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Wait, can I write here?
I think I can. Wow, this is pretty cool.
Anyway hello, it's me Tux9001. I've been reading on the SCP wiki for a long time I suppose, and I finally got myself an account. Now I can write whatever the heck I want. (Well, whatever that the community likes, anyway.)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: There is no current way of obscuring SCP-XXXX from public conciousness. Foundation agents are to monitor scientific institutions for any mention of SCP-XXXX and remove them, as well as applying Class-B amnesiacs to those who have seen it.
Object Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for 3 different types of subatomic
particles, named SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3. SCP-XXXX-1 is found in every conscious organism.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. The subjects diet is to consist of only low-cost foods.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an adult human male, who is capable of turning money into matter or energy, and vice versa. Upon touching any physical item which is used by some group of people as currency, it will dematerialize and the subject can choose what to convert it into. The conversion rate depends on the currencies value. For example, one United States dollar on January 1st, 2020 is exchangable into 300 Joules of energy, or one 2 by 4 inch clay brick.
Poor old Johnson had it rough.
Ever since he was kicked out of his house by his own parents, he has had to struggle through the mundanity of normal life. Wake up, work, go home, sleep. He didn't have any friends, and whenever he tried talking to someone, they would just ignore him. He couldn't catch a break.
Growing up, Johnson was very interested in idea of an on-demand friend, someone you can just call up whenever you were feeling down. Back in the day, this would be considered impractical, but when mobile devices became more popular, it's became quite possible. As such, he decided to do something.
Quickly heading over to his old, crappy laptop, he began studying how mobile apps work, and began to make something. He opened his preferred IDE, and started writing. His plan was to make an app, which would create a digital individual, who would be able to confront the person during times of strife.
He published it on the App Store, and slowely but surely, people began to download it. It began becoming popular, suddenly everyone wanted their own friend to have on the go. As he continued updating the app, news articles were written, tips and techniques were shared online, even some celebrities started to join in on the action. His idea had taken center stage, but he would need more than classical programming to achieve his magnum opus.
So Johnson headed out. He began looking for inspiration in other places, such as the local community gardens, or the nearby forest. He was a firm believer in the idea that success only comes from nature, and that it must be studied in order to achieve your goals.
What a mistake that was.
One day, during these sessions of introspection, he encountered something. Something, which cannot be described. A spark, of genius? Perhaps? Only Johnson could understand. He continued toward the mysterious object, looking at all of its impossible-to-comprehend details. In one brave swish, he touched it.
At this point, the Johnson known beforehand no longer existed. Only the spirit, the will and the way of his ideas had been, an endless pitfall into the depths of miscongruentry. His entire life, the struggles, the ideas, the app, the popularity, they all got bastardized, into something which defies logic and reason. Only a few traces of him are left, the rest got retroactively removed from existence. But as for those traces that do exist?
PHYSICS Records
Equipment Dossier Excerpt
History and Background
Ever since the discovery of Humes and dimension theory, the idea of creating a "pocket dimension" for organization and storage has been considered. This came to its head when Dr. Alanny Zoinev came up with the design for a large structure, which could "inflate" a bubble in spacetime, to effectively create a new space.
Overview
The HID-C is a room-scale device, which when activated, lowers the Hume levels inside a small area of space, using a modified Scranton Reality Anchor. At this point, a computer system uses various advanced metaphysical concepts to "reprogram" the reality within this space, then stabilizes it, to create a small extradimensional area. The exact specifications of this device are classified to those working on the project.
Parathreat Investigation Special Observer: "Nevicail" 54813945/2TY
Overview: Sentient life may have been discovered in a parallel universe, created during a test with the HID-C.
Parathreat Evidence: On April 4th, 2026, a test of the HID-C resulted in an 50 square kilometer area being created, of which a tear in space-time was discovered in the back. Initial investigation seems to imply that it has breached a parallel universe, not too dissimilar to our own. A binary-star system is located a few AUs away from the tear. Thought to host sentient life based on EVE scans. Investigation underway.
Suggested Response: When it comes to space exploration, we don't really have a whole lot. Let's just set up an anti-gravity cruiser with a few black suits, and see if there's anything we should worry about.
Quartermasters Division-AOD-5631 Item Designation Title Qty 1 +2Gen-AGB GOC Anti-grav Battleship Legacy 1 Notes: Same model used for approaching LTE-2712, though modified with apportation technology.
AT/ST Patrol Report (Debrief) Involved Assessment/Strike Team: Extraterrestrial Exploration Team "Icailla"
Filing Operative: "Nevicail" 54813945/2TY
Mission (Location/Objective): A parallel universe was discovered during a test of a pocket dimension creating device. There was a binary star system in nearby, and we were sent to investigate if there is life there, based on EVE readings.
Encounter Report/Enemy Description: They thought there was gonna be a type green or two out there. It was strange, since we thought those were an Earth exclusive thing.
Results: When we entered the pocket dimension, the Battleship was modified using an apportion based FTL drive. Considering my experiences with apportion in the past, I wasn't looking too excited. Anyway, we enter the ship, went through the tear, and charted our destination. When we fired the engine, it was surprisingly calm. The same could not be said for my fellow crewmates.
Soon, we arrived at one of the planets. It was a chilly planet, with surprisingly high wind speeds. Looking around, we saw a lot of big mountains, many lakes, and a settlement nearby. Aha! There is life here! Of course, we would have to take precautions before we could investigate further.
Our suits were equipped with automatically changing camouflage, that automatically learns to blend in with the environment. It took a while for it to get used to the surroundings, but it managed. We then took out our resonance imagers and tried to make sense of what was there.
The settlement was inhabited by a bunch of insect-looking creatures, which seemed to have rudimentary tools. However, some of them appeared to have paranormal abilities! Bingo. We took note of this and returned back to the ship.
When we came back, we realized something. Something was off. The paranormal abilities we noticed in the creatures were very similar, almost, too similar. Turns out, we were right. Just before we returned into the ship, our imagers went crazy. It was so crazy, in fact, that I actually jumped when it happened. (I know, I'm a mature dude.)
The next thing we saw was insane. A massive serpentine abomination with mechanical wings, speaking in a language that nearly blew our eardrums out. Hearing it made us almost, feel something, like technological progress is being beamed directly into our minds. As soon as we saw this thing, we got the hell out of there, but before we did, I noticed that some of the insect creatures seemed to be worshiping it. Could this be some kind of God?
We arrived back at the pocket dimension, but the impact was left on us. Most of the crewmates couldn't speak right for a few hours, and when they did, it was usually something relating to machinery.
Personnel Condition: 6 WIA, 2 injured
Conclusions: That was clearly some kind of reality bender, if it had that much power over our thoughts and ideas. A full video of our experience has been recorded, as well as all VERITAS data collected. I'd say research this ASAP.
Threat ID:
KTE-5428-Green-Ragweed
Authorized Response Level:
5 (Severe Threat)
Description:
KTE-5428 designates various sentient extraterrestrial individuals of varying species, determined to have type-green reality bending abilities. These individuals reside within 54813945/2TY, and are worshiped by other individuals to gain their powers. How this is accomplished is currently unknown, though it is highly dangerous.
KTE-5428 is located within 54813945/2TY, a parallel universe which was accidentally breached during a test involving the HID-C. An exploration team was sent in and discovered an instance of KTE-5428 while investigating one of the planets. Based on EVE readings, several other instances of KTE-5428 have identified based on previous scans.
Rules of Engagement:
Project "Koicell" has been enacted, under authorization by High Command. The plan is to remotely capture each instance of KTE-5428 using a HID-B, a miniaturized version of the HID-C that can be embedded within a Mk. III Ultra-Heavy Engagement Chassis. After being captured, they shall be put within the nearby pocket dimension for research and communication, as KTE-5428 has significant opportunity to be used for other projects.
An attempt at capture has been scheduled for April 19th, 2026.
PHYSICS Records
Equipment Dossier Excerpt
History and Background
When it comes to large scale threat enemies, capture and subsequent liquidation has always been a huge challenge. Many ideas have been considered over the ages, from aspect radiation cancelling to large scale cognitohazards. We have come up with a design based on research into dimension theory, that could revolutionize the way threat entites are captured and liquidated.
Overview
The HID-B is a medium-sized tool which can be used to connect various spaces, based on research done on the HIB-C. The user first places down three pylons somewhere in space, and activates it, to create a triangular portal between all three pylons. This portal can be linked to other areas both in and out of space, where a similarly sized pylon was set up.
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