, and I'll be damned if my holiday is cut short so Dr. Lee I can be poked and prodded in a lab.
So began the journey to Bismarck. Everything seemed to gradually fall away; houses, trees, frost, until all that was left were the plains. I tried to imagine the Lakota and the Cheyenne chasing buffalo across here, but I coud
Seven days.
A Foundation agent on holiday, driving on a road trip from Chicago to Seattle via Minneapolis. Twin, mirrored journeys of the Agent and Jack of the Lantern, a dying spirit. Jack explains that he is the ur example of the various folktales of the Will'o'Wisp and Stingy Jack: rather than a spirit denied heaven and hell or a sinner doomed to wander the marshes, Jack is a fire-spirit whose purpose was to ward away the winter; in truth, it was to ward away an encroaching apocalypse. But Samhain was long forgotten.
A thousand worlds across the multiverse have ended in a variety of ways, always on October 31st, but those worlds with guardian-spirits such as Jack are spared the pain. Jack knows that this world is next to be taken, and will be taken on October 31st, and so he must be restored again to his former position.
He must be re-ignited and burnt to have his former power restored. So Jack inhabits the diary that the Agent is to burn. When he is burnt, the world changes, history is reconstructed and altered so that Halloween was always there. Only the Agent does not remember. In the days leading up to the restoration of the festival, people begin to celebrate it, although nobody ever uses the name. Essentially, the world is being altered to create Halloween, to have it retroactively entered into the timeline so that every year, a thousand thousand Jack'o'Lanterns will be lit up to guard the world against its doom.
Jack succeeds, is restored, and only the Agent will survive as the last survivor of the old world, with no memory of this strange new festival infecting the world, and unable to tell his superiors about the truth.
Parallel to this will be the agent's own journey. His descriptions should mirror the musings of Jack; he will discuss a looming sense of death and rebirth; meditations on the vast landscapes of plains and forests and the little towns and cities he comes across. He is taking a long break after a lot of intense time in the field has taken a bit of a toll on his mental health, and he himself feels one self dying and another self being reborn in a land he sees as both dying and resurrecting.
Day 1: Chicago to Minneapolis.
Day 2: Minneapolis
Day 3: Minneapolis to Bismarck, North Dakota
Day 4: Bismarck to Billings, Montana
Day 5: Billings to Dubois, Idaho
Day 6: Dubois to Boise, Idaho
Day 7: Boise to Seattle, Washington
[[<weryllium>: All this time I thought twin peaks was a gilmore girls type show
<weryllium>: and i have no idea why
<Tufto>: weryllium: O.o.
<shaggydredlocks>: .gis eraserhead baby
<Tufto>: actually that would be pretty cool
<Tufto>: if
<jarvis>: shaggydredlocks: [1/10] props - What is the Eraserhead baby? - Movies & TV Stack Exchange -
<Tufto>: in gilmore girls
<Tufto>: after the end of series 4, instead of just devolving into a bad soap, they just went full on david lynch instead.
<Tufto>: just fucked with everything, turned all the rules upside down.
<shaggydredlocks>: Make it happen
<shaggydredlocks>: Skippify it
<shaggydredlocks>: But use like, some made-up show or sommat
<Tufto>: good plan.
<Tufto>: will write it up tomorrow .
Welcome, MTF Omega-13. You are reading this because you have been chosen for Operation Salamander, an operation to steal a very particular artifact from the GoI known as Marshall, Carter and Dark.
In almost all our dealings with MC&D, we have not come out on top. Time and time again, we have been outfoxed at every turn. Anomalies picked up before we even had a chance to come sniffing, sites destroyed without their breaking a sweat, all in pursuit of profit, profit, endless profit. The other GoIs are small-fry, little ants we could crush if we had the time and effort. But the merchants could bat us away with nary a spare glance- they just choose not to. In truth, they are the ones who run this world, not us.
However, a very unique opportunity has just presented itself. An opportunity that doesn't present itself very often and, I am pleased to say, an opportunity with immense implications. We have a limited window in which to act, and I'm entrusting that task to you.
You are O5's Thirteen, and you have been assembled because of your unique set of skills.
Sure, you could walk away. You could
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently contained by Marshall, Carter and Dark. Attempts to place it into Foundation containment are underway.
Description:
Narrative concept of the shadow government, locked in a pataphysical vault.
Class: Safe
SCPS: Detailing the Vault's security.
Description: Redacted. Details (some) of the plan for the heist
Addenda: The Heist.
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12) The Scribe: Locks MC&D into the article; revealed to have been deliberately designed as such.
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SCP-XXXX, looking north.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Under the Borealis Accords with the inhabitants of SCP-XXXX, the following procedures have been enacted:
1) No civilians are to enter SCP-XXXX. Regular Foundation patrols will ensure that any civilians approaching by land or sea will be turned away. The only exceptions are civilians vetted by the Foundation and SCP-XXXX's inhabitants.
2) Should any civilians enter SCP-XXXX, the inhabitants are to notify Foundation personnel immediately for amnesticisation. Under no
3) The inhabitants of SCP-XXXX are continued to be allowed to enter SCP-XXXX-1 instances. Foundation personnel are permitted to enter SCP-XXXX-1 for the purposes of experimentation.
4) Any SCP-XXXX-2 instances retrieved by Foundation teams or by the inhabitants of SCP-XXXX are to be amnesticised, implanted with false memories and introduced into the general population by the Foundation.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small village, located on a small island 300km northwest of the Westfjords district of Iceland. SCP-XXXX has been named "Lampaljós" by its inhabitants. It is first believed to have been settled in the early 10th century by Norsemen, and has been continuously inhabited since.
When one docks a ship into SCP-XXXX's port, and then subsequently sails due north, they enter an alternate version of Earth. They will appear at the same point on Earth, but will be heading due south instead of north; should they turn around and head due-north within the SCP-XXXX-1 instance, they will . These alternate versions are hereafter designated SCP-XXXX-1 instances. The moment of entry into an SCP-XXXX-1 instance varies, but all tests have placed it between 600m and 800m due north of SCP-XXXX. No SCP-XXXX-1 instances is ever known to have been visited twice, and it is impossible to enter an SCP-XXXX-1 instance while any living human from the prime dimension remains inside another one.
Following extensive testing, it is believed that SCP-XXXX-1 instances are timelines which deviated at a key moment in Earth's history. The moment of deviation varies strongly, with known dates varying between 2 years and 83 million years from the time of entry. Despite this, many SCP-XXXX-1 instances display a surprising number of similarities to our own world even with very early points of deviation, with over 90% of reported instances containing a human or human-like civilisation.
The inhabitants of SCP-XXXX have been engaging in commerce, piracy and scavenging within SCP-XXXX-1 instances for over a millenium. This has been the primary reason behind the village's continued survival and prosperity despite its extreme isolation. SCP-XXXX's inhabitants have also been involved in the trafficking of a significant number of SCP-XXXX-2 instances. While this was originally believed to have been for the purposes of slavery, at an unknown point in the mid-14th century the practice of slavery ended. Despite this, the inhabitants have continued to traffick and sometimes abduct SCP-XXXX-2 instances to release into the general population.
Tell me, doctor, have you ever been on a ship? Have you ever crossed the blessed divide into the unknown?
I have not. I haven't been working here for very long-
Then you wouldn't get it, would you? Down there in that whirlpool there's all sorts of things, all the fractures of the world, my lad. The salt sprays from it, blurring and roughening the edges of things. The people there are made whole and real because we only ever imagine them as are whole and real, y'see. They're there for an instant until the last of the real leave, and then they never were, except in the heads of some poor dreaming soul.
I don't-
No, you don't anything. I'll tell you what it's like. To dive deep into the neverwere, into the salted sea! The wind whipping at your face, foam and scabbed water as the storm blows overhead, hunting and laughing when you see, in the distance, a single wooden ship, with a crying girl in it who was made in an instant and'll die in an instant just the same. What would you do, doctor?
It depends on a lot of things.
No, it doesn't. You can either leave her and find all the gleaming detritus of the wishing well, or you can sail into the open storm. You might, die, you might be scuttled or drowned, but you see someone who you can save and you damn well save them. You can do one for centuries but sooner or later you have to become the kind of person who'll do the other. What would your Foundation do, doctor? Ask yourself that.
<Tufto>: yo.
<taylor_iOStkin>: Yo yo
<Tufto>: so what was your idea?
<taylor_iOStkin>: So my idea was similar
<taylor_iOStkin>: That SRA’s are placebo effect devices for personnel
<taylor_iOStkin>: The higher ups use them to keep lower class personnel feeling safe and at peace with contained anomalies and such
<taylor_iOStkin>: Meanwhile shit is just haywire and they’re struggling to actually contain anything that uses them
<taylor_iOStkin>: But
<taylor_iOStkin>: Your idea gave me an idea
<taylor_iOStkin>: Perhaps the distorted reality anomalies that rely on an anchor being placed there is how they /discovered/ SRAs
<taylor_iOStkin>: And it made everyone assume they could just help contain reality benders and such
<taylor_iOStkin>: And because it helped everyone feel safer or whatever the higher ups went with it, but it’s all a charade
<Tufto>: mmmm, I like that a lot.
<taylor_iOStkin>:
<taylor_iOStkin>: That idea came to me in a rant on SRAs the other day lol
<Tufto>: so they'd just discover the SRAs at the sites of reality anomalies?
<Tufto>: heh fair they're easily rantable-about.
<taylor_iOStkin>: Possibly discovered there? Or like. It somewhat fucks with time a bit and they’re like, walling off the reality anomalies and then one stops and they discover this thing there
<Tufto>: hmm.
<taylor_iOStkin>: And perhaps it’s simply a missing part of the reality in that area - something as simple as a rock being there but also not at the same time (think like a graphical glitch maybe?)
<taylor_iOStkin>: But they perpetuate the lie
<Tufto>: oooh yes.
<Tufto>: what if
<Tufto>: hang on, lemme just work smth out here.
<taylor_iOStkin>: Take your time
<Tufto>: ok, how about this:
<Tufto>: everything happens as you describe it above: one day the reality benders they're struggling with suddenly have SRAs appear. High-ups are mystified and act like they have always been there.
<Tufto>: BUT THEN
<Tufto>: let's say this happens in the 1950s. and gradually, over the decades, people forget this.
<Tufto>: the foundation staff en masse develops memories of the SRAs always being there. everyone, from high-ups to low-downs, knows the history of the SRA: invented in the 19th century by robert scranton. their actual appearance is pasted over by implanted memories.
<Tufto>: then mnestics are invented.
<Tufto>: and members of the antimemetics crew start remembering that SRAs just appeared one night.
<Tufto>: so they investigate what the fuck is going on.
<Tufto>: (stop me if this is getting too wacky ).
<taylor_iOStkin>: I’m with you so far
<Tufto>: so they look into the original scranton who supposedly invented them. they realise this guy looks exactly the same as the guy who disappeared in 3001. then they look further and find that these photos are all doctored. this guy didn't exist, and just took the name of a dude who disappeared.
<Tufto>: and then, well, something .
<Tufto>: that's as far as I've got. not sure how it would end.
<Tufto>: does that sound decent? .
<taylor_iOStkin>: Yeah I’m liking this
<taylor_iOStkin>: Maybe
<taylor_iOStkin>: They were created by a reality bender and the memories created by the same one
<taylor_iOStkin>: To make the foundation think that it’s contained but it’s just
<taylor_iOStkin>: Roaming free
<Tufto>: oooooh yes I like that.
<Tufto>: we could really get a creepy time-mystery-vibe going on here .
taylor_iOStkin nod nod
<taylor_iOStkin>: This is good
<Tufto>: and as an ending
<Tufto>: we just have your original idea- the high-ups, after the investigation has revealed what was going on, decide to cover it up, because at least they aren't breaking normalcy entirely and act as a placebo.
<taylor_iOStkin>: Exactly
<taylor_iOStkin>: Shit this is good
<Tufto>: right, we need to make this happen .
<Tufto>: I've never co-authored anything before, how do people normally do it?
<taylor_iOStkin>: Well
<taylor_iOStkin>: Collab sandbox is the first step I believe
<taylor_iOStkin>: We’ll read zyn’s guide - but first I must shower for work
<Tufto>: mm, and I probably have to be away until, well, the evening got a lot to do today.
<Tufto>: let's reconvene in the evening sometime, whenever we're both around.
<taylor_iOStkin>: Gotcha
<taylor_iOStkin>: I’m around all day after work, so that’ll work out
*** taylor_iOStkin is now known as shower_itkin
<Tufto>: cool.
<Tufto>: I'll copy this convo over to my sandbox for the time being so we don't lose it.
<Tufto>: see you later .
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: No known method of containing SCP-XXXX is currently known. Foundation personnel are to regularly drive through the American Midwest in order to monitor and gather data from SCP-XXXX, with a view to improving existing containment procedures.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a series of anomalous signals being relayed through 12 sites in the American Midwest. The source of these signals is unknown. SCP-XXXX instances are variable, containing radio, telephone, analogue and digital signals, as well as thaumaturgical signals and some belonging to a number of unknown forms of technology.
SCP-XXXX instances only manifest at night, and ordinarily broadcast through car radios, mobile phone devices, or televisions in motels. Some of these signals only broadcast through particular devices found at their relay sites; these usually demonstrate less variety in terms of their content.
SCP-XXXX instances are only broadcast to Foundation personnel. They are ordinarily communications from family, friends or colleagues. SCP-XXXX signals appear to be broadcast from variable times in the future, and almost always seem to be occurring during a moment of global crisis for the Foundation. These communications often appear to react to dialogue from the recipient, creating the appearance of a conversation across eras.
SCP-XXXX was first detected in the early 1970s, and has seen no significant change in operation ever since. Attempts by the Foundation to contain or shut down SCP-XXXX relay stations have invariably failed; although individual Foundation members or teams posing no threat to SCP-XXXX's operation have been able to find the stations, teams or individuals who could pose a threat to the stations have been unable to find them.
Addendum 1: The following is a list of stations relaying SCP-XXXX signals.
Addendum 2: The following is an interview with the operator of an SCP-XXXX relay station by Dr. Hamish Kells as part of an investigation into SCP-XXXX's effects.
Hey there.
Hello.
Fancy a stranger like you coming here on a night like this.
I'm just driving through.
Sure.
PoI-9582 raises a shotgun and points it at Dr. Kells.
Wh- what are you-
You Foundation or Coalition?
I- what do-
Foundation or Coalition. Now.
F-Foundation.
PoI-9582 lowers the shotgun.
Sorry. Can't be too careful. We had some of their boys here last month, did a real number on the place. Name's Sammy.
Hamish.
Hah, of course it is. Figures some fancy English slicker like you would have the most English name there is.
Thanks. If you don't mind my asking-
How did I know what you were? We get a lot of people nosing around up here. The Hand, the fucking Coalition, your lot. Everyone wants a piece of it.
How do the GOC even know about this place? The signals only affect Foundation personnel.
Maybe you ought to ask your own people that. It doesn't really matter, though. Anyone coming here meaning to tear it down can never find it. I'm just… overcautious, let's say.
Right… right. Well. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
I figured that was why you were here.
You've met a lot of us, haven't you?
Over the years. All of you seem to want to solve the mystery. That's why you're here too, right?
Dr. Kells is silent for a moment as he stares at the relay tower.
Well?
I'm not sure. I suppose so.
Heh. You're all the same.
How did you get involved in running this place?
My dad taught me how it worked. He came here in the 70s. Said he was called by something. Someone. He said things were good back then. A little town had grown up around it, but they never knew the truth. Only your lot, and apparently him.
Do you know why? Why we're the ones being sent messages?
Not my place to know. I'm just here to protect it. All I know is that is comes from the future.
If I may ask- why? Why keep protecting something you don't-
You want to know if it's compelling me, right?
Right.
It's not. It's just… have you spent much time around these parts?
Not really. This is my first real trip to this part of America.
Then you haven't seen what things are like around here, these days. Time was, everyone around here was prosperous. Farmers, small-town folk, people with honest jobs for an honest time. My dad told me about it. Folks helped each other. Times were good.
Times weren't good for everyone.
Oh, I know that. I think my dad was exaggerating. There was lots of bad too, I know that. But… eh, I don't know. That world's gone now. Most folks went to the cities, the ones that stayed just sit around doing nothing.
Addendum 3: The following is a list of particularly notable SCP-XXXX broadcasts.
Addendum 4: The following is a log of another SCP-XXXX signal recieved by Dr. Kells as part of his investigation.
Addendum 5: The following is an SCP-XXXX broadcast from 06/09/1984. It is included here due to its possible pertinence to the conversation outlined in Addendum 5. Due to flaws in the archiving system of the time, the context of the broadcast is lost.
I can remember I can remember swim swim swim forever and ever
I can remember I can remember just for one day
We can be heroes
We can be heroes
Just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day we can be heroes just for one day just for one day just for one day just for one day just for one day just for one day just for one day
and we kissed as though nothing could fall
[[tab Idealised City Myths Skip Plan]]
<Tufto>: skip idea: a city composed of all the cities that people have imagined over the years, but which have never existed. so including things like atlantis and shangri-la, but also things like the idealised 'abbasid conception of baghdad, or jerusalem in the eyes of the crusaders. then all smushed together on a 4-dimensional hypercube. story would be foundation ag
<Birthday_Erasmus>: Tufto: I fuckin dig it
<mlister>: I love me some foundation ag
<Tufto>: ents progressing through it and seeing all these differing, increasingly mad legends/fictions getting crazier and wilder until they question their own grip on reality.
<Tufto>: and then
<moklin>: i feel like -EXs could've just been on the mainlist instead of quartered off to be forgotten. we'd probably see a lot more of them, too. :<Birthday_Erasmus>: I actually tried to write something similar once but it turned into a giant mess I had to kill with fire
<Tufto>: just as they reach what they think is the palace, the centre of the city, the place where this crazy land's ruler is, where they think they'll find order and purpose and unity,
<Tufto>: they open the door and find themselves back in the place they came in at, with no time having passed and command still thinking they've just entered.
<Birthday_Erasmus>: Tufto: instead of getting punted back to the entrance, when you reach the center there’s nothing and they have to go back, but instead of how it was now the whole city is experiencing all the legendary cataclysms that are part of their myths
<Tufto>: Birthday_Erasmus: OOH.
<Tufto>: That is good.
<Tufto>: that is very good.
<Birthday_Erasmus>: Atlantis is sinking, YS is overrun by demons, Shambhala falls into the abyss, Vilcabambans Kill each other amidst a plague
<Birthday_Erasmus>: Etc
<DrBleep>: Tufto, I will love you long time if you put in the Finnfolk's floating moving island city
<Tufto>: Birthday_Erasmus: yes yes yes I love this.
<moklin>: Birthday_Erasmus: so it's competitive eschatology in scip form?
<Tufto>: DrBleep: sure maybe as a cameo but I promise to put it in.
The mythohistory of the Shahnameh was the real world, was what really happened. People had to live with a real, present, objective concept of good and evil, with anomalous gods and demons, with an endless succession of righteous wars.
A group of 13 people decided that this could not go on. They burnt the world, turning it into a post-apocalyptic hellscape; it was used as fuel in the creation of a new world, our world. The ability for anomalous things to exist in this new world was a flaw in the design, some of the old world leaking into the new and creating new monstrosities.
Those 13 turned into the O5 Council. Only 1 of the originals survive, including Abolqasem Ferdowsi, O5-1, who wrote the Shahnameh in memoriam. But over the centuries, the elixirs used to keep him alive have not lengthened his memory. He no longer remembers the trauma, sacrifice, misery of his creation and destruction. He has become cold and clinical, dedicated to wiping out all memory of his old world.
There is a copy of the Shahnameh in an unassuming storage facility. It was written by Abolqasem himself, in the 16th century, when he could feel his memory slip away. Filled with monstrous and beautiful miniatures, it is the last portal to the old world; when fully read, it will take the reader into the Shahnameh-world. But the interference of the survivors has meant that it's considered a small anomaly, with moving miniatures being its only odd element.
O5-2, a non-original, gets suspicious about this. She sends a historian to research it behind the other O5's backs. This historian finds out the truth, so she and a field agent investigate. They discover the Mad-Max-style Shahnameh-world, and find the truth of its death.
O5-2 confronts the survivors. They try to silence her. She rips the book into pieces, exploding the portal and releasing all the hellish nightmares kept locked away. She is instantly killed; Ferdowsi/O5-1 fixes things; before writing a final note explaining why he's keeping this article up, even though it's locked to everyone other than himself and a specialised taskforce (even to the other O5s.
In the meantime, we see the historian and the agent can't get back through intermittent transmissions. They discuss time, history, myth, the different meanings of historical truth. The agent dies; the historian is saved, and chooses to remain in the Shahnameh-world.
The book is locked away. Then in a hidden addendum, it's revealed that the historian is leading a group of survivors to take back what's theirs…
1) Description of the book.
2) Exploration log Pt. 1
3) O5-2's note about someone tampering with the investigation.
4) Exploration log Pt. 2
5) O5-2 discovers a note by Ferdowsi from centuries before.
6) Exploration log Pt. 3
7) The Confrontation between 1 and 2 and the release of the monsters.
8) Exploration log Pt. 4: The Reveal
9) Description of 2's death.
10) Exploration log Pt. 5: The Meditation on Myth and History
11) Ferdowsi's Second Note in the aftermath: Morality, Memory and Postmodernism
12) Hidden Addendum: The Shahnameh's Revenge
ARCHIVE OF THIS IS NOT SCP-XXXX
NOTE: These tabs will be replaced by iterations later, when I look into how to do that :p.
- Iteration 1: This Is Not SCP-XXXX
- Iteration 2: Interview Log XXXX-1
- Iteration 3: In the 19 Bar
- Iteration 4: SCP-XXXX
- Iteration 5: A Short Story About Snowfall
It is February, and the snowdrops are in bloom. You can see them outside the station, waving slightly in the breeze. Their heads sway, to and fro, lifting themselves to stare at the sun and falling to droop at the ground.
We say they are in bloom because this is the height of their existence. To be in bloom, to be in a golden age, to be at a peak of life implies that times will come or have been that were not like this, times of painful growth or bitter decay. The snowdrops will die; others may come again next year but the forms you see today will die.
You are standing in the train station. A steam train is coming in. It is 1907, and you are an agent of the SCP Foundation. This is the only life you can remember. The correct SCP-001 instance is Wrong's Proposal "The Consensus"; you survived the Fifth Occult War but with no clear recollection, like so many. A great many things have not happened yet that will happen. The Foundation is still in its infancy, despite the confusion and proliferation of innumerable official stories and rumours and obfuscations designed to hide this fact.
You are an Englishman. You wear clothes typical for the era, and look like a man of business. Your name is John Cutter, and you are 34. These are facts, immutable facts, enshrined in a single narrative of existence. Like most of your countrymen, you belong to the Church of England, and thus you believe the narrative is that of God's creation, Christ's sacrifice, and the wait for an eventual judgement day. But others, both in England and across the world, disagree; and thus to many, the world seems to be a multiplicity, with no fixed meaning. It is a place where a cacophony with no clear harmony ringing true, where some melody might exist but in a form unknown to the musicians.
Essentially, this is reality, where there is no singular purpose and each person is untethered in a freewheeling, nonsensical world. At least, that is what you thought. Now you are not so sure.
There is a train pulling away from the station. It is black, the steam pouring from its chimneys like greying hair. It rushes around you, and as it clears, you find yourself staring at the station cafe. Somebody is sitting at a table in front of it, reading a paper, with a steaming cup of tea. A girl- young- maybe in her early 20s.
You feel as if you know this girl. You do not understand why she is here. She looks up, sees you, and smiles slightly- as if she knows you, but without any real surprise.
You know that things are going wrong in the world. You are an agent of the Foundation, and you've been smelling something in the air all day.
You approach her table, and sit opposite her. Her smile is back, at once more amused and more cruel. She puts down the paper. She stares at you. Her eyes have no irises and no whites. They are entirely black.
"Yes, they are", she says. You do not understand what she means. "Well, of course you don't. You can't read this, after all; only the reader can do that. Do you like my eyes? It's a rather cheap description that is so ambiguous in its meaning; does it mean evil, or mystery, or both?"
You do not understand the words she is saying. Because of course you don't; you're not reading this in what is supposed to be an SCP document, you're sitting at a table in 1907 England and talking to this woman you do not know, but who seems familiar to you. You look at her newspaper. It is wrong. There is no "King Edward VII". Who is that? You do not know who that is. You remember that she enjoys writing stories.
"Do I know you?" you ask.
She smiles. "No", she says. "You have never met me in your life, John Cutter. Because this is not your life any more. You're not my brother, you're whatever I want you to be."
Beyond the station, beyond your line of vision, there is a world, with trees and grass and empires, Scarlet Kings and Black Queens, dusty bricks and stone idols. It is getting smaller. It is contracting, its substance altering, its form being transmuted from one thing to the other. And a girl with black eyes sits and waves her hand, conducting a timeless orchestra.
The table disappears. Your not-a-sister disappears. You fall through the dark, into the interview log.
Date: 19/02/1957
Interviewer: Dr. Maria Harcourt
Interviewee: Sanjay Chakraborty
<Begin Log>
Dr. Harcourt: Hello, Mr. Chakraborty. I trust your quarters have been to your liking?
Mr. Chakraborty: They have, thank you.
Dr. Harcourt: So, I understand you have some information for us about SCP-XXXX.
Mr. Chakraborty: Yes. Well. It's a rather long story.
Dr. Harcourt: Take all the time you need.
Mr. Chakraborty: Alright. This all happened in 1909, when I was still a young man. I was working as a clerk in Calcutta, back when the British were in charge. The path I took to work went past a park where a lot of the English would gather; mostly women, but some men. I used to watch them on the way to work; I was never a very political person, never a great supporter of Congress, but they always fascinated me. I think it was… their ability to remain so foreign and stolid in a world so unlike their own.
Well. One day, there was this Englishman, sitting on a bench at the edge of the park. He was staring at me. I ignored him and went to work, but when I came back that evening, he was staring at me again. I was worried. I was an Indian and he was an Englishman, and any trouble would probably reflect badly on me, regardless of who was in the right.
After a few days of him staring at me, I started to walk a different route to work. But there he was again- standing on the side of the road, staring at me. I didn't know what to make of it.
Dr. Harcourt: What did he look like?
Mr. Chakraborty: Dark hair, pale skin. I'm sorry, it's been a long time, and it's his words I really remember.
Dr. Harcourt: His words?
Mr. Chakraborty: Yes. One day, after a few weeks of him watching me wherever I walked, he approached me. I was terrified, but we were in a crowded place, and there were lots of witnesses. But all he did was- well, he talked to me. He told me that on the 19th of February 1958, I would be sitting in Interview Room 81 of Site 19, and would be interviewed by Dr. Margaret Harcourt, whose real name was Felicity Abrams.
Dr. Harcourt: I-What? What is this?
Mr. Chakraborty: He, ah, said those were his credentials. I know this sounds mad, but that is what he said.
Dr. Harcourt: Is this some- how do you know that name? Nobody knows that name.
Mr. Chakraborty: You will have to take it up with him, if he's still alive. I doubt it. He said to tell you that you were quite safe, and that Sally knew where it was hidden. He said you'd know what it meant.
Dr. Harcourt: I- this was over fifty years-
Mr. Chakraborty: Look, I made the same protestations. May I continue? He was very insistent that I give this message, word for word.
Dr. Harcourt: I-I suppose…
Mr. Chakraborty: He said, and I am quoting, "If you are reading this, then stop. Yes, you, the reader. You can still stop this. This article, if it can even be called that, is already atrociously pretentious as it is. It's comically, hopelessly meta. That's what she wants- a cheap hook to keep the reader stuck to the page. Why do you think she's messed about with the title? You and you alone can stop this. Do you really want to read on? Is your mind not already made up? Your reality can stay a reality where this article is never read, and the walls of the worlds are as they should be. Please. Don't let this reach the bar. Don't let it get to that. She is switching the worlds and you are making this happen by reading, by giving her narrative comprehension, understanding, depth. Close the tab, and do something else. Do not read on. It is vitally important that you do not read on. She is SCP-XXXX. I will make her SCP-XXXX"
Dr. Harcourt: W-what does that mean?
Mr. Chakraborty: My dear, I don't know. I don't even know what this place is or who you people are. All I know is what I was told.
Dr. Harcourt: I-I see. Thank you.
<End Log>
I said to stop reading. Don't go on. Don't enter the bar.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently contained within an ordinary humanoid containment cell at Site-77. Requests for personal items or alterations to the environment are to be considered by Site Director Roget before approval.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity, claiming to be Foundation agent John Cutter. No such agent has ever been employed by the Foundation or found on record. SCP-XXXX's anomalous attributes are evident only when attempting to make any statements or record any information about SCP-XXXX which implies that it could be John Cutter; the individual in question will find themselves physically unable to do so. The sole exception to this is SCP-XXXX itself.
All Foundation records, personal records, and DNA tests indicate that SCP-XXXX is, in fact, Jacob Morley, a student of sociology at the University of Edinburgh. SCP-XXXX denies this fact, claiming that it is an alteration of reality made by one "Calpurnia Cutter", an unknown woman whom SCP-XXXX claims "used to be" its sister. SCP-XXXX further claims that Jacob Morley disappeared several years ago in an unrelated incident.
SCP-XXXX ordinarily refuses to cooperate with the Foundation, due to their refusal to refer to him as John Cutter. However, SCP-XXXX did give a single cooperative interview on 19/08/2016; a log can be found below.
Date: 19/08/2016
Interviewer: Dr. Emma Lister
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX
<Begin Log>
Dr. Lister: Thank you for agreeing to this interview, SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: This is the only one I'm giving. I have to, to give a plausible reason for it being the only interview present in the article. It's a necessity.
Dr. Lister: I… I'm sorry, I don't understand.
SCP-XXXX: You're not meant to. It's not for you.
Dr. Lister: Who is it for?
SCP-XXXX: The reader. They need to stop. It's too late to save creation, now, but I can still save Calpurnia.
Dr. Lister: Your, ah, sister?
SCP-XXXX: She's not my sister any more. She used to be, but… times changes, I suppose.
Dr. Lister: How does somebody stop being your sister?
SCP-XXXX: By reversing the worlds. Tell me, doctor, what is an author?
Dr. Lister: An author? The- well, the creator of a particular work, I suppose.
SCP-XXXX: But what does creation mean? Say- say, for example, that somebody, a girl, wrote a story about a world without anomalies. She would be the author of that work, yes?
Dr. Lister: Well, yes, I suppose. I don't see what-
SCP-XXXX: You will. But what if that person is simply describing things that happened to other people, the accounts of other people but altered somewhat? Taking our world, but altering it in subtle ways so there were no anomalies. Would she still be the author, if all her stories were authored by a myriad of others?
Dr. Lister: I don't know. Yes. Maybe.
SCP-XXXX: Now, what if she reversed what was reality and what was fiction? What if she were to transform the real world into a fictional one, and the fictional one into a real one? Who would be the author of this once-real, now-fictional work then?
Dr. Lister: Is that a situation that is likely to happen?
SCP-XXXX sighs, and looks directly at the camera.
SCP-XXXX: Please stop reading. I think I know what is coming. All narratives have to come to an end, and in hers, she has done to the lives of billions something unforgivable. I think that makes her role in this pretty clear. I don't want to hurt her. I can feel our shared past, our history as siblings, fading away, but it's not gone yet.
There's only one more iteration. I know what happens there, because it's all that can happen. And at this point, it's fruitless for it to occur. Some petty revenge story. Please. Don't read on. Don't read the last iteration. I am begging you.
Dr. Lister: …What are you talking about?
SCP-XXXX: This interview is over.
<End Log>
Let the snow fall alone. We don't need to be there. Just downvote this and move on.
SCENE: A hilltop, at night. It is deep midwinter, and the hill is covered in snow. A single figure, CALPURNIA, can be seen standing on top of the hill and staring down at the world below. She is dressed in a black overcoat, and is wearing a thick woolen scarf. Her hair is dark, and her eyes are black, even the irises and the pupils.
A figure can be seen to approach from behind CALPURNIA. He is wearing a black overcoat and a fedora. This is JACOB MORLEY, who is not CALPURNIA's brother and is not John Cutter. He looks tired. He stops walking about 3 metres behind CALPURNIA
JACOB: It's time, Calpurnia. I didn't want it to happen, but the reader has kept reading and thus the plot wants a resolution.
CALPURNIA turns towards him.
CALPURNIA: You mean the author wants a resolution.
JACOB: The author died. At least, an author died, enough to mean something of that ilk won't be repeated. This is a particular kind of narrative, of siblings and collapsing worlds, reaching an easy conclusion. Where one is the hero and one is the villain. And you destroyed the world, so you are the villain.
CALPURNIA: I didn't destroy the world.
JACOB: No, but you turned it into… this. A fiction. Where your little story about a world without anomalies, where they were merely a story, became reality. Where what was once written on a paper page was made real, and what was once real became a story in that reality.
CALPURNIA: I ridded reality of all the things in the dark. Is that not worth it?
JACOB: I… it's fading now, but I remember you trying to kill yourself.
A large scar appears on CALPURNIA's neck.
JACOB: If you had done this thing to save something real, to really save them, then that might have been something. But that was a lie you told yourself to keep yourself asleep at night. You wanted meaning and purpose in an empty world. You wanted to be in a story because then the pain wouldn't be there; or, if it was, it would be to some end, some purpose. Your selfishness has given the cruelty of life to so many, while taking its sweetness away from just as many.
CALPURNIA: Is that which is written upon the page ever really dead?
JACOB: It's a half-life. Our words dictated by the author, our actions mere tools in the work. I loved you, my sweet Calcutta, and now I barely know you. I am more and more Jacob Morley every day. Except Jacob Morley was not a hero.
CALPURNIA looks down, and begins to cry. JACOB begins to transform. He begins to become taller, more handsome. A revolver appears in his hand. His features change. He looks like a hard-bitten, hard-drinking man with nothing to lose. He has become Murphy Law.
LAW: Except I haven't become Murphy Law. He is the creation of another. If I was really Murphy, the text and the font would change at this point, becoming something more suitable to the genre. But I am still John Cutter, and you, Calpurnia, are my sister. Except you aren't. Because I have to play the part of the guy you call when everything that could go wrong… did. I have to become the dispassionate, conflicted hero, who gives the ending its bittersweet note.
LAW raises his revolver, and points it at CALPURNIA.
CALPURNIA: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
LAW: It doesn't matter any more. I am the hero. You are the villain.
LAW pulls the trigger, shooting CALPURNIA in the chest. CALPURNIA collapses to the ground, dead. LAW puts his revolver back into his pocket, stares at her for a moment, and walks away. The snow continues to fall on CALPURNIA's corpse, covering her, erasing her, washing her away.






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