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Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object class:safe

Special containment procedures

Scp (xxxx) 1-24 are to be distributed between the twenty four largest staffed foundation sights in a standard scp containment locker of which is to be placed within the facility's kitchen. Access codes to SCP (xxxx)’s containment locker is to be given to the facilities onsite chef. Any other kitchen personnel that wishes to utilize scp (xxxx) must first complete a SCP(xxxx) training course. SCP (xxxx) 25-30 are to be held in sight (88) for testing, with access given to head SCP (xxxx) researcher, Dr.Olivia as well as any researcher with level three clearance or higher.

Description
Scp (xxxx) is thirty separate 5 gallon jar capacity blenders, cubed in shape with a thin metal grid sandwiched between the glass panels of the jar (like a microwave window). A sphere 2.5 inches in diameter is suspended within, it seems as if it is comprised of some sort of metal, but the sphere has an amount of give similar to rubber. The object has a large black base with a pressurized gas insertion nozzle, and a drainage pipe on the opposite side, as well as an interface in the front. The interface includes an on/off switch as well as two sliders each with symbols and numerical displays to the right of them. When Scp (xxxx) is powered on, any material that is placed within scp(xxxx) will instantly liquidize and combine with any other material inserted. The resulting liquid compound (now referred to as SCP(xxxx)-a) is always at 23C with the viscosity of the compound being best described as an average smoothie. Scp(xxxx)-a can be consumed by any mammalian regardless of the materials used to create SCP(xxxx)-a. The two sliders can change the temperature and viscosity of SCP(xxxx)-a,the first slider can change the temperature between -20C and 200C, while the viscosity slider ranges between a value of -100 (the viscosity of water) and 100 (the viscosity of melted marshmallows).

Retrieval log
Scp (xxxx) was recovered from a smoothtastic-smoothie-shack on the beaches of Long Beach California, 6/13/2012, when agent Welder heard a rumor of an “abnormally delicious smoothie being sold near a five star hotel”. Agent Welder proceeded to use foundation funds to travel to California, rent a hotel there and, after locating the store in question, purchase a single smoothie from smoothtastic-smoothie-shack. Afterwards he reported back to the scp foundation that he believed that “there is something truly anomalous about those smoothies” (Agent Welders actions are under review). The scp foundation then sent a three man securement team (an MTF unit?) codenamed smooth-sippers in order to further investigate. Smooth-sippers created a cover story explaining to one of the employees of smoothtastic-smoothie-shack, that they were food critics, and that they wanted to see how they managed to create such delicious smoothies. Shortly after the manager, a Mr.Oakley delightedly showed them an instance of scp(xxxx), explaining to the operatives that they were purchased “off of some chinese website”, and that he had purchased thirty of them for a very low price, planning to use them to expand his business. While the other two operatives spoke to Mr.Oakley, the third gained access to his computer and bank statements, finding no trace of the aforementioned website, and finding that the payment lead to nowhere resulting in the agents failure. Later that day the operatives returned wearing slightly different suits, telling Mr.Oakley that all of the blenders where defective, and that they had to be recalled, after a large amount of money was given to Mr.Oakley, he happily obliged.

Testing log

After attempting to deconstruct scp(xxxx) on three separate occasions during testing, it was discovered that removing nearly any part from scp(xxxx) will result in the object losing all anomilis functions in their entirety. Do to this affect scp(xxxx) 28-30 are now no longer functioning at any capacity.

All testing was done by Head researcher Dr.Olivia as well as two other level three researchers, along with D class #5242 (D class #5242 was selected do to his vast experience in smoothies). Mix A refers a mix comprised of three peeled bananas, ten strawberries with the leaves removed, 2 cups of vanilla yogurt, a cup of blueberries, and a cup of raspberries. Many tests are omitted for the sake of brevity.

Test #1 Placed Mix A within SCP(xxxx), set temperature to 10C and viscosity to 0 Results An average smoothie D class description A delicious smoothie
Test #4 Placed Mix A along with a liter of rat poison within SCP(xxxx), set temperature to 10C and viscosity to 0 Results An average smoothie with a light grey tint D class description This one is a bit tart
Dr.Olivia-My suspicions were correct, it seems that anything that we put through this object can be consumed without any risk to bodily harm.
Test #9 Placed a single kg of iron, along with three cups of water within scp (xxxx), set temperature to 50C and viscosity to -90 Results A metalic grey translucent liquid D class description It's like I was drinking a gallon of warm blood. (Subject displayed disdain with other metallic instances of scp(xxxx)-a)
Test #14 Placed 3 cups of melted iron within scp(xxxx), set the temperature to 20C and viscosity to -90 Results A completely metallic liquid D class description feels like when the dentist numbs your mouth, except you're drinking it
Dr.Olivia- We were taking urine samples as basic biological testing procedures, but it turns out that SCP(xxxx)-a has a another effect. After thirty minutes outside of the body the urine returns to the original material state of what was originally placed in SCP(xxxx). The urine samples collected from test #1-7 had their contents smooshed within the glass urine containers, so none of my team noticed a thing, but when Sample #9 exploded from the pressure of a fully formed iron ingot, and #14 melted straight through my desk…well those were cause for further investigation.
Test #17 Had Mix A blended by a non anomilis blender, this blend was then placed within scp(xxxx), set temperature to -10C and viscosity to +75 Results An extremely thick smoothie D class description It's so cold..it's almost chewie…still pretty good
Dr.Olivia-The urine returned to a state of mush after thirty minutes,this is a good thing, could you imagine the plumbing problem I would have caused if I hadn't caught that, anyways seeing as there have been no other affects found Im gonna request that a couple of scp(xxxx) be used by some of the foundation cooks, It will more than likely increase sight moral.
Test #20 A cup of water, along with a seven second burst of co2 was placed within scp(xxxx), temperature was set to 20 C and viscosity to +100 Results A perfectly clear liquid D class description Oh god it's like glue water, it taste like chunky nothingness
Dr.Olivia-Seeing as scp(xxxx)-a always reverts itself after being urinated, I would like to complete further testing in order to determine if the person drinking receives any nutritional value.
Site Director Joe-Although I would prefer these smoothies be zero calories, I shall allow further testing in this field.
Test #26 Mix A was placed within Scp(xxxx), set temperature to 20C and viscosity to -30 Results standard smoothie D class description A delicious smoothie
Test #26/2 The reformed Mix A from test #26 was placed within Scp(xxxx), set temperature to 20C and viscosity to -30 Results standard smoothie D class description A delicious smoothie…although something feels off

Dr.Olivia-If the reformed scp(xxxx)-a can be used to remake instances of scp (xxxx)-a, then that means that the foundation could have access to infinite delicious smoothies! Now we just have to make all the smoothie drinkers use some sort of special toilet…we can't have them all knowing that they are drinking urine fruit smoothies.