Preface:
SCP-XXXX-T is a ritualistic procedure, similar in execution to a tea party. SCP-XXXX-T requires at least one human subject fully capable of communication to be present inside the containment cell, and be seated facing the subject. SCP-XXXX will converse with the subject for between one (1) and three (3) hours as they both drink SCP-XXXX-2. Subjects have reported that SCP-XXXX-2 had no effect upon their thirst. So as to curb the risk of becoming an SCP-XXXX-1 instance, all subjects used for the procedure should be briefed on the list of events that can disturb SCP-XXXX prior to their entry into the cell. While SCP-XXXX requires the ingestion at least 1L of SCP-XXXX-2 per month to survive, it is estimated that it has accumulated enough of it to last for ██ months. it is currently unknown where or how SCP-XXXX stores the liquid, though it is known it will not make use of it and let itself desiccate if procedure SCP-XXXX-T is not held at least once every two weeks.
Test XXXX-T-01
Subject:
Researcher P███████, previously assigned to SCP-XXXX immediately after its capture volunteered to be the first subject to interview the entity.
<Start Procedure Log>
Researcher P███████ enters the cell alone, and starts to move towards the table in the centre of the room.
SCP-XXXX: Hello good sir, I've been awaiting you. Do sit down, I'll serve you some tea, and then we can have jolly good time.
Researcher P███████: SCP-XXXX, I am researcher P███████. I was assigned to you right after you were apprehended. I have some questions to ask you about a series of disappearances which we have confirmed are linked to you.
SCP-XXXX: (Pauses) What did you just call me? Is that any way to greet a lady?
Researcher P███████: what?
SCP-XXXX: Oh, don't act all surprised, you know exactly what you've done.
SCP-XXXX begins to rapidly advance towards Researcher P███████, subject begins to back away and cries out for help. a security agent enters the room.
SCP-XXXX: Are you only here to ruin my tea party with your insensible bleating? you're trying to fluster me aren't you! oh and who are you interrupting us?
Security grabs the arm of SCP-XXXX, before immediately crying out in pain. they are then transmuted into a small cup over the course of several minutes, throughout which SCP-XXXX is heard speaking to them such things as "it's almost as if you wanted this" and "I'll teach you manners you shrewd little man". SCP-XXXX continues speaking for several minutes, at which point Researcher P███████ approaches the entity.
Researcher P███████: I, (pauses) I believe he's already dead-
SCP-XXXX suddenly stops speaking, stands up and grabs Researcher P███████, repeating the process of transmutation into an SCP-XXXX-1 instance, and speaking to him for a total of █ hours afterwards.
<End Log>
Discoveries:
– SCP-XXXX will react aggressively to any interruption of the procedure, whether that be by an external or an internal actor.
– SCP-XXXX will refuse to cooperate when referred to by any other nomenclature than "Miss Annie". this seems to be part of a delusion that procedure SCP-XXXX-T is an entirely voluntary act, separate from a simple act of feeding. any attempts to break the delusion have resulted in violent retaliation from the entity, and the subject is not to be brought up again.
– A wet stain found on the recovered clothing from this test suggests that fluids extracted from subjects during their conversion to SCP-XXXX-1 were absorbed by SCP-XXXX. This may be an indicator of the true composition of SCP-XXXX-2.
Test XXXX-T-06
Subject:
Researcher D█████, is a slightly underweight latino male who was recently placed in charge of the subject. Researcher D█████ was adamant that he be let conduct this experiment himself despite the risks involved. the request was accepted based on recorded evidence regarding the subject and Researcher D█████'s impeccable test records.
<Start Procedure Log>
Researcher D█████ enters the room. SCP-XXXX-1 instances are already on the table, and SCP-XXXX is sitting at the table.
Researcher D█████: Greetings, Miss Annie.
SCP-XXXX: Welcome! it's always nice to have a visitor! sit down, sit down. I knew you were coming so I took out the tea. I'm afraid it's gotten a bit cold though, I hope you don't mind.
Researcher D█████: It's alright, I don't drink tea. I'm sorry if that disappoints you.
SCP-XXXX: (visibly puzzled) you… don't?
Researcher D█████: No.
Researcher D█████ then proceeds to take a standard bottle of water out of his coat. SCP-XXX physically recoils at the sight of the bottle
SCP-XXXX: What is in there?What do you intend on doing with this?
Researcher D█████: I intend on drinking it. it's simply water, there is no reason to be afraid.
SCP-XXXX enters an agitated state. contrary to every previous instance of this agitated state, SCP-XXXX moves away from Researcher D█████
SCP-XXXX: Get out! Get this unmentionable filth away from me, NOW!
Researcher D█████ proceeds to exit the room, taking with him a teapot. SCP-XXXX does not give chase, though it does severely berate him for the "theft of a lady's prized possessions", and instead remains in the same spot until he has exited the room.
<End Log>
Discoveries:
– SCP-XXXX exhibits a pathological fear of water to the point where even the mention of it causes the entity to become agitated
– Through the use of water as a leveraging threat, The research team was able to acquire one instance of SCP-XXXX-1.
– SCP-XXXX-1 is confirmed to be of the same composition as SCP-XXXX themselves.
Test XXXX-T-09
Subject:
Subject D-4291 is a 24 year old caucasian female of average height. Subject was placed into foundation custody for assault and aggravated manslaughter. due to apparent matches in personality between D-4291 and SCP-XXXX, they were selected to run this instance of the procedure.
<Start Procedure Log>
D-4291 enters the room
SCP-XXXX: Well hello there! I'm always happy to have new visitors! please, do sit down. and I'll get the tea.
D-4291 converses with SCP-XXXX for approximately one (1) hour. Procedure goes without incident. for the majority of that time.
SCP-XXXX: Are you alright? it appears to me something is bothering you.
D-4291: it's just… the cups…
SCP-XXXX: What about them?
D-4291: they're people. these are people that you took and made into objects.
SCP-XXXX: What are you insinuating? they deserved it, and have paid the price of their uncivilised attitudes.
D-4291: Uncivilized? you took people's lives over a minor disagreement! you fed on them and-
SCP-XXXX: You insinuate It was not within reason to do it? to justly reprimand people over breaking the basic code of conduct of my tea parties, to which I generously invited them? you're saying that I'm nothing more than filth, leeching upon the lives of the innocent for the mere privilege of living? you think I'm not worthy of the honour of living, and that these ignoramuses are somehow more worthy of it than I?
D-4291: (long pause) what? I didn't even imply anything like tha-
D-4291 screams in pain as their face is caught by SCP-XXXX
<End Log>
Discoveries:
– SCP-XXXX will react negatively to any blame put on her regarding the conversion of humans into SCP-XXXX-1 instances.
– SCP-XXXX deems the transmutation of those who fluster her "entirely deserved".
– Evidence appears to indicate that the procedure SCP-XXXX-T serves as an excuse by the entity to excuse themselves of the guilt. whether that is a conscious act or not has yet to be discovered
Test log XXXX-T-12-B
based on the apparent pathological fear of water exhibited by the subject, testing was performed on the SCP-XXXX-1 instance recovered during the last test
Subject:
One (1) instance of SCP-XXXX-1, further referred to as SCP-XXXX-1A
Procedure:
SCP-XXXX-1a placed in a container and submerged in approx. 5L of standard tap water
Results:
See document XXXX-I-8215 (use the tab, will be a separate document in the final version)
Incident log XXXX-T-16
At the request of Researcher P███████, further testing involving water was performed on SCP-XXXX.
Subject:
SCP-XXXX
Procedure:
SCP-XXXX was locked into an aquatic containment chamber, which was subsequently flooded with 1000 litres of water
Results:
Subject [DATA EXPUNGED]. All further testing aborted. Researcher P███████ is to be demoted to D-Class.