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Item #: SCP-uh-J
Object Class: keter keterer ketererer
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-uh-J is to be kept in a uh-lined containment chamber located in uhh idk, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 dads armed with MG42.
In the event that SCP-uh-J ever begins uhing its leg, DR. uh is to use HID turret on SCP-uh-J until it ceases its behavior. f not it may lead to an XK-class event witch is ██████. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force uh-7 (''uh guns i gess'') is to be dispatched to SCP-uh-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-uh-J is a big rock. Like most members of its species, it is able to uh, and regularly eats twice its own weight in rock each day. SCP-uh-j was found in Dr. uh's office
Any and all information about SCP-uh-J is restricted to level 4 personnel or above. As a result, the author of this page is to be termi-wait what uh fuck
SCP-uh-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with uh, which causes it to turn into uh. Whenever this happens, all uh within a uh kilometer radius will begin to uh uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to graphite. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-uh-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-uh-J was first located in dad where the uh were using it in order to uh. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force uh-7 was able to recover the object with only 90 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log uh-1
Dr. mh: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr mh, and I am about to test SCP-uh's reaction to leg. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr uh?
Dr. uh: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. mh: Excellent! I am now introducing the uh to leg… hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. uh: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Dr. mh: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it… MEIN GOTT! MEIN uh! IT'S GOT MEIN uh! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
SCP-uh-J breaches cantonment Dr. mh corps was found after SCP-uh-J was recanted
END LOG
In light of incident uh-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
oh and uh Dr.uh has a turtles and it some how recanted SCP uh-J
