Tyrant lizard king
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX Is to be kept in the Heavy Containment Area in Site 48. Use of SCP-XXXX will be allowed once overviewed and approved by site director █████.

SCP-XXXX has the appearance of a typical yellow taxi, with the fin on top having the words ‘The taxi to EVERYWHERE!’ on both sides. SCP-XXXX seems to repair itself from any damage over time, usually 15 minutes to repair a major dent. The more anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX appear when someone enters it; as whenever someone enters SCP-XXXX, a shadowy driver, labeled SCP-XXXX-1, will appear by various means. SCP-XXXX-1 will then ask the user where they would like to go. After the user replies with a definite destination, SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1, and the user become incorporeal, and take a most direct path to the destination given to SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1, and the user become corporeal again once arriving at the given destination, and SCP- XXXX-1 will wait for the user to leave SCP-XXXX, and will proceed to its starting location the same way it came.