MySpace: An SCP

Item #: Myspace

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Pending.

Description: SCP-Myspace is a collection of anomalies surrounding three different dimensional planes accessible through multiple means, one of them being a cardboard box designated SCP-Myspace-A-1, labeled "Myspace- the only space you'll ever need!"

SCP-Myspace-1-X is the designation for any method of entrance into any one of the 3 landscapes of SCP-Myspace-1, whose infinitely vast, anomalous plains are as follows:

WHITE: A flat, ambiently lit white space with 2 anomalous properties. One: There seem to be invisible barriers randomly manifesting and demanifesting across it. Two: One can summon any object they so desire as long as they are given permission by SCP-Myspace-B.

BLACK: A bottomless scape that serves as a molecular stasis.

GREEN: An endless field resembling the Windows 7 default background.

Entrances into these planes can be manifested at will by SCP-Myspace-B and SCP-Myspace-C

SCP-Myspace-B is a 1.9 meter tall Caucasian Man with black, greying and balding hair which constantly wears a formal outfit. SCP-Myspace-B speaks fluent English, supplemented by overuse of formal phraseology and pauses between words. SCP-Myspace-B will occasionally offer a contract to a semi-significant person, which, when accepted, will result in SCP-Myspace-B placing them in SCP-Myspace-A-Black and releasing them at an indeterminate time before or after their original deal, and at that time, a historical event will most likely be created or altered by the person in question, with an abnormally high amount of luck. That person may or may not be returned to SCP-Myspace-A-Black by SCP-Myspace-B thereafter.

SCP-Myspace-C-1 and SCP-Myspace-C-2 are two forms of a creature known as SCP-Myspace-C, which SCP-Myspace-B often refers to as a "Pet".

SCP-Myspace-C-1 is a 1.6 meter tall Caucasian "Man¹" with shoulder-length dark hair whom is occasionally capable of spontaneous matter creation, but is otherwise non-anomalous except for the anomalies and side effects of its relationship with SCP-Myspace-C-2.

SCP-Myspace-C-2 is a creature resembling a Skullcrawler™ from the movie Kong: Skull Island, however, multiple notable differences are present:

1. It has three independently functioning jawbones, rather than a single one.

2. It has 17-35 prehensile tongues, 3-5 of which function as reproductive organs.

3. It is far more muscular than the original creature, with each of its tongues having maneuverability comparable to tendrils, it's forelimbs having far more muscle, its tail's abilities to stay erect and make swift and powerful motions, and its jaw having a bite force that rivals that of 682.

4. While it has male reproductive system in its mouth, the creature has also a female reproductive system visible from its underside, consult Appendum-Myspace-C-2-1 for information.

5. Rather than exhibiting properties most often exhibited with vicious predators, the creature seems docile and only consumes non-human prey, such as zombies, livestock, or even SCP-601-A and -B instances. It can be coerced into anything by simply threatening it with human casualties, as it
extremely abhors the loss of human lives.

SCP-Myspace-C-2's anomalous properties are few, but very significant.

1. It's tongues have no currently observed limit in length, with the farthest distance achieved by them being 190 km according to foundation records.

2.It can increase its size from 5 meters to 1.5 kilometers.

+ Addendum-Myspace-C-2-1

The reproductive system of SCP-Myspace-C-2 is baffling. In total, SCP-Myspace-C-2 has a female
reproductive system consisting of 15 different uteri, all of which function similarly to that of a reptile's or a bird's. These pregnancies last 4-7 days on average, and do not have any noticeable effect on the creature's function while in SCP-Myspace-C-2 form. However, SCP-Myspace-C-2 pregnancies have a noticeable affect on SCP-Myspace-C when in SCP-Myspace-C-1 form. Notably:

1. Excessive Abdominal Swelling

2. Decreased Intervals Between Feeding

3.Heightened Libido

Experiment Myspace-1:

Test Description:
D-100275 is going to copulate with SCP-Myspace-C-2 to test the results of reproduction with SCP-Myspace-C-2
The following is a transcript of Experiment Myspace-1
D-100275, a female in her late 20s accused of multiple counts of armed robbery, is restrained in a submissive position on an elevated stock in the middle of a large chamber, before being stripped of her clothes and given aphrodisiacs.
*Myspace-C-2 enters the chamber*
*For several minutes, C-2 wanders around the chamber in visible embarresment.*
Researcher A:C-2, there are 7 casualties on the line if you do not comply.
C-2: *Snorts*
*C-2 Communicates Non-Verbally with D-100275, attempting to calm her.*
[C-2 opens its mouth, and one of its prehensile tongues whips out.]
[C-2 Slowly positions its tongue behind D-100275, before thrusting its tongue into her uterus.]
[After 3 minutes of repeating this action, C-2 sprays a purple liquid into D-100275's uterus.]

Footnotes

1. SCP-Myspace-C-1 and its alternate form, SCP-Myspace-C-2 are technically hermaphrodites, but for all non-reproductive intents and purposes, SCP-Myspace-C-1 is male.